Thumbtack
At, school, there was this guy that I hated, but, now I can stand him. So, before English class started, during lunch, I put a thumbtack on his chair. When he came to class, he sat down and shrieked, "Augh! Who put a thumbtack in my chair!?" I laughed and he never believed it was me. Heh heh...
Play Dead
I was at a pool party with my friends and idiotic guys were throwing us girls into the pool as a playful prank. I told them specifically that if they did it to me i would kill them. They didn't think that i would since i was the smallest weakest person there. So when it was my turn to be the victim of their stupid prank, i pretended to drown. Flailing my arms splashing and what not and then suddenly not move. they thought i was dead so they pulled me out the swimming pool and saw that i was not moving. then you see me say "GOTCHA" they never pulled another prank at me ever again. not only did i got those guys back but my crush used the CPR to get me to breath. HAHA. best prank i ever pulled.
Sticky Nickel!
So, one April Fool's Day, I decided to play a funny prank. I went to school early and glued a nickel to the ground right outside with super-glue. After i made sure that it was good, I sat on a bench by it. Watching my peers go by trying to pry up that nickel was hilarious! And, my math teacher tried to pick it up too!! Best thing is that the nickel was still there a couple weeks later!
Elevator game
Me and my 2 friends liked going on the elevator and pushing all the buttons, so one time when there was alot of people in the elevator, we pushed all the buttons, it was FUNNY lol lol. We had to wait to get to our floor though but it was still fun
April Fools!
My teacher had this word search and for april fools and i looked for the words for like 30 minutes and then my boyfriend helped me and finnaly about 10 minutes later my teacher showed us and it wasn't anything on the list it sayed APRILFOOLS = )
Toothpaste Oreo's
I wanted to get back at my really annoying brother, so I wanted to do the toothpaste oreo trick. I took an oreo and scraped the cream off and replaced it with toothpaste. I did that to 3 oreos. When he came home I said I prepared a snack for him and my brother took a bite and started to scream, it was hillarious!!!!!!!!!
BUTTERED FLOOR
ok so i live with this totally obnoxious guy. every day he would slam the door on his way to work. so i decided to show him my discomfort. i woke up 2 hours before he would. i took the stick of butter out of the fridge and rubbed it all over the floor near the door. he fell so hard that he made a dent in the floor. when he didnt get the message, i decided to butter the whole floor. i called the house from my cell and OMG he took down the garbage can when he fell. it was sooooo hilarious.
scary day
Me aileen and my best friend miles (boy) were at the mall when we saw this very scary looking toy i got it and when we went back to the house we wanted to scare my cousin so i got this voice thing and tape it in the back of the toy and when my cousin was walking Miles turned off the lights! my cousin could not see where he was going so we turned on a little light and put the doll there holding a knife and i was like "i will kiiiiiiiiiill yooooou!!" and he cried and..........PEED HIS PANTS. IT WAS SO FUNNY!!!
Super Glue
I put Super Glue in my friends lip gloss. IT WAS FUNNY.
SCHOOL SCARE!
One day in school A kid fell asleep in my 6th period. SO the teacher told everyone to leave the room and hide. Then she went up to the kid and said "Wake up. Wake up. WAKE UP! then she said gosh i have been trying to wake you up for an hour it 5:00! Everyone left! You just wouldn't wake up!" Then HE started crying about how his mom is gonna kill him and he got histerical! Then she gave us a nod and we all came in and said just kidding!
Snails or beef?
My little sister's friend came round, Michaela. We were having beef stew for dinner. We wanted to find out if she was gullible or not... not we played a quick prank on her... the stew we had wasn't beef.... it was snails. We got a little carried away.... and she is so gullible she fell for it! she actually didn't want anymore dinner, and we forgot to tell her it was a joke!
Furniture
last year on april 1st i woke up at like 1am and went downstairs. I hid all the chairs in the under stairs cupboard and hid the dining room table outside! it was hilarious an when my parents woke up we thought we had been robbed!!!! when they saw me laughing they realized.
Cardboard cake!
So it was my sister's birthday and my dad and i were going to buy the cake. My dad said,"It would be hilarious if we got your sister a display cake." So the cake she wanted just happened to be on display. So we bought it and we brought it to her party and we told everybody it was cake time. We acted like we actually cut the cake. And we gave my sister the first piece and everybody was in on it so they said dig in! And she put her fork to and noticed it was cardboard. It was hilarious!
Marble Madness
Ok I'm like 10 years old and I have one older brother who is 12 and so I was bored one day, cuz I don't have any sisters. So I decided to pull a prank on my brother. I took a bunch of playdoh and I rolled them into little balls of different sizes. I left them sitting out overnight so the next morning when I got up they were hard. I took the clay marbles and put them under the thing that you put over your matress. My big bro didn't sleep at all that night lol :)
HELLO!!!!
My friend Ciara came to my house on the same day my neighbor Luke was there. She had to use the bathroom and our bathroom door doesn't stay shut. Luke was standing outside the bathroom door while she was still in there so i ran past him and kicked the door open while she was standing up pulling down her pants and Luke was like HELLO!!!and she still doesn't know it was me who kicked the door to this day.
Doctor Who prank
There's this really annoying boy in my class who is obsessed with Doctor Who. So one day I came into school with a letter inviting me to come and play a part on the show, which my dad signed. I also had a picture I faked with the producer. When he saw it he totally fell for it, and for the whole day he was asking questions about it. It was only after I fell over laughing did he realize it was a prank!
ONE SCAREY NIGHT
Okay, well my friend Sarah had me,and my friends Sam and Barbara sleepover. One Problem was that her older brother had his friend over too. So all of us were outside, catching Fireflies. My firefly flew under a tree, so i went over to get it. I hear someone calling my name. So i freak out and run to Sam, Sarah, And Barbara. They all got scared because a black shadow came running out of behind the tree i was by. Then the same thing happened to them as me with the name calling. =/ Barbara ended up crying!!!! it was terrible when we found out it really Sarah's brother and his friend!!!!! it was terrrible.
Snow Ball
Me and my m8tz were throwing snowballs at a mans house, the man came out and as i threw the snowball at his window he opened it and he got the cold wet snowball in his face..........it was hilarious lol!!!
Bye Bye!!
we were leaving my dads friends house and he said lets go like 30 times! he got so mad cause my sister Avery didnt listen to him.... so..... we pretended we thought she was in the car and drove off to the end of the neighborhood and she started to run after us! it was really hilarious!!
Jumping Devils
My brothers took the toys out of the toybox and helped my sister in. They took the toys and put them in a suitcase, and closed the toybox lid. My sister started screaming on cue, while my brothers jumped up and down on the suitcase, so when my mother walked in you can guess what she assumed! She basically threw both of my brothers a few feet to get my 'sister' out of the bag, only to have her pop out of the toybox laughing hysterically.
Free Prize!!
Last april fools day i put a letter in the mail box that said that my sister won a prize either a car, $5000, or a flat screen. i gave her my friends cell number in the letter and said she had to call it to claim her prize. my friend used a fake accent and totally got my sister!
Mom getting wet
Ok, so it was the day before April Fool's Day. I had looked up pranks on the internet and found one that i really liked. It was the one where you put a rubber band around the nozzle on your sink. Since it was dark out, and we have really bad lighting in our kitchen, I decided to try it. Later that evening, my mom wanted to do the dishes, and when she turned on the faucet, she got sprayed with water! It was so funny to see! But, I got a little lecture afterwards. It was worth it, though!
Blue Teeth
My mom pulled a prank on my once so I decided to get her back. I put blue food coloring in her toothpaste that was already blue so she wouldn't notice. She started brushing and couldn't figure out why her teeth were stained blue! It took a while for the food coloring to come off.
911
OMG it was so scary but funny. me and my 2 bffs (dani and lacey) it was dani's b-day PARTAY so we were spending the night. we decided to prank call ppl and we called this one guy at our school and his dad picked up and we were like OMG where is my orange juice dont kill cows! then we hung up.later we called him back and someone picked up and said 911 whats ur emergency and lacey was like OMG i didnt call 911 this is the number i called________________ then later we called back and lacey was like omg uguys we should pretend like we r the dad. so we called him back and lacey said u r being very rude scary these little girls like this saying its 911. im gonna track ur phone down and tell the police that u were impersonating a 911 person. the person hung up and we almost peed our pants from being scared and laughing
Roll Ball Prank
One time I was at my dads house and I rolled this ball that had a fake eye in it and my dad jumped up so much !! LOL!
Unscrew
a little bit before math class, i got a screw driver out of my book back and unscrewed my teachers chair. when he sat in it, the chair fell over and every one heard his butt pop. lol he broke his tail bone. I never told anyone that I did it. But i swear when i went in my room that day, I laughed SO HARD!
Halloween
I was about eight at the time, and my little sister was four. I had just found a mask of a witch and the fingers you put onto your own with the long nails on them. There was no way anybody could have believed they were real, but I decided to scare my little sister and I stood waiting at the kitchen door until I heard her coming out of her room. I walked out and she looked up. Her reaction was literally hilarious. She began to scream hysterically, running back into her room and baracading herself in until I reassured her it was only me. Honestly one of the funniest memories of my entire life.
Funny stuff
me and my friend were about 12 years old at the time and we would ride our scooter at night in front of cars and pretend to fall and pretend to be hurt and the cars that stopped asked if we were all right and we said no and she's like "do you need a ambulance" and i was like yes so she called 911 and told them to come where ever we were. then we booked it haha it was so funny. we would do that every night
We called NYC!?
Okay so my name is Shaylee (or Shay) but anyways I live very far from New York and one time my friends Kyle and Amanda and me decided to prank call 1-800-CARPETS...so Amanda is god at disguising her voice so we made her speak. She was like "I need a blue, shaggy carpet on the double in Kansas city." and it was silence after that so she said "Did you get my order?" in a weird accent. The lady on the other line replied "Yeah I got your order and Im going to call your parents!" We freaked! So she called back and talked to Kyle's mom and his mom was all cool about it and she was like "Yeah I need a carpet, and there's a storm here so they sounded funny." We laughed so hard!!! Then We soon found out that she had called from NYC!!! We were suprised! Moral of this story is never to call a business number when your prank calling because they can reverse your prank call and get lots of information and your phone number and call you back and get
you in trouble! The END. -Shay
Cheerios and plastic wrap!
I was like 12, and I had a devious little mind. As it turns out my sister really didn't have a mind, so she didn't notice when I replaced the sugar with salt, (she puts sugar on her cheerios!) and put vinegar in the milk! lol! After that I knew she would accuse me first so I put plastic wrap across the top of the doorway to my room. She ran to come get me and... BAM! I love pranking!
Tanning Eggs
My friend ashleys' mom has her own tanning salon. and upstairs is where she lives. so one night i stayed the night and me and my friend ashley took an egg from her fridge, snuck down stairs, and fried it on one of her moms tanning beds and left it there for the next customer!!!
Animal Farm
One night me and my two best friends were having a sleepover and we were talking and watching movies all night. When we got bored of that and had nothing else to do we decided to pull some pranks. All we could do was call people though. So at about two in the morning we called this guy and started making animal sounds. All different animals..then we hung up...a little after he called back because we had forgot to hide the caller Id and he told us that if we want to be animals we should go on a farm. Lol..We died with laughter that night.
