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  • Tired and Exhausted - Auto repair shop in Bensenville, Illinois
  • Dew Drop Inn - Motel in Forks, Washington
  • Barber Blacksheep - A barber shop in Brighton, United Kingdom
  • Surelock Homes - Burglar alarms, in San Jose, California
  • Indiana Bones Temple of Groom - Doggie day care & boutique in Thousand Oaks, California
  • Bits & PCs - Computer store in Ossining, NY
  • It's Curtains For You - Curtain store in Shawnee, Kansas
  • British Hairways - Barber shop in Bailey, Colorado
  • Cyclo Analysts - Bicycle shop in Oxford, United Kingdom
  • Sherrill's Eat Here and Get Gas - Gas station in Tipton, Indiana
  • Sole Mate - Sneaker boutique in Sydney, Australia
  • What Were You Inking? - Tattoo removal in Denver, Colorado
  • Lawn and Order - Landscaping
  • AA Liquor Market - Seems like an bad business for AA to get into
  • Cash 22 - Pawn broker and payday loans
  • Harrison Ford - Car dealership in Northeast Ohio
  • I'll Cut You - Hair salon in Chicago, Illinois
  • Frame Set & Match - Picture framers with 3 locations in London, England
  • Wax On Wax Off - Full service salon and spa in Chicago, Illinois
  • Cheeses of Nazareth - Located in Nazareth, Israel
  • Carl's Pane In The Glass - Screen and window repair in Garland, Texas
  • Sew Easy - Sewing classes for kids in Needham, Massachusetts
  • Lino Ritchie - Discount carpet & vinyl in Ireland
  • Back To The Futon - Futon store in Victoria, Australia
  • A Lot Of Cars - Used car dealership in Ogden, Utah
  • Tanking You - Rainwater tank sales in Australia
  • Best Little Hair House in Denver - Beauty salon in Denver, Colorado
  • Unbeweavable - Beauty supply in Brooklyn, New York
  • Major Tom's Ground Control - Lawn care in Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada
  • Suck-Cess - Drainage services in Surrey, United Kingdom
  • TongueNchic - Dental boutique in Elgin, Illinois
  • A Stitch In Time - Sewing and alterations in Hingham, Massachusetts
  • Planet of the Grapes - Wine merchant, restaurant, and bar in London, England
  • Shear-Lock Combs - Salon and day spa in St. Peters, Missouri
  • Thistle Do Nicely - A gift shop in Edinburgh, UK
  • Tequila Mockingbird - Mexican bar and grill in Ocean City, Maryland
  • Stemtation - Floral designers in Dunsborough, Western Australia
  • Big Nose, Full Body - Wine store in the Park Slope neighborhood of Brooklyn
  • The Muttropolitan - A sophisticated, modern salon for chic downtown pets in Little Tokyo in Downtown Los Angeles
  • Sew Nice Dressmaking - Clothing alterations and mending in Victoria, Australia
  • Get Plastered - Plastering services in Scotland
  • Attitude Adjustement Shoppe - Liqour Store Name In Ojai, CA
  • Fleetwood Macchiato - Coffee shop in Australia
  • EyeQ - Optometrists (I heard the owner fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself).
  • Buckingham Pallets - Pallet company
  • Juan In A Million - Mexican restaurant in Austin, Texas. They also sponsor the annual "A Hole In Juan" charity golf tournament to benefit a local elementary school.
