- How can a leopard change his spots?
- What vegetable might you find in your basement?
- Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at "C".
- Who went into the bear's cave and came out alive?
- Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
Yeah, he pasta way.
- What did the baby corn say to the mamma corn?
Where's pop corn?
- Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup".
- Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
- What do you call a baby whale?
A little squirt.
- What's a bagel that can fly?
a plain bagel
- Where was Solomon's temple?
On his head.
- Why did the orange stop at the top of the hill?
Because it ran out of juice.
- What kind of meat doesn't stand up?
- What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
- Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming.
- What's black & white and eats like a horse?
- What did one leaf say to another?
See you next fall.
- Which vegetable can't you take on a boat?
- What 3 inventions help man up in the world?
The elevator, the ladder and the alarm clock
- Who has friends for lunch?