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  • What 3 inventions help man up in the world?
    The elevator, the ladder and the alarm clock

  • Who has friends for lunch?
    A cannibal.

  • Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
    The outside.

  • Why was the piano on the porch?
    Because he forgot his keys.

  • What do lawyers wear to court?
    Lawsuits.

  • What kind of paper can you tear?
    Terrible (tearable) paper.

  • What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
    Swimming trunks.

  • Where did the king keep his armies?
    In his sleevies.

  • What is the only food that they serve on planes?
    Plain food, of course.

  • Why is England the wettest country?
    Because the queen has reigned there for years.

  • How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a short cut.

  • What did the digital clock say to it's mom?
    Look ma, No hands.

  • Why were the Grecian scientists so large?
    They discovered pi.

  • Why does your sister jump up and down before taking her medicine?
    Because the label says: Shake well before using!

  • Why is Basketball such a messy sport?
    Because you dribble on the floor.

  • How do you communicate with a fish?
    Drop him a line.

  • What did the leopard say in the shower?
    That really hits the spot.

  • What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
    You look flushed.

  • What is a table you can eat?
    A vegetable.

  • What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
    A stick

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