  • The Found Sock - Coin-op Laundromat
  • Myles From Nowhere - An antiques shop located in Nova Scotia, Canada
  • Sew What - Gifts & stiches
  • Fi-Dough - Mail order dog treats
  • Junk & Disorderly - Second hand store
  • Tree Wise Men - Tree maintenance
  • William The Concreter - Ready mixed or mixed on site, in England
  • Ink About It - A paper arts specialty store
  • Curl Up & Die - Hair salon
  • YahPOO! Plumbing - Plumber
  • Amy's Winehouse - Liquor store in Sunderland, United Kingdom
  • Florist Gump - Florist
  • Austin Flowers - London, England
  • Boring Business Systems - This Lakeland, Florida technology company is named after Allan D. Boring, who bought the company in the 1960s
  • Ooooh Girl...Who Did Your Hair? - Salon and spa in Albuquerque, New Mexico
  • Jack The Stripper - Wood stripping
  • Spruce Springclean - House cleaners
  • Amazing Grates - Fireplace shop
  • HAIRanoia? - Hair salon
  • Many Happy Returns - Tax preparation
  • Luna Sea Motel - Recently renamed to Econo Lodge, in Cocoa Beach, Florida
  • Frisky Business - Boutique
  • Vinyle Resting Place - Record store
  • Custard's Last Stand - Soft ice cream
  • Hair We Are - Hair salon
  • Chain Reaction Cycles - A bicycle shop in Northern Ireland
  • Bags Bunny - Purses
  • Electricity Bill - An electrician named Bill
  • Fashion Do-Do - A sportswear shop in the UK
  • Cari Lang, Hairapist - Blue Springs, Missouri
  • I'm Hair For You - Hair salon
  • Barf Bed & Breakfast
  • Slaughter & Son - Funeral directors
  • Ick. - Clothing
  • Temple of Vroom - Driving school
  • Real Imposters Jewelry
  • Amigone Funeral Home
  • Now Hair This - Hair salon
  • Your Mom's - Dance studio
  • Bon A-Pet-Treat - Pet bakery
  • Wagner's Barber Shop & Guns - Greensburg, Indiana
  • PEDO - A diaper manufacturer in Turkey
  • Wooden It Be Lovely - A toy shop in Southampton, UK
  • Hair Raid Shelter - Barber
  • Hindenburger Flame Broiled - Burger joint
  • The Loan Arranger - Mortgages
  • Cane & Able - Mobility store for seniors and the disabled
  • Combing Attractions - Hair salon
  • Sew and Tell - Embroidery store
  • Shear Madness - Hair studio
  • Sofa So Good - Quality leather and fabric for office suites, sofas, and chairs
  • Beauty and the Beach - Salon in the UK
  • The Sweet Dairy Air - Ice cream shop
  • Iron Maiden - Ironing service
  • The Merchant of Tennis - A tennis supply store with 2 locations in Ontario, Canada
  • The Greatful Head - Barber shop in San Francisco, California
  • That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles - Los Angeles ice cream and dessert shop
  • The Sole-Man - Shoe repair and leatherworks in Winter Park, Florida
  • Pushy Galore - Bike shop
  • Scissor's Palace - Hair salon
  • Shore Enough - Beachside bed and breakfast
  • Pets and The City - Pet store
  • Jean-Claude Van Man - Movers
  • Facial Attraction - A beauty clinic in London
  • Sunny & Shears - Hair salon in Warwick, Rhode Island

Funny Restaurant Names:

  • Jurassic Pork BBQ - A Baltimore food truck
  • Deja Brew - Coffee shop in Three Lakes, Wisconsin
  • Pizza The Action - Pizza shop
  • Pita Pan - In Park Slope, Brooklyn, New York
  • The Human Bean - Coffee shop franchise with around 50 locations, mostly in the Western USA
  • So We Meat Again - Deli in Phoenix, Arizon
  • Lettuce Tempt You - Gourmet sandwiches and salads in Australia
  • Lord of the Wings - Chicken wings franchise in Lebanon, Kuwait,, and Egypt
  • Genghis Cohen - Chinese restaurant in Los Angeles
  • Wok N Roll - Chinese food in Providence, Rhode Island
  • Java The Hut Coffee Shop - Located in Leesburg, Georgia
  • A Salt & Battery - Fish and chips
  • Pita Wrapbit - Wraps, pitas, and smoothies
  • FedUp - Deli and catering
  • Wok This Way - Chinese food take out
  • Frying Nemo - Fish & chips
  • Mustard's Last Stand - Hot dogs
  • Codfather's Seafood Restaurant - Taunton, Massachusetts
  • Wine Me Up - Wine bar in Bakersfield, California
  • Just Falafals - Say it out loud to get the pun
  • A Brewed Awakening - Coffee shop
  • Pho Sure - Vietnamese noodle house
  • EnTHAIsing - Thai/Malay food
  • Award Weiners - Hot dogs
  • Peking In - Chinese food
  • C U Latte - Coffee shop
  • Maine-ly Delites - In Maine
  • Thairanosaurus - Thai food
  • S.W.A.T - Sandwiches With A Twist food truck
  • EClipse - Hair design
  • Soon Fatt - Chinese takeout
  • Frank & Stein - Pub
  • Bread Pitt - Bakery
  • Lettuce Souprise You
  • Thai Me Up
  • Bread Zeppelin
  • Lord of the Fries
  • Thai Foon
  • Lox Stock & Bagel
  • Nin Com Soup
  • Marquis de Salade
  • Lettuce Eat
  • Thai The Knot
  • Steakout
  • I Feel Like Crepe
  • Life of Pie
  • A Latte Fun
  • Absolutely PHObulous
  • Wok On Water
  • Thai Tanic