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  • How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
    You rocket.

  • What happens when you throw a black cat in the red sea?
    It gets wet.

  • What is the best day to go to the beach?
    Sunday, of course.

  • Where do baby apes sleep?
    In APEricots.

  • Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
    He was outstanding in his field.

  • How do you catch a unique rabbit?
    Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way.

  • Why is History like a fruit cake?
    Because it's full of dates!

  • Why did the banana go to the hospital?
    Because it was not peeling well.

  • What is Dracula's favourite food?

  • What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
    Some day my prints will come.

  • How long should a slipper be?
    One foot.

  • Why do fish swim in salt water?
    Because pepper makes them sneeze.

  • What state has a friendly greeting for everyone?

  • What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
    Time to get it fixed.

  • What would you call a beautiful cat?
    A glamour puss.

  • What lights up a soccer stadium?
    A soccer match

  • What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
    A Slipper.

  • What food are you able to can?
    Cannibal food.

  • What did the mayonaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door.
    Close the door I am dressing.

  • What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta.

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