April Fools
It was April Fools day and me and my family had just moved to a new state. I was only ten at the time so I wasnt there. We had half of the town at our soon to be house helping us fix up our new place, we had a bunch of dangerous tools btw. My mom (who is easily fooled) was in the house. One of the teens helping runs in the door yelling for her, he was 17 I think. So my mom runs outside to see what he was yelling about and she looks on the ground to see the 17 year old cousin laying on the ground covered in blood holding a chain saw, then they started laughing and told her it was just blood and said April fools. Ha!
Soup
One time my friend wuz over and we were in the kitchen and my brother wuz making soup so every time he left the kitchen i would scoup out some hot water and pour in freezing cold waer so then it would take longer to cook then he kept coming in to check on it and he would think that the stove wuz broke but the whole time me and my friend were cracking up lol.
Snipes
There are 5 high school seniors and one freshman in the middle of nowhere (sounds like a lame joke i know). well the 5 seniors (me and my friends) decide to take our little freshman (one of my friends' little brother) snipe hunting. for those who dont know snip hinting is where you take someone to the middle of a field or some woods, when it gets dark, you have to "scare the snipes towards the bag holder (victim)" and either A. Leave them there holding a bag till the next morning or B. come around behind them after at least 3 hours and scare them or C. let a cow scare them...well originally we were gonna do A, but if we left him we woud have been in huge trouble. so we opted on B, luckily for us my friend's neighbor's cows had gotten loose and ended up scaring the freshman for us. it was great. we saw the cow get up behind him and lick him...he jumped, pissed his pants, and cussed at the same time. i almost died laughing. he wants to go snipe
hunting again (moron).
Bloody mess
I found some fake blood in my bathroom cabinet so i put a ton on my arm and put a paper towel over it and got a knife out of the kitchen. then i went to my sisters room and told her i had an "accident". she completely freaked out. It was HILARIOUS!
Good Prank
One time me and my older sister were talking about doing pranks on our dad (he drives us nuts!) so my sister put a doll under his pillow (the doll can sing when u press a button) and when his head hit the pillow good enough the doll started singing then he threw the doll on the ground and it stopped singing.
REVENGE BY TEXT!!!
So there was this kid who was not very liked by my friends or me and we decided to play a prank on him... So this kid didn't have texting at the time so he had to pay 10 cents per received text..What we did is print off around a hundred pages or so which said that you could win 500 dollars if you texted you favorite song to the phone number below (that kids phone).Below that we said, "If your song matches the mystery song, you win!!" So, throughout the day, you would see everybody texting that number... lol By the end of the day, 1180 texts were sent to his phone..!
Prank Call
I was online at night and i gave ppl my friend's number and i said if u call this number u get a free phone and a bunch of people told me hey u lier i didn't win a phone i won sum kid yelling at me i was cracking up i almost fell off the chair
Alarm Clock
one day my sister got me so so mad so I went upstairs and went into her room (verry verry messy) and turned on the alarm for 2 thirty and hid it under her clothes. When she went to bed after a while it went off and she couldn't find it to stop it.
A Real Surprise Party
One day, I was trying to set up a surprise birthday party for my Bff (who had the same b-day as me) so we could celebrate together. I invited a few friends over to my house to surprise her, but one of my friends told me that the birthday girl wouldn't be able to show up. Then, he said to meet him outside of my house so we could think about what to do next. When I came outside, he and the birthday girl and all the other friends yelled "SURPRISE!" and i screamed my lungs out! I guess it really was a surprise party! (I mean, we celebrated with banana splits, isn't it perfect?)
The classical marco polo ditch the marco
So my friend and I were staying at a hotel and decided to go swimming with her family. She, her dad, and me decided to play marco polo while her mom and brother went into the sauna. So she was it and when she was swimming around looking for us I pointed to the steps and her dad and I got out. Her dad went and turned the hot tub on and jumped in and I ran around the pool splashing here and there. Then I went into the sauna and chilled. I looked out about three minutes later and she was still looking for us *tee hee hee* so I went out and splashed a little bit more here and there for effect, then eventually hopped into the hot tub with her dad, it took her about three more minutes to figure out that there was no one in the pool and all I can say is that the look on her face was priceless.
In the cupboard
It is sooo funny in school because we have a small cupboard in our base classroom and we tell the other girls from the other base classroom and we tell them there is a spider or a book belonging to them beside the cupboard and the girl {usually} me jumps out!!! They scream I did it on a teacher once and i got 4 detentions!!!! All the girls still fall for it even if they got hit once haha !
Attack of monster air
I was sleeping over at someone's house, I had been pulling pranks as usual, but the best one was to come. We were about to go out, and my friend was getting ready, I was already ready, so I went in the living room and saw the pump you use to pump up air mattresses... It gave me a wicked idea. I hid in the darkness (only corridor lights were on) behind the door and when she came... I came towards her, pressed the pump with the tube facing her face, and it gave out a huge 'nyeeeeeaaaaakksshhh' sound and my friend screamed so hard I was a bit taken aback!! I didn't think it would be that effective...
Alone
My 8 year old sister is very sensitive, but it was April 1st. We all decited to go somewhere while she was sleeping. We all hid in the bathroom. When she went to brush her teeth, she was in for a scare.
Cream fail
my uncle was going to pull a prank on me, you know, the classical cream joke, put a cream in my hand while i sleep and then tickle my face. but i heard him when he was telling his friend about "the master plan". and that idiot was going to tape the whole thing, so i decided to pull a back prank on him. So, i acted like i was sleeping and lucky for him (he thought) I had my hand open. So, he put the cream in my hand and tickled my face. i used the other hand a few times to make this realistic and when he was close enough than WHAM! right in his face! and he was of course taping the whole thing! hahaha lolz soo funny! I never get tired showing people that video
Ouch my tailbone..
One day at school i got bored..soo right when this girl was about to sit..i pulled her chair from under her and she fell right on her butt,and there was a huge CRACK. and she just started screaming,and couldnt move...so the ambulance came and took her away. later that day this teacher was talking to me and my friend about the "acticdent".. i told her my foot got caught in the chair when i tried to walk away>:)OH YEAH...she broke her tailbone:) mmwhahaha!
The Car
One time, me, my friend, and my other friend got bored at like 3 AM, so decided to screw with someones car. We got lotion and lots of toilet paper, and found a new red sports car. We sprayed lotion all over it, and put toilet paper all over it. We wrapped over and under until all the tp was gone, and shoved the cardboard tubes in the rims. The guy didn't know who it was!
Coke Killer
One time i was sleeping over my friends house and my bro and everyone else was sleeping downstairs so me and my friend went downstairs...and we got some Coke and sprayed it all over their faces LOL so when they woke up there was like all this Coke going in their mouths LOL me and my friend were laughing crazy...my bro got so mad i got so scared then i ran away and he triped on the stairs LOL i was laughing so hard.
Camp nightmare
Where I go to camp, it's normal to prank everyone. One night, my cabin and I decided to scare the crap out of one of the other cabins. We stood in the woods behind them and one of my friends snuck up to their window and started pounding on it, making them all scream. We all started barking and ran off. I don't think we got pranked that night, so they might not have realized it was us.
Deodrant smelling gel
My friend was at my house cuz our families wanted to party or something, anyway my stupid brother was annoying us, that i almost punched him but unfortunately he turned away so we wanted revenge. while he was downstairs we sneaked into his room, got a deodrant spray and sprayed it all over his hair gel. after we done that we were still on his room but we didnt know he was coming upstairs. so he went into his room and found us holding the deodrant spray. so we ran for our lives into my room and he was trying to get in but we took a table full of heavy stuff and put it infront of the door. we were so scared (you don't know what my bro is like. you wouldn't wanna be with him even for a sec) so we stayed in my room for quite a few mins waiting until it's safe. lol
Egging
One day when i was a little girl me and my friends decided to play a prank on my sister ericca. ericca is in her 20s so it would have been funny we thought. so we waited until a night when it would have rained and we coated her house her yard and her trees with eggs and toilet paper! and then we spray painted "you suck on eggs" on her car... and then at 3 in the morning when it was done raining we ding dong ditched her!! hoho!! when she answered the door she was so mad i swear i saw smoke coming from her ears!! it has been 6 years since we have done that and my sister still won't even look at me. But in the long run seeing her so upset was priceless. if i could i would do it again to my brother noah :]
Fake Pregnancy
My friend's older sister was pregnant and I asked her to use a pregnancy strip that I could borrow. Once it verified that she was pregnant I poured loads of eyemo eyedrops in my eyes and pretended to cry. I gave my parents the strip and my mom passed out. It was hilarious because I was only 13 and I was grounded for a week but it was a funny story that my parents could tell. By the way, the day after that they had me checked up just in case which I thought was hilarious.
Salt......
I was at a hockey game with my friends (guys and girls), and my friend Dylan was on a sugar rush. So his friend which I don't know his name was like "Dylan, I'll go get you some sugar!" So he went and got SALT. Dylan didn't pay attention and he poured 7 packets in his mouth before he relized that it wasn't sugar. Ha ha my guy friends are soooo stupid.
Hide and Scare
Ok, so one day I was playing hide-and-seek with my friend Joe, and I decided I was going to hide under my parent's bed. It was one of the most obvious places to hide, but under their bed was a bunch of boxes, so when he came in and looked under, all he saw were boxes. Then he got up and went over to the closet on the other side of the bed....that was when my brain hatched an idea. I crept over close to the end of the bed and slowly reached out from under it. I grabbed his ankle and he screamed bloody murder and ran out the door! I couldn't stop laughing for almost 20 minutes!!! It was even more funny when I found out he had wet his pants! LOL
E-mail fail
This kid in my class, he likes Chuck Norris. and another kid in my class had his e-mail and sent a merry christmas to a lot of people including him. so i got his e-mail off that and e-mailed him pretending to be Chuck Norris. well, it turns out, i forgot all about my name. it said my name right on the top of the e-mail!!! i am sooooooo busted!! he hasn't e-mailed me back though!! this should be good!
April Fools
It was april fools day and i had 2 ideas so i put clear cling fling over the toliet and my brother started to do his buisness but of course it sprang back up in to his face i was out it ws hilarious ! i could hear him screaming a mile away ! and the other was i put about 20 drops of lemon juice in the kettle and my dad had a cup of tea and then he thought there was sompthing the matter with the milk it ws so funny he redid his tea 5 times and then my mum finally told him haha
Purple feet
Me and my roomate have this thing, where we prank each other, its never ending. So he does a stupid prank hides my keys. Next day i put Gatorade powder in his shoes and he came home took them off and had purple feet for the next three days or so.
The Fake Wreck
One day me and the tennis team were headed back home from our district tournament. One of the members fell asleep. Our coach, who was driving, decided to play a little joke on him. He crept up close to the car ahead of us, and then pressed on the brake a bit while everyone in the car screamed. The guy freaked out and grabbed onto the guy next to him screaming he didn't want to die.... it was freaking hilarious :)
7 days!!! ah..em
I had a sleep over with a few friends and decided to prank call anyone...so my Best friend dialed a random number ( it was about 2 in the morning) and a young woman picked up...and y friend ( in a haunting whisper) kept saying 7 days....we're coming 7 days...the woman was really scared said...."shannon...? sshannon..stop it...i know it's you..." and my friend started breathing into the phone and soon the woman started crying....and we hung up hysterical!!!!! but we later called back to appologize =P
Haunted Halloween
It was halloween right and me and my best friends wanted to do a prank. Regan went and told Eric, the guy who lives down the street, that there was something out in the woods. Of course men always try to ACT like there tough, so not. He follows Regan into the woods and she pretends like their lost. Eventually he starts freaking out and so me and lily jump out and scare the living crap out of him.
