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  • What do you call an angry pea?
    Grump-pea.

  • What did they say to the man who went for a job at the print shop?
    Sorry, you're not the right type.

  • Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
    Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

  • What is an archaeologist?
    Someone who's career is in ruins.

  • Did you hear the one about the fox with no ears?
    He didn't either.

  • Where did the sheep go for a haircut?
    To the baaah ber.

  • What is a zombie's least favorite room in the house?
    The living room.

  • Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    Because he was feeling crummy.

  • Which month do soldiers hate most?
    The month of March.

  • Why did the dog cross the road?
    To chase the cat on the other side.

  • Where was tennis invented?
    In Tennessee.

  • Why did the tree go to the dentist?
    To get a root canal.

  • Why did the child study in the airplane?
    He wanted a higher education!

  • Why was the broom late?
    It over swept.

  • What do you call a retired vegetable?
    A has-bean.

  • What is small, red and whispers?
    A hoarse radish.

  • What do you get when you cross a book with an egg??
    A yolk book.

  • Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
    To go with the traffic jam.

  • What do you do when your nose is on strike?
    Picket.

  • What did the plate say to the other plate?
    "Foods on me tonight!"

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