- Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Because they dropped out of school.
- What horses keep late hours?
- What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
- What is a sleeping bag?
- Why do dogs wag their tails?
Because nobody else will do it for them.
- What do wooden whales eat?
- Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?
It wooden go.
- What is a very hard subject?
The study of rocks.
- What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?
- Why did the cat cross the road?
To get away from the dog.
- What streets do ghosts haunt?
- Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
- What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
He stole the show.
- What kind of dog does Dracula have?
- What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
- What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
- What do you call an alligator in a vest?
- What is a lifeguard's favorite game?
- How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.
- What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Stick with me and we will go places!