- Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
- What kind of music does a mountain like?
- What is a bunny's favorite music?
- Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station!
- What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music?
- What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?
The Space bar!
- Why did the cowboy ride his horse?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
- Where did the oshrtich go and get a new tail?
The Re-tail store!
- A cowboy rode into town on Friday stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
His horse's name was Friday.
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
- Why did the pilgrim's pants keep falling down?
Because their belt was on their hat!
- What do fish have on their birthday?
- What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
- Why is a snail the strongest animal?
Because it can carry it's house on it's back!
- What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
A milk dud (or an udder failure).
- Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?
Too much competition.
- Why did the sheep say "moo"?
It was learning a new language.
- What did Mickey say when Minnie asked if he was listening?
I'm all ears.
- Why did the ram run over the cliff?
Answer: He didn't see the ewe turn.
- What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says "Spit out your gum" and the train says "Choo! Choo!"