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  • How does a skeleton call his friends?
    On a telebone!

  • What kind of cattle laugh?
    Laughingstock.

  • How does the teacher read schoolwork?
    With her pupils.

  • What is the saddest bird?
    A blue jay.

  • Why does a hummingbird hum?
    It doesn't know the words.

  • What is the most valuable fish?
    Goldfish.

  • Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
    Because they dropped out of school.

  • What horses keep late hours?
    Nightmares.

  • What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
    Pooched eggs.

  • What is a sleeping bag?
    A knapsack.

  • Why do dogs wag their tails?
    Because nobody else will do it for them.

  • What do wooden whales eat?
    Plankton.

  • Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?
    It wooden go.

  • What is a very hard subject?
    The study of rocks.

  • What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?
    Udder destruction.

  • Why did the cat cross the road?
    To get away from the dog.

  • What streets do ghosts haunt?
    Dead ends.

  • Why was the baby ant so confused?
    Because all of his uncles were ants.

  • What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
    He stole the show.

  • What kind of dog does Dracula have?
    A bloodhound.

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