Burger King
A few of us were at a party, and we decided to call Burger King. We called and we ordered some McDonalds food (Big Macs, Chicken McNuggets), and the guy said, "Call back when you get some brains, idiot."
THE FUNNIEST DDD EVER
Me and my frends thought we were super cool when we were like 11, so we all went DDDing one night or ding dong dithing. We had gotten like thirty houses in a row in one night so we kept going in this one neighborhood. We were going to go home because it was like two in the morning. We decided to do one more. So me and my best friend went up to the door while the other three ran down the huge street or hill. I started to run but my friend thought it would be cool to hide behind the guy's truck. Of course the guy comes out and gets in his truck. I didn't notice it but one of the other guys did. So the other guy went up while the three of us stayed at the bottom of the street. I was just about to go up and help them when all of the lights turned on. We had to stay down a the bottom of the hill for twenty minutes in some guy's backyard wondering if the other guys got caught. We just sat in the guy's ivy wondering if this was poion
ivy, if there were spotlights, and was he watching us. Finally we see two guys sprinting down the hill. They had been staring at the guy through his own car window and he didn't see them. Some how they escaped. But, the guy had started to drive around the neighborhood looking for us. So we had to take back ways through woods and parks and creeks. It took us an hour to get home instead of five minutes because it was too dangerous to walk on the streets. I'll never forget the best DDD ever.
Dead girl
One day I decided to play a prank on the class. My bff helped. The night before we made prank blood at her house. So we got in the classroom before school started. We lay on the floor and put fake blood on our selves. Then when the class came in they freaked out! IT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!
The Ring
I was watching The Ring with my mom, dad, brother, and sister. the movie finally ended and my dad was messing around saying "the phone will ring and you have seven days." then suddenly RING RING RING the phone was ringing and the whole house got quiet i started screaming "OMG DONT ANSWER IT where all gonna die" and my dad did answer it and the person on the other line hung up. then my sister ran out of her room laughing to death i was just freaking out and my dad started laughing also, i was lost i had no clue wat was going on and then i finally got it. IT WAS MY SISTER....omg was it funny but i felt like killing her (not literally) =]
Salt
I was at a resturant with 3 or 4 friends and we all were having fun and just acting dumb so i decided to put sugar in the salt shaker so i dumped all the salt into my drink and put a ton of sugar in the shaker. well it seems that he was skatboarding outside with some friends and he saw us in here through the window he sat next to me and asked if i was going to drink the cup of water. me forgeting what i had put in it decided to give him the drink. him being super thirsty drank it all in 2 gulps.his face turned a bright red and he started screaming how much his throught burnt. he never talked to me again. and for the salt shaker... after he had left the lady behind us asked for the salt. she put a big amount on her food we all ran out of the resturant and befor i reached the door i could here the lady screem dumb kids get back here
Poor Teacher
My Physics teacher is a real moany old bonebag. He once kept me behind this one time for 2 hours after school on a friday. Later on that night, around 8pm, me and my mate got his dog to poop in a paper bag. We went up to his front door and I set the top of the bag on fire and left it on his front porch, rang the doorbell and we sprinted away. He came out, stamped on the bag to put it out and got poop all up his leg. Lololol.
Hello Butlers Pizza
Once, when i was at a friends house we called some random person and said " Hello Butlers Pizza how may I help you?"And the guy was like " Uh sorry i didnt call you guys" I we were laughing so hard so we hung up!!!
Delivery on halloween
So for Halloween i made this costume... its just a box and when i like stand up it looks like a man, well not a man but an opened box... so my friend dresses up as a delivery man... So we go up to the door, ring the door bell, my friend runs behind a bush, then i get in box form, then when the door opens my friend walks up and says (while looking at his clipboard) "umm, mam, i believe this package is for u"... then when she comes up my friend gives me the signal (which is, "OK i guess i'll be going then") and i jump up into man formation and say "TRANSFORM" and they all scream and then we all stat laughing... BEST HALLOWEEN EVER!!!!
Toilet Paper
Last night me and 4 of my friends got bored and decided to go toilet papering. We were too scared to cross the street since the neighbors didn't have their lights on. So we ran back and toilet papered our own house...I know, stupid right? Well we decided to toilet paper the house right next to ours since our garage light was light enough. So we ran over and toilet papered their front yard. We thought since we toilet papered ourselves, they won't think it was us. So we woke up in the morning and the neighbors kids were cleaning up our yard for us. It was pretty sweet.
Hide after dark?
My sister and I went into my parents room and put up all of these stupid little pranks. Something that fell on your head when you opened your door, fuzzy sticks in the bed, fake bugs, etc. I thought that it would've worked, but my sister said this as soon as my dad was about to open the door. "Dad, you might wanna go in with an umbrella." That gave away the ENTIRE thing. He dodged every single prank! Or, so we both thought! My sister went up to our parents door after they went in and everything was dark. She stepped in a little bit but left the door open a crack. She said she was sorry for the stupid pranks and left. Meanwhile, while she was talkin, I slipped in and crawled to the foot of the bed (where no one could see me)! So my mom and dad thought that there was no one else in the room. He didn't know I was there! So I tapped my mom on the shoulder and she asked who was there and my dad thought she was crazy! So I jumped up and
shouted, scaring the heck out of them! It was hysterical!
911!
There was this girl and she was really into me. Although she was decently good looking i decided to not go for it. So one day we were talking and she asked for my phone number so i told her 911-4532 (P.S - doesn't matter what you press after 911 it always call the police.) needless to say last time I talked to her.
Everything unpleasant!
I was invited to a sleepover and i was the first one to fall asleep. In the morning when i woke up, everybody was laughing at me. Then i felt something weird. I was missing my pants! But i felt this gooey stuff. I looked down (in my sleeping bag of course, and there was like, everything stuffed into my briefs! (they were white). And this brown gooey stuff all around it (on the outside) and it wuz disgusting. i didnt have a change of underwear so i just put my pants on over it. it wuz horrible. then my pants looked brownish so it looked like i went poo in them. Then my friends brought out a camera and showed me some pictures. they showed me on a bed with nothing on. then then stuffing the stuff in my underwear. after that it wuz a video. it wuz of them putting the underwear on me. they brought the video to school and showed another person and the next day i was known as ppp (poo poo panties)! Later on, i found out they had also
stuffed real dog poo in there! i wuz soooooo mad!!!!!!!! i still have never lived it down.
All tied up
So this one time a friend and I were at the beach. We saw these guys sitting on some park benches with their backs toward us watching some girls play volleyball. These were annoying guys that made our lives hard at school, so we thought this would be a perfect time to get back at them. We quietly crawled along the ground up behind them, and noticed that most of their shoes were untied. We made quick work to carefully tie their shoes together, and to the legs of the bench. We then quietly and quickly got away from them, and then sat and watched them. After a little while, they went to get up, and they all fell on their faces. They quickly untied themselves, and then one of them saw my friend and I laughing. The six of them ended up tying us to a tree, and we couldn't get untied for a few hours.
Monster in the closet
Ok so i was at a sleepover and we were playing a sort of lame game called BOO where the booers went around in the pitch black and scared people, and the victims walked around the house with lit Nintendo DSs to see were they were going. it was really goofy cuz noone could stop laffing so i decided to spice it up a bit. I found this giant stuffed bear in my friends room, there was this skinny closet with barely any space in between the door and the shelves. I got an idea. I opened it up and threw the bear to the top, then slammed it real quick on the bear. it fit! The next time a person opened the door it fell on them it was high-larious!
Skinned knee
When I was a kid I found this old faded rubber ball in the backyard that had split in half. Being bored I was playing with it and realized that I could stick half of it on my knee and it looked like the bone of my knee cap was sticking out through the skin. So naturally I got a red marker and drew some fake blood around it, and went running to mum pretending like i had fallen over and skinned my knee. When I removed my hand to show the fake injury she was shocked and went all faint, but laughed hysterically when I showed her i was just pretending :)
We Are Evil
So one day me and my friends were all just chilling in the basement of are friends house. we decided we would just stay there all night so my friend mike fell to sleep way to early so me and my other friend got him back, with a series of pranks first we superglued his hands to his face. 2nd we shaved his eyebrows off. then we got the best idea to saran wrap him to his bed. then on about the middle of the stairs we put oil on the stairs so he would fall when he chased us but we skipped that stair when running. oh and we put tacks at the top of the stairs haha. probably the funniest night of my entire life.
Don't Look Under the Cup
One day, when my family and I were out camping, I found a giant water bug. This thing was literally the size of a Matchbox car. I put it under a cup and set a book on top to keep him from getting away. Just then my sister walked by so I told her that whatever she did, not to look under the cup. I walked off around the camper and listened. 3...2...1... *Shriek!* The best part was that I couldn't get in trouble for it, after all, I told her not to.
Tape
we made a spider web of tape on this dudes bed at my camp, and turned out the lights. He came in and when he went to his bed all tired like you heard the ripping sound of tape and a crash. The lights turned on and you found him covered n tape w his shoes off caught in the tape web. Da crashin sound was his head hittn da bed
Father-Daughter time!
My dad and I always go to baseball games and that's like our bonding experience. One night, our home team won and as we were leaving he said he was gonna mess with people. He went up to so many random people saying "Hey! There you are!" The people would be like "Do i know you?" and my dad would say "No but you're right there." the people were so angry because the crowd was getting stopped up! now everytime we go to a game, he does the same thing!
Bug Prank
I got a raisen, and went to grandpa's bathroom. I was holding the raisen behind my back, then I dropped the raisen to the ground. It looked like a dead fly. Then i screamed, "Grandpa! Come quick! Theres a dead fly!" Grandpa came and i dared him to eat it. He pretended to eat it. (that's what he does when he sees a bug.) Then he found out it was a raisen! He threw it the trash. IT WAS VERY FUNNY!
Cops!
I was at my friends house and we were really bored (only her brother was there) so we decided to prank call. we called like 7 people before something really hilarious happened. we dialed 222 2222 and waited for someone to answer.When someone did she said "Police department how may i help you?" we were like oh crap!!!!!!!! we said "oops sorry wrong number!!!!!" and hung up we practically died of laughter! I started to think the police would come then my friend said that they wouldn't so we cracked up again!
Haha kelsie and jessica
Me and my friends never get our homework done and this was the first time so when we got them done we walked into the classroom and started singing and skipping around singing " i got a paper, i got a paper" then we threw it out the window singing there goes my paper and we ran outside to get it...then we ran back inside with the paper singing this song a couple of times until it drove our professor up a wall:)
Room on bed
Me and my roommates like to play pranks on each other all the time. (usually my idea heheh) Well one day me and a friend decided to get the other roommate but wasn't sure how. Finally, we decided to grab EVERYTHING in his room and place it on his twin sized college dorm room bed. And when I say everything I mean dresser, tv, laptop, clothes in the closet, trashcan, trash on the floor, etc. We piled it to the ceiling. It was the funniest thing in the world when he came back and saw it. Me and my friend were almost crying we were laughing so hard.
