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  • Where did the one-legged man work?

  • Why do bees have sticky hair?
    Because they use honeycombs.

  • Why was the man running around his bed?
    He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

  • What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
    Pumpkin Pi.

  • How many rubber ducks can you put in an empty bathtub?
    One, after that the tub is no longer empty.

  • How does Jack Frost travel?
    By icicle.

  • How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
    You rocket.

  • What happens when you throw a black cat in the red sea?
    It gets wet.

  • What is the best day to go to the beach?
    Sunday, of course.

  • Where do baby apes sleep?
    In APEricots.

  • Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
    He was outstanding in his field.

  • How do you catch a unique rabbit?
    Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way.

  • Why is History like a fruit cake?
    Because it's full of dates!

  • Why did the banana go to the hospital?
    Because it was not peeling well.

  • What is Dracula's favourite food?

  • What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
    Some day my prints will come.

  • How long should a slipper be?
    One foot.

  • Why do fish swim in salt water?
    Because pepper makes them sneeze.

  • What state has a friendly greeting for everyone?

  • What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
    Time to get it fixed.

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