- What did Obi-Wan say to Luke when he was having trouble eating at a Chinese restaurant?
"Use the fork, Luke."
- What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
- What's red and bad for your teeth?
- What do you call a snowman with a sun tan?
- What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
- How much does it cost a pirate to get earrings?
- What clothes does a house wear?
- What bird can lift the most?
- What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!
- Did you hear the story about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks.
- What do you get from nervous cows?
- Where do cucumbers go for a date?
The salad bar.
- How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
- What game do elephants play in a Volkswagen?
- What kind of hair do oceans have?
- Why was the mushroom invited to lots of parties?
Because he was a fungi to be with.
- What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something.
- Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear.
- What do you call a bear with no ear?