Pinecone Love
Me and my roommates had a joke going on for a while where we would stick a pinecone randomly in each other's room. (In our pillow, in the shower, dresser, etc.) Well finally one roommate and I got a trashbag FULL of pinecones and formed them into the shape of a huge heart on the floor. It was pretty stupid but imagine the look on his face when he saw a giant heart made out of pinecones lol.
Pepper
I was in my mum's office and i got the pepper out and i spilt it on the counter and i coulden't be bothered to clean it so i just smeared it all over the counter and the next person who went their started snezzing so hard from all the pepper it was sooo funny.
Prank Call
One time me and my friend were soo bored. and she wanted to use the yellow pages to prank call like random places. so we called this plumbing place and this lady answered and we were like "mama why did you leave me? daddy said you dont want me anymore!" and then shes like "honey i didnt leave im right here is this kaylie? honey im not going anywre" so we hanged yup and then like a couple minutes later she called back we got soo scared!
The Prank Buster
I stopped a prank from happenin cause my older brother had a couple of friends over and i overheard my mum talking to my brother, my brother was telling my mum to make me answer the door. Soon the door bell ran and my mum told me to answer but i refused to, and that was lucky because they were gunna put me in a bag and video tape it LOL
Eeeewww!!! :(
okay well one day i was a this overnight summer camp with my friend sarah and other girls and guys we didn't know. well sarah apparently knew some of the other girls and while i was asleep they all tied me to my sleeping bed and tied my sleeping bed to a chair bolted into the floor. then this one girl who had bad gas sat on my face and FARTED this 15 second gross fart on me!!!!!!!!!!! it was soooooo gross but lol i got her back...
Ouch
The other night my girlfriend and i were at a street festival. I decided to do my old trick and hit a metal street sign with my hands but act like it was my face. To my surprise everyone around thought I had really hit my face. people felt so bad for me. it was simple yet the results were hilarious. nice to know people do care.
Ding Dong Ditch
or not!,"Once me and my friend wanted to ding-dong ditch her ex-crush so we went up and rang the doorbell while our other friend (who was too scared) and her mom waited in their car. We went and rang the doorbell and started running away but no one answered the door. We figured they must not have heard so we went and rang the doorbell again. Then a car drove into the driveway! we totally cracked up and ran away, but his mom saw us and we just smiled and waved like nothing was up. It was hillarious!"
Classic Rock
I was at my friends grandmas house and we were watching tv and there was this commerical for classic rock and we called with *67 and the lady anwered and was like this is rashawnta please give your zip code and address and we can give you your classic rock. Me and my friend were like do you have Death Metal? the lady said no and was like do you not pay attention this is classic rock. and then we were like you suck and then she said she was going to call the cops to trace the call if we didnt hang up it was ssssssssssooooooooooo funny!!!
Fun With Flour
So one night I was so bored and everyone was asleep. Well my sister had gotten me into trouble that day and I had been watching Viva la Bam and it was the episode when Rabb goes to find his mail-order bride. Well to wake him up they threw flour in his face. Of course with me being me I plotted my revenge on my sister. I got a HUGE hand full of flour and chucked into face as hard as I a could. It went everywhere. The kicker? She didn't wake up. But when she did the next morning I laughed my butt off. Needless to say I ended up bruised. But it was so worth it!
Ding Dong Caught
Ok, my two best friends were bored and decided to walk across the street and ding dong ditch. Well after they rang the doorbell they hid behind a tree. The neighbor came out and said, "I see you two." They started to run but then one of them fell! So they went up to the man and said, "Welcome to the neighborhood!" trying to cover it up. But, he said, "I've been here for five years." I almost peed myself when they told me!
The Trash Pickup
One day may friend came over to my house to stay for the night and we got so bored so then we went outside and looked at the trash can so my friend got into the trash can and waited. My sister finally got home and my friend jumped out and scared her.
Crazy Teacher
I was in class the other day and i have a crazy teacher really CRAZY...anyways...he passed out some papers i got one but after he was done he said "did everyone get one" i said no so he gave me another 1 and started to walk away so i said again wait you forgot me...so again he gave me another one so now i have 3....the whole class bursted out laughing..."CAN YOU SAY OLD"....you it's getting bad when you can't remember 2 seconds ago....lol.....the teacher didn't even know why we were laughing....so when i told him he denied even doing it.....he's crazy...no joke.
A Mysterious Stranger
I was late for my flight to Florida and missed it. There was another flight taking off in two hours, having not eaten, I figured I could get some lunch and then catch the flight. So there I was eating my airplane food, when I saw a person sitting on a chair reading a magazine, waiting for their flight. I was young back then and not very bright, so I decided to have some fun. I walked straight up to the guy and stared at him really mysteriously. The dude finally noticed I was right in front of hime and looked up. And then staring straight at him looking really concerned I replied. "Don't get on the flight." and ran away. I looked at him from a distance, his eyes wide in panic. I burst out laughing! I could tell he was thinking "Maybe I shouldn't get on this flight!"
Pizza's Here!
O.K. Well I was at my friend's house and we had gotten into a fight with this girl named Haley that day...My friend lives right next door to her, so we decided to do something to get revenge. We called Dominos and ordered a large pizza with extra peppers and extra anchovies. :D We gave her address and then watched through the window. It was hilarious! She was soooo confused because she was home alone! The pizza guy was mad! She had to pay for it with her own money and her mom got mad at her for ordering a pizza by herself. Looking back, it was kinda mean...but SO FUNNY!
MM loves me
Me and my one friend nicknamed this kid who liked me (and who i kind of liked) mass-murderer because he was so quiet. I was spending the night at my best friend's house, and another one of our friends were there. We had already decided to prank the first person to fall asleep. Sadly that person was me. I woke up and felt something sticky on my cheek. They had used eyeliner and lip gloss to write "MM loves me" on my face and they took pictures.
Bubbles
I put lotsa bubble solution in a toilet at sleepaway camp. When somebody flushed it made mega-suds.
Under the Handle
Me and my friend sarah were walking from her house an i was carrying an ice pack well it was a melted ice pack well it had a hole in it an was leaking while we were walking past my boyfreind's house and i got a great idea i told my friend then i took some of the nasty goo from the bag and put it under my man's car door handles well me and my friend ran back to house and message him we told him to check his car beacause he always keeps the windows down so we ran down and hid behind the tree and watched him open the door right when he let go me and sarah busted out laughing he was so mad and so now were in a prank war.
Scary Bathroom
Ok, my uncle went into the bathroom, and about 5 minutes later, he came out, and I was hiding behind a wall. i jumped out and screamed "BOO!!" He then screamed and ran the other way. He has been trying to get me back ever since...but I have more pranks up my sleeve....
(Slighty) Successful Nickle Brick
Once me and me bff were bored so we glued money onto bricks and took them to library. we kept tally who tried to pick the coins up and the first person took a quarter of a brick and i guess it wasn't quite dry, because he took the whole quarter, but then he got super glue all over his fingers, and that stuff does NOT come off. The others were successful though
Cat Poop
Me and my 2 friends were walking one day and this guy always ask one of my friends for cigarettes so we stuck the bottom in a bunch of cat dumpings it was so funny, but he still doesn't know.
Wilderness Wildness
ok so my and my fam all went to my aunt's house 4 a week like we always do every year and we where down at the bonfire and my brothers girlfriends and her bff went up stairs to go to the bathroom and me and my bff decided to hide in a bush and scare them so when they started walking back down we jumped out and yelled boo my brothers girlfriend jumped into her friends arms and screamed so loud it hurt my ears i almost pee'd my pant's.
Midnight Laughter
Ok so one night i spent da night @ my BFF amber's house and we didn't go to bed @ al and her mom was asleep so we thought it would be cool to got outside @ 12 at night so we went out front and her brother was @ his friends house and when he got home we where outside when he pulled into da driveway and so we ran in a bush by the front door and when he walked up to da step's we jumped out and scared him he screamed so loud his friend from down da street called to know why he yelled and when we went inside he said "that wasn't funny look what you made me do" so he showed us and he wet his pant's i was dying laughing~!
Wow....
me and my friend ryan were sittin at my house rite? so I decided to do something.....we went on a dating site and signed up but were only 14 so we got a pic of a male model and put it on the profile the next day over 316 girls were asking us out so we deleted the account
Tow Trucks
me and some of my friends got together and started to call alot of random tow trucks and told theme that our car was broke down and watched all the tow trucks drve bye it was great.
He opened his eyes
ok well every year each grade in my skol goes out for a trip that teaches us about the country we live in. so me my best friend and 2 other girls are lying in our big bed and we decide to do something interesting. my friend grabbed her shaving cream and we snuck over to the boys cabin. half way through putting shaving cream on the last boys face he suddenly opened his eyes and dazed grabbed my hand i yelled he yelled and all the girls ran as fast as we could back. the dazed and confused look on their face OMG i almost peed mself.
Got Ya
I went to a sleepover and this girl that i really didn't like was there and so as soon as she went to sleep we put toothpaste on her hand then we tickled her nose and of she smacked her nose and she got it all over her nose and the couch and the toothpaste was blue so it made her nose turn blue. how funny but then she told her mom and the girl that had the party got in trouble.
Get Fired
Ok one day my friends and i were bored so we called xbox costomer support and started hitting on this chick we asked for her name then asked for her manager and said she was was giving us bad service and she was hitting on us hahaha she got fired.
Music call
ok so my friend Alicia was over my house and i felt the sudden urge to prank call someone so we decided we would put our friend Shayne on *67 and play music into the phone...so we did this and he just hung up........about 2 weeks later we all went to the movies and when the movie got out and we were waiting for a ride i was like "Hey Shayne did you get a call about 2 weeks ago with just music playing?" turns out he had spent a while calling a ton of people asking if they had just called him...but he didn't call me because he didn't think i would do something like that.hahah
The Prank Call
I was at my friend's house and we called this girl and her dad answered. My friend said that she was this guy she liked and the dad said you don't sound much like him and she said no I am his cousin and he is to shy to ask but i was wondering if she would like to date him. and then we hung up and we laughed so hard!
At the zoo!!!!
Well one day me my mom and my friend olivia went to the zoo. We got there and there were animals everywhere. It so wasn't what we expected. we were like so totally freeked out. Then a parrot appeared out of nowhere and began to peck me and Olivia until we were blue in the face. My mom had gone for lattes and as she came back with the lattes she was so shocked and suprised that she didn't know what to do so she threw the lattes at the parrot and we all ran out of the zoo screaming. It was without a doubt the worst day of my life. But we got our money back because it was a trained parrot and the man had told the parrot to come and peck us. AND THAT WAS THE HILARIOUS PRANK!!!
JUICE BOX
Ok! so my cousins and i were playing ding dong ditch on Thanksgiving, but! it had a twist! we would ring the door bell and hit the house with Juice Boxes!!! My cousins then got the bright idea to throw said Juicebox at a moving vehicle!! the driver got out of his car and chased my cousins across 2 fields over 1 fence and to the edge of the county (about 3 miles)!!! they got back about 1 1/2 hrs later huffing and puffing! they had managed to give the guy the slip!!!!
