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  • What would you call a beautiful cat?
    A glamour puss.

  • What lights up a soccer stadium?
    A soccer match

  • What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
    A Slipper.

  • What food are you able to can?
    Cannibal food.

  • What did the mayonaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door.
    Close the door I am dressing.

  • What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta.

  • When is a chair like a fabric?
    When it is satin.

  • What can you serve but never eat?
    A volleyball.

  • Why doesn't a bald man need any keys?
    Because he doesn't have any locks.

  • Why do birds fly south for the winter?
    Its easier than walking.

  • Why did Batman go to the pet shop?
    To buy a Robin.

  • What kind of key opens a banana?
    A monkey.

  • What the same size and shape of an elephant and weighs nothing?
    His shadow.

  • What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
    You're too young to smoke.

  • Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
    Because he was sitting on the deck.

  • When is a door not a door?
    When its ajar.

  • What kind of animal tells little white lies?
    An amphibian.

  • What kind of apple isn't an apple?
    A pineapple.

  • Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
    Because the referee called foul.

  • What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
    Odor in the court.

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