Search Dumb.com:

Dumb.com » » Kids Jokes
  Kids Jokes
  • Why did the cowboy ride his horse?
    Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

  • Where did the oshrtich go and get a new tail?
    The Re-tail store!

  • A cowboy rode into town on Friday stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
    His horse's name was Friday.

  • What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES.

  • Why did the pilgrim's pants keep falling down?
    Because their belt was on their hat!

  • What do fish have on their birthday?
    Fish cakes.

  • What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
    A nervous wreck.

  • Why is a snail the strongest animal?
    Because it can carry it's house on it's back!

  • What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
    A milk dud (or an udder failure).

  • Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?
    Too much competition.

  • Why did the sheep say "moo"?
    It was learning a new language.

  • What did Mickey say when Minnie asked if he was listening?
    I'm all ears.

  • Why did the ram run over the cliff?
    Answer: He didn't see the ewe turn.

  • What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
    The teacher says "Spit out your gum" and the train says "Choo! Choo!"

  • What do you call an oyster that won't share?
    A selfish shellfish.

  • Why were the apple and orange alone?
    Because the banana split.

  • Why did the fox cross the road?
    To get the chicken.

  • Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window?
    He wanted to see time fly.

  • What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
    A flat miner.

  • Why aren't bananas ever lonely?
    Because they come in bunches.

Page:  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19