TEACHER
So one day my bf jake and i were on the phone and i told him i was really bored and he said he was too, so we decided to prank call our teacher. so we did and she answered the phone and said hello this is mrs ______ and i said in a indian voice how could you and she was like what did i do and my bf said i just knew we couldn't trust her in his indian voice and she was like what did i do and i was like i knew shamsham marrying an american was bad just knew it and she was like i think you have the wrong number and so i said the number and she noticed laughter my bf was laughing but had the phone away from his mouth although she could still hear him and asked who it was and so we hung up she called back and i didn't notice the number and said hello in my normal voice and she said Cali?? and she was like young lady i am calling your parents. So i hurried down stairs to tell them and when she said hi mrs. __________ my mom was like shamsham and hung
up. so my teacher called back and my teacher said Cali get ur mom on the phone (she had never met my mom) and my mom said this is Cali's mom and she was like that was quiet rude and my mom hung up i got a D in that class!!!
Scary
well we went to a scary house this week and well my sister went in the scary house and she thought it was real so after that night ive been behind her door and i would make scary nosies and i would throw things and make ot seem real and the she tould on me and i blamed it on my older brother
"Honey
Shaving cream and fluff","I was at my friends for a sleep over and we were really bored. Her brother was right next door so we gathered up some mucky stuff and went into his room. He was asleep and so we squeezed shaving cream on his hand, put honey in his hair and took some fluff sprinkled it over him and then tickled his nose... the shaving cream went all over his face and his hair was yellow by the end and the fluff was stuck to his face and hand!!!!"
Wow
once i was over my friend's house and we prank called this guy, she told him that she was a friend from high school. and he believed her!!! he asked her if they could get some coffee tomorrow!! he totally fell for the whole thing! although he was a little currious as to why we were calling him at 11:35 pm.
The Toilet Fairy
One time me and my two best friends slept over at my house. we got bored so we decided to play a prank on this little girl on my block who thought that she knew everything there was to know (it was still pretty early in the day) so we took her up into my room but we only let her see me and my friend Bri. my other friend Melly was hideing in the bathroom she had a whole bunch of make up on. anyway we let the little girl (Tiffy) up to my room and let her play with my cat. after about 5 minutes Melly came barging into the room carrying a long pencil and saying that she was the toilet fairy she gave tiffy this long speech about how if she didn't stop bugging us, her husband the toilet wizard (who i had pretended to be a few days earlier) would suck out her soul when she used the bathroom. the best part is that it has been over a year and Tiffy is still afraid of the toilet fairy, in fact every time she sees Melly she runs screeming into her
house!
Food Coloring :)
I was with my friend and we wanted to do a really good prank on my mom. so we thought for hours on what we should do. finally we thought of a great idea. so that night my friends parents came over to pick my friend up and hang out for a while. they all had lime wine coolers. so when my mom was done with hers, she threw it in the trash and got another one. so me and my friend grabbed the one in the trash, rinsed it out, filled it with water and green food coloring. so before my friend had to go home we went outside and played volleyball. when we came inside i said, "oh my gosh, im so thirsty." and i grabbed the wine cooler (we filled with water) and chugged it. my mom almost had a heart attack, and yelled at me for drinking. so i decided to tell her what we did to it and my mother even said it was the best prank ever :)
Trees in your ponds?
ok, so @ my friends b-day party, we were playing the random game (we write down random dares or things to do on sheets of paper and draw them out to do them) well mine said "call (insert random numbers here)" and i looked at it and read it over a couple times and finally said no, and had to try to pass it off on someone or i had to put 5 atomic fireballs in my mouth for two minutes, so my friend saved my life, being the daredevil she is, and called the random number @ 12 A.M and when the person picked up, my other friend told her to ask them is they had any trees in their ponds, but somehow interpreted it as "do u have any trees in your pants?" me and ally (the one who told her to ask them) ran to the bathroom as fast as we could
Fun at the Beach
Dig a hole, put a towel over it and another next to it. tell a friend to sit on the towel on the hole while u sit on the one on the sand.
There's something on your back!
So when i was in the 5th grade there was some moldy stuff on a table outside at the school playground so i picked up a stick and held it to my friend's face and she freaked out and was like "put it down." So later in the hallway as we go back to the classroom I say "OMG that moldy stuff is on your back." One of my friends knowing what i was doing jumped in and verified it was on her back. She freaked out so much! lol then i told her it was a joke.
Makeover Truama!
well, we were at my friend's house and joanne fell asleep so we took all our make-up and put it all over her! wen she woke up in the morning she had a rash! she was alergic 2 this stuff in lip gloss! luckly she forgave us!
SHE WAS OUR TEACHER!!!
okay. once we were at my friend's slumber party, and we got really bored. So all of us started ding dong ditching and throwing rocks at windows. then we ding dong ditched the house at the very top. no one answered. we tried again and she answered.we all ran,then we found out she was our math teacher Ms.Bloss!!! 2 make it worse, she screamed at us. she was all "GET OUT OF MY YARD!!" It was SOOO funny! =]
Year Round Schooling
It was April Fools day and my mom wanted to play a really good joke on me and my sister. My aunt called and told my mom a joke to play. When I got home from school on April 1st my mom had this smirk on her face. She handed me and my sister a letter with our school address on it. It said that we were going to have year round schooling. The letter looked official with the signiture and school symbol and everything. I started freakin out. My sister knew that mom was kidding cuz she was smiling and trying not to laugh. Turned out my aunt is the one who wrote the letter.
Night Fright
Me and my sister had just saw Most Haunted on TV Which ends at about 11 o'clock. So, I hid under my sister's bed and as she stepped past me I grabbed her ankle and she screamed! It was hilarious. Just then she went to the toilet, so I sneaked out and hid behind the bathroom door, (the toilet and bathroom are separate) and as she walked in I jumped out, yelling boo! she screamed again and jumped back. It was hilarious. Another time, we were watching the movie Signs and she ws so scared she decided to close the window. She was looking out it and I said." OMG! what's that out there?!" She jumped off the window sill and ducked under the covers all in one movement. (you have to stand on the window sill to open/close the window) (Our bed is by the window)(we have bunk beds, she sleeps on the bottom....)(hehehehehe)
Not Really Toothpaste
My cousin and i where at my uncle's house. we were bored so we replaced his toothpaste with shaving cream. he used it and he told us it tasted weird. we died laughing
We did this because it's an inside joke
but we slapped American cheese slices onto the wrap of one car and purposely soiled women's white 3XL panties and wrapped that into the second car. We wrote on both cars with window paint then sent out one of us as a decoy - which was strategically planned - to have them come out and see their cars...the pics we took were priceless. haha"
Vandalism and cars
Cars can be everyone's best and most cared for asset; for some, it becomes a hobby. I have 2 friends whom are crazy about their investment...so my cousins and myself decided to prank them. Each had saran wrap that we held between both ends of our index fingers and ran around their cars in opposite directions to cover their "baby" from cartop to exhaust.
Wrong feet!
So i waz at the pools right when this lady comes and sits near my mom. Both had only their feet in the water. so im swiming when decide i want to tickle my moms feet...i go to where i see some feet and i look at the feet and i almost hurl....all gross and nasty they looked so i thought to myself "this is not my mom's feet!" so i get out of the water and see this lady looking at me all weird and my mom laughing at me. I WAZ SOOOOOOOOOOO EMBARESSED!!!! but wat made me feel better waz that my brother had done the same thing!:)
Not the car
...ok so me and my friend were waiting 4 our moms to pick us up from skool right when this silver van passed and im like "hey isn't that ur car?"and my friends like oh crap! and she went chasing after it. finally she got in and she didnt look up to see her mom. then the lady looks at her and says "hey ur not my daughter!" and my friend comes rushing out the car almost tomatoe red. Me laughing my azz off!!!!!!!
Bertie Bots Every Flavor Bean
My best friend was having a sleep over with her cousin and they had bought some bertie bots every flavor beans. When my best friend's cousin went to sleep, my best friend put a vomit flavored bean into her cousin's open mouth. She woke up and chewed on the bean for a second, and then it was so nasty she threw up.
Getting Caught.
It was april fool's day, and I decided to prank my mom. I went into the backyard and climbed the wall and ended up getting out front. I ran to the door and rang the doorbell, then hopped back over the small wall in the front. After she opened the door, I looked over the wall and saw a cop car coming down the street. I ducked, and when I looked over again, the cop car was almost on the curb, pointing forward. I got down, then like, a minute later, I heard a voice behind me, and when I turned around the cop was standing there, his gun pointing at me. I told him what I had done, and he didn't believe me, so I had to follow him to my front door. He pounded on the door, and my mom opened it. She was mad at me, but after the cop left, she was laughing at the fact that I got caught.
Happy Halloween
it was on halloween and me and my friends just got done watching a scary movie and i told them i would be back so i went to the bathroom and called one of my friends i said in a deep voice you have 7 days to live then when i went back to the livingroom and said what did i miss and my friends said omg some person just told us we have 7 days to live i said really (one of my friends started crying) then i told them it was a prank i think they were mad but it was funny
Junky Juice!
I was sleeping over my friends house and we decided 2 prank her little sister. So in the morning she had oj. Then she went upstairs and we put butter, spices, lemon juice and coctail saucse in it! we then gave it to her and she drank it and then spit it out!!! She was really mad at us! That was fun.
Prank call
My friends and i got together to watch the premiere of Camp Rock on Disney Channel. one of my friends couldn't come but we knew she was watching it with her cousin. so after the movie i called her and pretended to be Nick Jonas. the funniest part was that she thought it was her boyfriend anthony. she got so mad at him and broke up with him. later i told her it was me but she thought anthony put me up to it. they are still broken up but it was mad funny.
Taco Bell: Wrong Number
we have about the same number as Taco Bell but it's only a one letter differnce so people call us all the time asking us for Taco Bell. so one day i picked up the phone and this one dude says: "is this taco bell?" so i say: "yes may i take your order?" so the guy tells me his order and i told him: "ok we'll have it right away just pick it up here". it was really funnyOMG!,Oh this is funny.
411 call.
This is a story my friends told me. So at my friends sleepover party (i couldn't stay) and were really bored. So my friend picked up the phone and called 411. This guy named Omar picked up and said hello, what do you need? So then my friend Pat said, Yeah, um I want a double cheeseburger, yeah medium rare too. Oh and can I get some fries with that. Then Omar said to them that they better hang up or else. They did but then called again. This time somebody else picked up. My friends asked for Omar and the guy said to stop prank calling and that they could get arrested. My friend didn't know what 411 was so he asked his mom. She said it's a help number and everytime you call you have to pay extra when the phone bill comes.
Firemans pranks
I work as a fireman at an airport and i just wanted to share a few pranks we all get up to with the new guy. 1st is the 'hold-up' where we get the new fireman to get dressed in full fire kit and give him a fire extingisher to carry and a pre-written letter in a sealed envilope. we then tell him to go up into air traffic control (ATC), which is only 30 yards walk away from the fire station. the new guy is orderd to go and find the senior air traffic control officer (the big cheese/boss/head hancho) and hand him/her the letter and wait for the boss to read it. there both parties will discover that written inside is:"GIVE ME ALL YOUR BUISCUTS/COOKIES/CAKES OF I'LL SQUIRT YOU!!!!"Normally the boss is very wise to this prank and knows what is written even before the letter is read and normally he/she just hands the letter back to the new guy and asks him to read it himself only to let him realize what a fool of himself he is standing infull
firekit, fire extingisher in hand, demanding all of the boss's cakes
A movie ending
i was on MSN and i was talking to my friend, she asked me about a new movie on at the cinema. (knowing that it isn't true) i told her that at the very end there's a really funny bit. past the cradits, the very end bit but it's worth it. a few hours later she comes back onto MSN and says 'OMG i invited all my friends from a club and their parents and i convinced them to wait, and it was so embarrassing beacuse we waited 20 mins and nothing came up!!!'it was so funny when i saw her face! priceless
Tokyo Airplane Lines!
