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  • What has 4 wheels and flies?
    A garbage truck.

  • What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
    Hot cross bunnies.

  • What letters are not in the alphabet?
    The ones in the mail, of course.

  • What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
    Time to get a new fence.

  • How can a leopard change his spots?
    By moving.

  • What vegetable might you find in your basement?
    Cellar-y.

  • Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
    Because they can spend years at "C".

  • Who went into the bear's cave and came out alive?
    The bear.

  • Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
    Yeah, he pasta way.

  • What did the baby corn say to the mamma corn?
    Where's pop corn?

  • Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
    The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup".

  • Why don't eggs tell jokes?
    They'd crack each other up.

  • What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
    Ruff.

  • What do you call a baby whale?
    A little squirt.

  • What's a bagel that can fly?
    a plain bagel

  • Where was Solomon's temple?
    On his head.

  • What do ghosts like for dessert?
    I scream.

  • Why did the orange stop at the top of the hill?
    Because it ran out of juice.

  • Two waves had a race. Who won?
    They tide.

  • What kind of meat doesn't stand up?
    Lean meat.

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