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  • What do you call a retired vegetable?
    A has-bean.

  • What is small, red and whispers?
    A hoarse radish.

  • What do you get when you cross a book with an egg??
    A yolk book.

  • Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
    To go with the traffic jam.

  • What do you do when your nose is on strike?
    Picket.

  • What did the plate say to the other plate?
    "Foods on me tonight!"

  • Where do Hamsters live ?
    In Hamsterdam.

  • What do you call a dancing sheep?
    a baaaallarina.

  • Why shouldnt you play poker in the jungle?
    There's too many cheetahs.

  • Why did the squirrel cross the road?
    Because he went nuts.

  • What's a horses favorite drink?
    Lemon-neighed.

  • When do you stop at green and go at red?
    When you're eating a watermelon.

  • Why did the chicken cross the park?
    To get to the other slide.

  • Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
    He had no body to go with him!

  • What is a navy officer's favourite fruit?
    Naval oranges.

  • What is invisible and smells like bananas?
    A monkey fart.

  • What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
    You look a little pail.

  • What did the fly say when it flew into a window?
    If I had more guts I'd do that again.

  • What did the hammer say to the piece of wood?
    We nailed that one.

  • Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
    Because he wanted to work over-time.

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