One day me and my friend were SOOO bored so we decided we would prank call people. So we called these one ppl and my friend (name's Kasi and is Japanese) said "Herro, dis is Tokyo Airprane Rines... we call to say your tickets be billed now. Right now." Poor lady was like "I didn't buy any tickets to Tokyo..." and we were like "That be five hundred dorrars. Give me credit card number. Number now!" She was like "Honey, I didn't buy any tickets." Finally she got so pissed she called the police and they came over and asked if we were prank calling. we were like nooo i dunno whatever happenned to that lady. XD
Cookie's In Bed
okay so i spent the night with my friend natalie and our other friend sydney spent the night. well she doesnt like to stay up late so me and natalie were doin karaoke and stuff. we got hungry and were eating pizza and cookies (this was at like 3 a.m.)and natalie got this bright idea to feed sydney a cookie while she was sleeping so we went upstairs. we put it in her mouth and she spit it out. we tried a few more times and she wouldnt eat it so we gave up and went to bed but we left the cookie in me and syds bed (natalie was on top bunk) well about an hour later syd starts screaming"THERES A COOKIE IN MY BED!!" natalie was laughing like crazy because syd was punching me and still screaming. it was hilarious!
Water World
You know those sinks that have the facets where it has a hose that unattaches? Well I told my freind to go get somthing out of the different room. Then while she was gone I tied the button down. When she came back I smeared soap on her hand she walked to the sink very confusingly. When she turned the water on it squirted all over her. She started laughing and screaming lol she talkes ABOUT HOW SMART I AM ALL THE TIME NOW.
Phone
It was my friend's birthday party so there was me and 2 other people and i remember my brother telling me about how he pulled this prank on someone i thought it was hilarious so what i did i changed my name in my friends mobile contacts to DEATH and sent her a text so 5 minutes later she comes running in screaming OMG Death sent me a text MY TIME HAS COME me and ma other friend burst out laughing.
BASKIN ROBINS!
Okay, so this is what happened - me and my cousin decided to prank call some mean girl we both don't like. She was really concieted and always put other people down. So we called her up on private caller and acted like radio show hosts. So I said "HELLO THERE LUCKY! IF YOU CAN NAME ALL 31 BASKIN ROBINS ICE CREAM FLAVORS IN 31 SECONDS, YOU'LL WIN 31,000 DOLLARS!" All the while knowing she had never been to Baskin Robins in her LIFE. So she literally sat there saying thing like "ummmmm, chocolate? vanilla? strawberry?" and after 12 seconds or something we were like "EHHHHHHH--SORRY YOUR OUTTA TIME" and then she was like "BUT THAT WAS LIKE 5 SECONDS!" and we were like "No sweety, your just bad at math-but you should be able to figure this out! THIS WAS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPURTUNITY!" And we could hear her gasping for another chance, so we just hung up. The next day she was like "Oh-I won 31,000 dollars from KTW.56 radio" (that's the
fake radio name we used) And then people were like...ummmm, Cori? There's no KTW.56.... then she turned bright red knowing full well she couldn't get away with her satany ways (;
EYE LINER
ok soo some of my friends were sleeping over and we were up late and bored and we wanted to prank my older brother. so then we snuck into his room and drew on his face with eye liner. we drew like hearts and silly words. he never woke up through the whole thing. he was really pissed the next morning tho.
Ghosts
me and my friend got bored at a sleepover that i was having. n my lil sis is soooo gullible, rite? and so we decided to pull a prank on her. so we told her a ghost story:'once upon a time - not long ago in this very town there was this old man that used to be a car salesmen. so 1 day, he was taking a young women for a driving test or something to c if she wanted to buy it. but they crashed when a train hit them on their way back to the dealership. but rite b4 the woman had told him a confession. it was that she had started people watching one day as a boredom hobby and it became into an obsession of spying. and it was contagious. her brother, friends, parents, and boyfriend all started spying on peeps too after at least half an hour of talking to her. the two had actually been talking for a full forty minutes. the man didnt believe it. but he was wrong. every nite when a car passes ur house and u look at the window, u can c the man or the woman
watching u!' this actually scared her half to death! she was crying for about an hour. my mom and dad yelled at me tho and told my friend's parents. but it was funny anyway.
Cellphones and cousins
This wasnt me but my best friend had her cuzin over. well, tracy (her cuzin) had a cell phone and took candice's (my friend) to see wat numbers she had. she saw a girl named octavia (just another girl from skool) so she took the number and texted to it on her own fone to make sure octavia didnt know who it was. so she said something like hey its george fatling. octavia texted back, 'who is this?' so again, tracy's like 'george fatling.' octavia again said 'really who is this?' so tracy texted 'george fatling.' (candice was probly just laughing.) octavia said 'howd u get my number?' tracy: 'my mom had it on her fone.' 'whos ur mom?' octavia asked. tracy didnt want to giv up so she said 'george fatling.' lol! (when candice told me, i was cracking up!) and finally octavia is like 'im calling the cops! this isnt funny and u need to get away from me!' so tracy had to tell octavia the truth in order to get away from
trouble. luckily, nobody was hurt or got in any trouble! lol. idk. i thought it was funny.
The ULTIMATE D-D-D (ding dong ditch) plus a prank phone call
Well me and my neighbors were outside playing, and we had an idea to play ding dong ditch. First let me explain how the houses are so you will understand how we did it. Ok we live in a compound, so there are lots of buildings, 21 to be exact. In each building there are 7-13 floors. On each floor there are two apartments with numbers, for example on the 5th floor the numbers would be 501 and 502. The front doors into the buildings (not the apartments, the BUILDINGS) are locked with a special magnet thingymabobber, so the only way in is to get a special key or type in someone's house number on this communicator thingy beside the door and they can let you in. Got that?So we went to Building 10 to do our D-D-D. On the communicator thingy, we typed in 201. After a while, someone started speaking out of the communicator thingy, and opened the door. We didn't bother to go in, and was just leaving
when a window on the second floor opened and this person was yelling out of it, "Siimooonne! Simooone!" (at least i think that's what they said.) It sounded so hilarious. I guess they thought that we were 'Simone'. Not wanting to get caught, we bolted after that. Now for the prank call. Here is some more stuff you need to understand. In our compound, there is a clubhouse, and in the clubhouse there are two playrooms, a gym, a reception desk with telephones and some multi-function rooms upstairs. Now we couldn't very well make a prank call right in front of those receptionist people. So we snuck into the playroom. This playroom had a little office in it, with a TELEPHONE. We locked the door behind us and prepared to make our call. We called my home number. I knew my brother was home alone, since my mom had gone out. So he would pick up the phone. One of my neighbors, Thomas, pretended to be my piano teacher, Annie, and called. Anyhow, my brother never even KNEW it wasn't Annie (and we didn't tell him
either)! It was a very awesome prank day.
Moldy toilets
so at my old school, some girls heard there was going to be a health inspection. they put green food die behind some toilets and sinks.
Smellmop Who?
Well my best friends and I were bored at lunch so Jane said lets go tell this joke my brother told me. The joke was Knock knock. Who's there? Smellmop. Smellmop who? (Run away laughing. This sounds like Smell my poo.) We did this to anyone who would listen then we went inside because we told it to everyone. Then a lunch aide came and said," You girls are so mean you humiliated Sara and you can't go outside tomorrow." It was so funny but it was too bad we couldn't go outside.
OMG funny!!
I was with my bf at a resturant and i like to put sugar in my coffee so he switches my sugar with salt and makes me a coffee i thought it was the coffee so i never went to that resturant ever again!
Prank
Me and my friend both get 2 school early everyday so we decided 2 do a prank on our teacher. We put salt in his water he drank it and ran out of the room to spit it out. Later he got us back and poured water own our shirts.
LOL
I was at my friend's house and it was night and we were bored so we look in the daring book for girls for a prank and we found this really good 1. We went into her little sisters room and dipped her hand into a glass of water. She wet the bed!!!!
Toothpaste
Once I put salt on my lil' sis's toothbrush and the next day, when she brushed, her spit turned GREEN! OMG, I got in a little trouble, but is was HILARIOUS!
Oops
One of my friend's friend's ex's mom talks to my friend, so one time we were IMing her. We told her that her son got my friend pregnant, and his mom was freaking out. Then we told her we were kidding, and his mom got really angry.: )
YouTube Madness
Ok so i was on Youtube and i told this guy he was hot and he really wasn't hot he was ugly so he said thanks and we started talking about random stuff and then he told me his name and it was my uncle Ryan i was like WOAH didn't see that comein!
Bank Account
this one time my auntie dared me and my friend to go into a bank and try and open a savings accoutn with Monoploy money the banker got pissed and called for security we were dragged out lmao
Tan Trouble
well i was at the pool with 2 of my friends rachel and lacy. rachel fell asleep so we decided to pull a prank on her. Lacy and me spelled "i love mike" (her soon to be boyfriend) on her stomach out of sunscreen so she got a tan and "i love mike" was right on her stomach we all started laughing!!!!
Bedtime Pranks
I was getting really fed up with my brother, so while he was busy playing on the computer, I short-sheeted his bed. That wasn't enough, so I took a few good-sized books, wrapped them in a blanket to hide the corners, and put that in his pillowcase. The pillow itself was hidden under the bed. Then I found his pajamas and sewed the openings closed. That means arm holes and buttonholes. I didn't knot the thread so he could easily pull it out, but it would be tedious work. Then I put a couple rocks in his shoes so he would have a nice surprise in the morning. Finally, I hid a small radio underneath his bed, tuned to a station playing mariachi music, with extra-long lasting batteries. It's quiet enough that only he will hear and everyone else will think he's crazy. He probably will be after not too long. I'm sure there was more I could do to him, but I needed to save something for April Fool's.
The Robbery
On my birthday i invited soooo many girls to a sleep over anyway when we went to my room i told everyone to give me their phones and they all did so they wouldn't call the police sooooo when i had all their phones we stayed in my room and then we heard a noise and all the lights shut off everyone got scared and then my bros. walked in with fake guns and told us to shut up so everyone did and when one of my bros. shot the (fake) gun a someone she pertended to die and everyone was crying then i told everyone how it was a prank and they hated meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
Rip and Revenge
Ok I was having a HUGE party and my new hot boyfriend and I were dancing and all some people were doing... stuff and so my Ex showed up at the party and I broke up with him for being such a jerk so anyways he came up to me and was about to fight with my new boyfriend so when I pulled them away from fighting he pushes me into the fence which ripped my shirt completly so I wasn't wearing a bra and you get the picture and so I turned red and so people locked my house so I had to use my boyfriend's shirt to cover up. I felt so embarassedt then my X took a picture and put it on MYSPACE.
Mexican food..?
