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  • How do you communicate with a fish?
    Drop him a line.

  • What did the leopard say in the shower?
    That really hits the spot.

  • What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
    You look flushed.

  • What is a table you can eat?
    A vegetable.

  • What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
    A stick

  • Where do baby trees go to school?
    To a tree nursery.

  • How did the farmer mend his pants?
    With cabbage patches.

  • What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
    I apologize, I am a little horse.

  • What pet is always found on the floor?
    A carpet.

  • Where were potatoes first fried?
    In Greece.

  • What is a tornado's favorite game?
    Twister!

  • Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?
    He couldn't concentrate.

  • What is a kayaker's favorite kind of lettuce?
    Row-maine.

  • How do you file a nail?
    Under the letter N.

  • What is the different between a piano and a fish?
    You can't tuna fish.

  • How do you make a lemon drop?
    Hold it and then let go.

  • How do you repair a broken tomato?
    Tomato Paste.

  • What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
    Frostbite.

  • What kind of key opens a casket?
    A skeleton key.

  • Where did the one-legged man work?
    I-Hop.

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