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  • What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
    Dam.

  • What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator.

  • What is a lifeguard's favorite game?
    Pool.

  • How does a pig go to hospital?
    In a hambulance.

  • What did the stamp say to the envelope?
    Stick with me and we will go places!

  • When do kangaroos celebrate their birthdays?
    On a leap year.

  • What do you call a snail on a ship?
    A snailer.

  • What happens when a robber bungles a robbery in a paint store?
    The police catch him red handed.

  • What do you get when you throw all the books in the world in the ocean?
    A title wave.

  • What happened to the boy who drank 8 Cokes?
    He burped 7-Up.

  • What runs but can't walk?
    The faucet.

  • What is the science of shopping?
    Biology (buy-ology).

  • Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
    To the moooovies.

  • What day do potatos hate the most?
    Fry-day.

  • What dog can jump higher than a building?
    Any dog, buildings can't jump.

  • Why can't jungle animals take a test?
    Too many cheetahs.

  • What kind of room can you eat?
    A mushroom.

  • What did the ceiling say to the wall?
    Meet you in the corner.

  • What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish ?
    Swimming trunks.

  • Why did the cow cross the road?
    To get to the udder side.

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