Me and my friend were super bored so decided to prank call this guy at our school.. we put Spanish music on in the background and called as maria and marisol. We said "hola! we are calling to take your order at from the espanol garden. so he actually BELIEVED US!!! he said, "um.. i just a sec, i'll go get my parents." we FREAKED OUT!!! and hung up immeadiately, little did we know, altho we used *67, he could still track our number, and his parents tried to cancel their order by calling us, only my friend's mom picked up! and we got in trouble.. ironically enough, me and the same friend were walking dogs the next day, and his car drove by, by accident! so he shouts out.. "ILL TAKE A BURRITO WITH EXTRA HOT SAUCE!" and the next day at school we couldn't stop laughing and he said he really did believe us and that he got really really confused.. funniest prank call ever!
Stuffed Animals
Me and my cousins put a rope across a door and put stuffed animals on top of the door. When Mom came in she tripped and fell!
Johnny Knoxville prank call
I was sleeping over my best buds and her older brother came in and asked to do a prank call on mii fone but i had no credit so we used 1800reverse. we tried heeps of people and no-one answered but we did one more that did answer. My friend's brother pretended to be Johnny Knoxville and he said , "Hi this is Johnny Knoxville i'm just calling to say u won a free Johnny Knoxvill gift package". The lady got mad and asked what is this number? He hung up and we cracked up laughing... A few days later mii other friend was over and i got a call on my mobile saying that, "This is the police and i'm calling about a prank call on the 21st of March." I said it was my friend's brother calling he asked what school i go to and i replied. The police said that it was a teacher from my school and she was very angry! The police asked what his name was and where he lived. They said he might have to go to court. The next time i saw him i
cracked up laughing and walked away!!!lol how embarasing for himm!!!!!!
April Fools
Me and my friend were going to prank this girl so at first we were really putting "kick me" signs on her back. She knew we were though after a while so i thought it would be funny to do this: put your hand behind your back as if your hiding somethin and pat them on the back. i did that and every time she she would jump and try to get that nonexistent paper off her back. it was sooo funny!
Scared the crap outta those girls
Me and my friend were at this football game near Halloween. We went to this party store beforehand and we found this mask that looked like Micheal Myers. After the game we were walking in the parking lot and we found that a car had its windows rolled down. So, my buddy put on the mask and snuck in. He laid down in the backseat and waited for someone to come. Two girls got in the car and one of them started fixing their makeup in the rearview mirror. My friend slowly sat up so the girl could see the reflection. She screamed her head off and ran out of the car and her friend ran after her.
Rope Trip
So i was at my friends house and we just watched Jackass, so we felt like pulling a prank on her little brother. So, we held a clear jump rope at the bottom of his door and told him to come in cause we wanted to show him something. Then he came in and tripped over it. He fell flat n his face and stayed there for like 10 seconds and then got up laughing. He's real tough for a 12 year-old.
Stalking Joke
So my neighbor Abby, sister, and I were playing a prank on my other two neighbors. We wrote a letter that said,"We know who you are, and what you are doing. We are watching your every move and we follow you." We had 2 letters one for each. The 2 neighbors we were playing the prank on were sisters so we put the two letters on the their doorstep and rung the doorbell and ran like our lives depended on it. The next day our neighbors said that they got letters and the letters had their names and were by like stalker people. They said their mom called the police and stuff, and we were freaking out sooo bad and finally told them it was us, we were so frightened. Little did we know Abby flaked on us so that they knew it was us. All they said was, "We know! Abby told us and we tricked you!!!"We were fooled so bad!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prank Calling
My cousin and I were super bored, so we decided to prank call someone, I just made up a a number within our area, anyway I put on a Trinidadian accent, and asked for someone named SANDRA (I made up the name) then the lady was like, "ok, hold on, oh wait is this stephanie?" I got sooooo scared so I hung up the phone, then the lady called back, so I just put on a chinese acsent and said they had the wrong number.
Slippery?
I was really bored but I cound't go on the computer because I was grounded. So I decided to prank my sister. My sister was in her bedroom, and I put soap on the floor so she would slip. Guess what, she didn't! She saw the soap on the floor. She went in the bedroom for an hour, and the soap was still there! She totally forgot about it. Then she slipped on it! It was so funny!
Watta Redhead!!!!
my sister played the prank on me this time. She replaced my conditioner with ketchup so when i came out of the shower i would be a redhead!!!!i felt so gullible!!!!!!!!
2 Pranks in 1
I was in a restaurant once and I was bored so I decided to prank the people in front of us. We went during the buffet time so when they (people in front of us) all got up to go to the buffet i took the top of the salt and pepper shaker off and put a piece of tissue paper on the opening. I screwed the top back on and tore off the excess paper. When they came back and tried to use the shaker nothing came out. They kept trying and trying. Then they took an empty table's salt and pepper. The look on their face was priceless when they were trying to get the salt and pepper out. But it gets funnier. 15 days later it was my brother's birthday so we went to that same resturant. When i sat down i looked at the guy in the table next to us. He was shaking the salt shaker so violently trying to get something out. Then I relized it was the same salt shaker I blocked 15 days ago. I literally fell of my chair laughing.
A little game of chess
My cousin and i were playing chess and while we were playing she started to fall asleep. until finally she just completely dozed off. i took one of the chess pieces (a pawn to be more exact) and i stuck it in her nose expecting her to wake up. when i saw that she didnt i ran to my sisters room and started laughing. i told my sister to get her camera and to come and see this. we took a picture of it and sent a copy to all our relatives. that'll teach her not to fall asleep while we're playing a game.
AHHHHHH!
Okay listen up, i was 20 when this happened. So me and my friend were re-painting the inside of an apartment building, and it was like 9:30 pm (it was very dark in the apartment and we had three lights in the room that we were painting in) and he had to go go to the bathroom really badly and the bathroom didn't have a very bright light. so after like 15 min i knew he was going number 2 and that he would be there a while, so i snuck into the room and shut ALL the lights off, and i ran back into the painting room and screamed like i've just been murdered and he said "Jack, dude what just happened" and i said it was "pitch black" in the painting room and then he screamed and trying to hold back my laugh i said "dude i'm scared i hear footsteps" and i walked past the room making squeaking noises on the floor boards and with his underwear half pulled up he ran down stairs and out of the apartment screaming "haunted apartment! Haunted apartment
AHHHHHH!"The Next day I told him did everything and he said that he would get me back.
Miranda
My best friend was chosen to go to a leadership program thing in Washington DC. While she was gone she met a guy named James and he gave her his cell #. So when she got home we started prank calling him talkind in an accent. when he asked our name we said Miranda. I was her mom. we STILL are doin it like 3 months later and he doesn't know yet!
Say Cheese!!!
My friend and I were having a sleepover one night and she has a little bro. and we decided to play a prank on him.... so we decided to get some cheese and SLAP it on his face and run. So we did it and he FREAKED OUT he came chasing after us it was sooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!
Crisco Fattening
Me and my two friends were bored so we sat out in the driveway (@ like 10).. it was late but anyway we started to play truth or dare and i picked dare so i was dared to ding dong ditch the neighbor.. then we just started doing it willingly and finally my friends mom came by and said we should vasoline cars... but we decided to do Crisco fattening (very gross) so we put it on cars, door knobs, mail box handle, anything we could think of. We put it on the neighbor's door knob and now their door knob is greenish black. :D LOL!!! Best Prank EVER!!!!
Frozen Undies
Ok so i had this big sleepover with like 7 people maybe 8 idk... anyway one of my friends falls asleep first so we planned it were since she brought extra underwear when she fell asleep we froze them... then the next morning we woke up at like 5 and took them and put them in her bag but it unthawed b4 she saw it so it got her bag wet.... :o
Free Pool Table
So, we got one of our friends by placing an ad in the paper for a "Free Pool Table- You pick up" with his number. People were calling him ALL day. It was hilarious.
I don't wanna go to Juvinille!
Me and my friend were bored so we started putting random numbers in the phone we got this old lady on my phone first and I said, "You've won a million dollars! all you have to do is go to P.O. Box URA doofus CA. All prizes must be picked up on your sled and must fit in your magic bottle." I hung up after that. She called back and belived us! we kept hanging up on her. My friend called some dude and I yelled YOUR TOILET IS ON FIRE!!! and hung up. By accident we called the same dude and said "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, I hope your girlfriend does to." He called back and left a voicemail saying if we left another "message" on his phone he would call the cops. We got a text message from the first old lady with pictures of monkeys cussing at us. We stuck our phones in the spoon drawer and played Mario Kart. To this day we haven't prank called anyone again.
The Boy We Tricked
One day I was with my friends outside. We saw this boy lookinq at us intently. so i said "what are you lookinq at?" then he said "nothing i'm a tourist it's my first time in New York do you know where the Alvin Ailey Dance School is?" so then i was about 2 tell him when my friend samara said "yes we'll show you". Me, my other 2 friends shanice and azalea and the quy followed samara. We were wonderinq what type of tricks samara had up her sleeve. so we walked and we passed the Alvin Ailey Dance School. I was about 2 tell samara that but she qave me a look that said shut-up. So i did. We ended up at this buildinq that you qo 2 to adopt animals. Samara told the boy to qo in there. The boy went into the buildinq and we ran all the way back to where we came from. we were all laffing so hard but when we qot into shanice's house we laffed even harder.
Dr. Phil...creeeepy!
I didn't do this, my friend did it to me. I was sleeping over at my friend Megan's house. We were bored, so we decided to watch TV. She turned Dr. Phil on, and I told her I thought Dr. Phil was soooo creepy! So, to tease me about it, the next morning when I woke up, there was a huge picture of Dr. Phil right next to me and I screamed. God, was that creepy!
Pepper And Salt Pepsi
my school went on a bike ride and we stopped at a pizza place to get some pizza and 1 of my friends left i was like hey lets put salt and pepper in her drink and we did and when she came back we made a toast and she was like ugh! we started craking up and we said we put salt and pepper in her Pepsi.
Hole punch
One time on April fools day my brother decided to pull a prank on my parents so he took a hole punch and started punching holes and took those little papers circles that are left from punching the hole and put them in the vents of the car and turned on the A/C so that when my parents got in the car it would blow little paper circles in their face. But for some reason the A/C didn't turn on when the car started and my mom ended up turning it on when she was on the freeway! My parents were so mad and my brother had to clean it up after but it was so funny! There were paper circles in the car for months!
So... one April Fools' Day
I placed an ad in the local paper saying there was an estate sale at his house, and that everything in the house was for sale and people should just walk in and look around. I put in the ad that the sale started at 8:00 AM (we got off work at 7:00). He came into work that night looking exhausted; evidently, people had been knocking on his door all day to try to get into the sale and he hadn't been smart enough to put a sign on his door saying there was no sale. Served the idiot right."
What a great prank!!
Ok... at Sophia my BFFL'S house... we had this game to see who could do the best prank call. And my other BFFL Kristi did a prank call to some lady she didn't even know and said... "Can you look out side.... my dog ran away... and then the lady said some thing.... then kristi said JUST GO LOOK AND FIND MY DOG. and started to pretend to cry and said PLEASE JUST GO LOOK FOR MY DOG!!! It was so FUNNY!!! We were laughing about that up to this day!!!
Beat You To It!!!
