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  • What kind of shoes do spies wear?
    Sneakers.

  • What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
    Flood lights.

  • What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
    Roberto.

  • How did the beaver get online?
    He logged on.

  • Where do you find giant snails?
    On the ends of giant's fingers.

  • Why did the Jedi cross the road?
    To get to the Dark Side.

  • What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
    Wet feet.

  • Why are pirates called pirates?
    'cause they arrr!

  • What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?
    The space bar!

  • What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
    Spring time.

  • What subject is a witch good at in school?
    Spelling.

  • Why do people work as bakers?
    Because they knead the dough.

  • What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
    A minnie van.

  • What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?
    Ferry tales.

  • How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
    Ten-tickles.

  • Where are otters from?
    Otter Space

  • If you had 5 oranges in one hand and 5 pears in the other hand, what would you have?
    Massive hands.

  • What does corn say when it feels embarrassed?
    "Aw, shucks!"

  • Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
    Because it's two-tired.

  • What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
    Put it on my bill.

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