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  • What kind of meat doesn't stand up?
    Lean meat.

  • What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
    A carrot.

  • Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
    The scientists were brainstorming.

  • What's black & white and eats like a horse?
    A zebra.

  • What did one leaf say to another?
    See you next fall.

  • Which vegetable can't you take on a boat?

  • What 3 inventions help man up in the world?
    The elevator, the ladder and the alarm clock

  • Who has friends for lunch?
    A cannibal.

  • Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
    The outside.

  • Why was the piano on the porch?
    Because he forgot his keys.

  • What do lawyers wear to court?

  • What kind of paper can you tear?
    Terrible (tearable) paper.

  • What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
    Swimming trunks.

  • Where did the king keep his armies?
    In his sleevies.

  • What is the only food that they serve on planes?
    Plain food, of course.

  • Why is England the wettest country?
    Because the queen has reigned there for years.

  • How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a short cut.

  • What did the digital clock say to it's mom?
    Look ma, No hands.

  • Why were the Grecian scientists so large?
    They discovered pi.

  • Why does your sister jump up and down before taking her medicine?
    Because the label says: Shake well before using!

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