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  • Where do Hamsters live ?
    In Hamsterdam.

  • What do you call a dancing sheep?
    a baaaallarina.

  • Why shouldnt you play poker in the jungle?
    There's too many cheetahs.

  • Why did the squirrel cross the road?
    Because he went nuts.

  • What's a horses favorite drink?

  • When do you stop at green and go at red?
    When you're eating a watermelon.

  • Why did the chicken cross the park?
    To get to the other slide.

  • Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
    He had no body to go with him!

  • What is a navy officer's favourite fruit?
    Naval oranges.

  • What is invisible and smells like bananas?
    A monkey fart.

  • What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
    You look a little pail.

  • What did the fly say when it flew into a window?
    If I had more guts I'd do that again.

  • What did the hammer say to the piece of wood?
    We nailed that one.

  • Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
    Because he wanted to work over-time.

  • Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
    He's all right now.

  • Where do pencils come from?

  • Where does Superman get the kind of food he needs to make him strong?
    At the supermarket.

  • When does the letter Z come before the letter A?
    In the word "ZebrA".

  • How did the frog cross the road?
    He tied himself to the chicken.

  • What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    No idea. And if it also has no legs? Still no idea.

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