My neighbors love to play pranks on me and i was getting sick and tired of it. My brother and I (and my little sis) had set up a tent in the back yard and were going to sleep in it. My parents were at my neighbor's house. At about 9:30 at night my mom called and said "Hey I heard the boys were getting ready to prank you. They're putting on their halloween masks." They were NOT going to get me this time. SOOOOOO I told my brother and sister my plan. They sat in the tent talking (so the boys thought we were all in there) and I hid, so when they came I was ready. I have really long hair and I had it in my face and I popped out and just stood there and they screamed and ran away it was so funny Raymond pushed Francis down and kept running. AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
lol
ok so my lil cousin gets really scared so we told him someone died in our house upstairs and we also said that she screams before she gets u and he said he wasn't scared so my aunt hid in the closet and while he was in the room we turned off the lights and my aunt screamed then he ran around the room screaming saying don't get me don't get me and tripped then was on the floor crying we told him it was just a joke
Prank called my friend
One day me and my sister were bored. So we decieded to prank call someone. So, we did our friend. We called her. She said "hello?" And I said. "Hi, this is the school district. Your child "Lilly" has been absent today. When she comes back to school please have her bring in a doctors or dentist note." And she was like "Um, sorry but I'm a kid. Not a adlut. And I was NOT absent today. I went to school. We said "Then your teacher didn't mark you. LIAR" Then she hung up. Me and my sister were CRAKING UP! It was so funny. We never told her what we did though. Lol. But that was so funny! Then the next day she told us the whole story and we said "Well, thats weird." and we walked away giggling!
Salt/Sugar Shaker
Me, my family, and some friends all went out to Chili's one night. I was sitting with my sister, Logan and my friend, Mariah we were really bored so we decided to pull a prank... We put sugar in the salt shaker!!!! As we were leaving they seated this man and his date in the booth we had sat in. The man ordered a hamburger and some fries and he went to pour salt (sugar) on his fries and he made a weird face and made the waitress take them back and make him more. it was sooooo funny!!!!!!!
McDonalds Prank Call
It was my friend's birthday and she was having a sleepover it was her, me, and 2 other friends of our's, we got bored so we decided to start prank calling people and we prank called alot of people and then Haley said lets prank call Mcdonald's so we did and we said we wanted a hamburger with ketchup and pickles, a small coke, and medium fries and we told them we would be there in 15 minutes and we never went and picked it up!!!!!
5 25 times optimum voice SOO FUNNY
Okay once in school a kid told me if you press 5 25 times you go to China. Well duh! Not. I did it anyway because I wanted to see what happened. It called a sweet lady picked up and said "Hi welcome to optimum voice my name is Kelly how may I help you?" Uhhh I had no idea what to say so I said "Hi!?" She answered back "Hiiiiiiii!" Then I hung up. I was in my brother's room doing that. It was on speaker. We started cracking up when I hung up. Oh, and of course I pressed *67 so nobody would know who it was.
Blue Mouth Sweets
I used to love buying prank stuff so one day, I got these blue mouth sweets. They did what they said they did, and it worked really well. I had a friend who loved sweets so I gave her one. They tasted really nice, but the effects were great. I gave it to her on a Friday so she couldn't yell at me too much! On Monday I asked her "Did you like the sweet?" She was soooo mad at me! She said It turned her teeth blue and no matter how many times she brushed, it wouldn't come out and she had to go around with her hand over her mouth all weekend! I was laughing so hard but she forgave me. It was really funny!
Awsome Sleepover
one time i went to a sleepover and brought this big bag of pranks so i could prank someone.in the middle of the night in her living room i got a whoopie cushion and sprayed it in my bff's face!!!!!while i was doing thati didn't notice her mom standing right in the kitchen!!so she got really mad at me and took me home at 4:00 in the morning.
Golf Cart Tipping!
Me and my friend went to a friends house, and that person had a lot of golf carts, and we had a forklift. We then decided "hmm, i wonder how it would look if all the golf carts were upside down". We soon found out.
dominosssssssss.
one night we were really bored. and we decided to call Domino's Pizza and bother the guy. it was really funny.my friend:hello? domino's pizza? what do you sell?the guy:pizza, chicken wings, bread sticks....my friend:okay. what exactly are in the chicken wings?the guy:sir, are you going to order anything?my friend:yeah, but tell me what are in the chicken wings.the guy:they're chicken wings....my friend:okay. can i have a large order of shrimp fried rice?the guy:sir we don't have that here.my friend:why not?the guy:we're a pizza place....and he was still saying something, but we had to hang up on him because we were laughing so hard.hahhhh. it was really funny.
Bathroom Water
ok so i went into this men's room in this nice resturant and when i went in i saw that there was a guy in one of the stalls so i grabed a little water cup and filled it up and then went into the stall next to him. i sat there quietly for a minute then i started moaning and groaning and got louder and louder until i was almost screaming then i splashed the water down into his stall. his legs flew up into the air and i swear he must have jumped about 6 feet of the toilet. i left quickly cause i was laughing so hard and went back to my seat which was facing the restroom. i watched the door for a half an hour and no one came out so i went back into the rest room and the guy was still sitting there with his legs hovering over the water cause the has know idea where this liquid came from. probably my best prank ever.
Towel-less
So once on a school trip, two of my friends and I were staying in a hotel room. One of our friends left the door open while she was showering so my other friend and I took all of the towels out. She didn't really know what was happening at the time...But when she came out she realized she had no towels to dry off with! So she took down the shower curtain and came out in it. Her face was so red, it was hilarious.
This is so Dumb
ok peoples this is soo dumb but its hilarious. My mom was in the bathroom and I had an urge to pull a prank on her. it was winter so i went outside and got a bunch of snowballs. My sis agreed 2 help me. so when my mom walked out the bathroom, we bombarded her with snowballs that we had dyed red. she thought it was blood and then she screamed. me and my sis were dying with laughter. we got grounded for a month but it was TOTALLY worth it. Our dad managed the webcam and he captured tha whole thing. then we put it on yooube and we got lik 900,000,000 views or sumthin and ma mom really luvd it. she was lik IM ON UTUBE all tha time and i wuz sooooo annoying!!!!!!!!!
Mystery Person
So my friend was at my house, and we got bored. So we tried hacking into my friends (a boy) accounts on email and AIM. So instead, we decided to make a screen name where he wouldn't know. It was something like a hobo or sommething, like, imahobo or something, and so when he got on, we started talking to him. He got really freaked out and then we started haunting him with stuff we knew about him. He got really creeped out and for the next week he was never online again and he wasn't very talkitive. He told me how the "imahobo" man started talking to him and creeping him out, and we would try to hold back laughing. He still doesn't know that it was us. Now we are almost enemies; well, i find him as an enemy but he likes me.
Key Finder
So my bro got this new key finder at walgreens on vaca. He wanted to have it so he could find his gameboy when my parents hid it. So, when we got back home from vaca, my other bro and I kept hiding this key finder around his room, like in socks, under the mattress, and in books and cupboards, and we would set it off by whistling. So he got reallyyy mad and then my parents took away his Gameboy. He never ended up finding it. But we just decided to give in. It annoyed him for weeks.
Dead Puppies
I came to a park after my friend called me, and she and another one of her friends were prank calling random people. My friend asked me if I knew anyone who deserved to be pranked. There was an idiotic emo kid whom I completely disliked, so we called him. I said "Dead puppies," and hung up. He called back, so I answered the phone, saying, "City morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I help you?" There was a brief pause, then he said "What?" I hung up and didn't answer the calls anymore.
Stalkin' my best friend
Me and one of my friend were really bored once, so we found a spare sim card and put it in my phone. Then we texted my other friend saying things like 'hello Holly... I know where you live'. It was really funny and she didn't know it was us for ages!! She did eventually find out.... she really had a go at us!!
The Shark
one day me and my sis went to the beach. she is terrified of sharks, so i went and borrowed a shark fin from my frend and then i swam after her with it. she thought it wuz a real shark and then she was like gurl i will kill u after she found out it wuz me. me and my frend were hysterical with laughter. my sister makes me do everything for her bcuz of that prank. if i dont do sumthing for her she says she'll tell our parents about it and i wuz like no way. our parents ended up hearin about it and they just laffed and laffed. eventually my sis saw the funny part of it all and she ended up laffin 2. she sometimes still gets mad at me bcuz i rote up the story and put it evrywhere at our skool and evryone wuz teazin her about it. it wuz so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Water Gun
One time I got so mad at my dad, that one day, before he goes to work, he took my phone away. And I was only texting untill like 1am. on a school day, which is early!! So while he was in the shower, I took a rubberband and put it on the the little sprayer we have on the sick, I really don't know what it is called, but it helps with the dishes! But I put it around there so when he turns it on to get some water, it will spray him. It was so funny. Than I said that's what you get for taking away my phone, and he just kept it for another week. But it was worth it!!
I'm Pregnant
so my best friend had a birthday party but one of our friends couldn't come because she had to go to Mexico with her dad and a college track team and she knew who was all going to the party so (me, my best friend amber, abby, seth, and amber's boyfriend devan) before she left she told us not to get into trouble while she was gone because she didn't want to miss anything. when she got back a week later we told her amber was pregnant and told everyone who was at the party to go along with it and they did. andrea believed us for almost two weeks and then amber accidentally told her
Fake Snake
so at the end of my 6th grade year (a while ago) me and my friend decided to bring in a whole bunch of stuff to scare my one teacher but to get the stuff to his class i had to take it through a few other classes and one of my teachers was really scared of snakes and i didnt know that and at the end of her class she saw my fake snake and started acreaming and yelled for everyone to get out of her classroom.
Grad Prank Failed
Well it was the end of the school year and the only prank that was pulled that day was baby powder! Baby powder being poured on people isn't exactly the best prank of the year so I had to whip up something quick. I asked my friend if I could borrow his water gun, changed into a different hoodie, and changed my pants and shoes then grabbed a small duffel bag then ran up a set of my school steps went to a nice vantage point by the library and had a nice view of the cafeteria they couldn't see my prepping the water gun and the only problem was this girl that kept on walking by with a poster board and when she went away I unzipped the duffel and pulled out the water gun the best thing about it was that there were no cameras on the second level so I was like what the hell I whipped it out gave the water gun a few pumps stood overt the wooden rail thing spotted a bunch of people buying some candy and what not so I aimed I was a hell of a
shot and then I pulled on the trigger and then all that came out was a small dribble I quickly ducked gave the stupid piece of crap a few more pumps jumped up pulled the trigger and the stupid dribble I shook it, it was still full so I ducked down and then put it back in the duffel bag brought it to my friend who quickly pointed out the problem the stupid nozzle was between two of the stupid hole things this made me feel stupid and really embarrassed.
TJ Max
one time i prank called my ex boyfriend. he answered and i said hi this is alica flipper and i work at tj max it seems you have left your bra's and thongs at the counter , we would like u to come pick them up. there is a lacy cheetah bra and a polka dot bra i think there sized D. and there a 2 lacy pink thongs thank u. i got off the phone and started cracking up lol. it was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!
Cookies
one night i had my friends courtney and camron over to stay the night and once megan and courtney fell asleep me and camron started eating cookies in my room and as we started eating the last two cookies i knew my mom and dad would notice so me and camron put one cookie in megan and cortneys hands and put the box in their room and in the morning they got in trouble.
The 7 Eleven "robber"
once my friend Ilse was at my house and we were like really bored so we decided 2 prank call some ppl from my quince, so i called my friend matt and when he answered i started screaming at him... y did u do it! OMG matt your so stupid! your gonna get arrested! what is your freakkin problem matt!!! and all this stuff and he kept askin me what he did, and i told him your all over the freakin news matt!!!!! i asked him, ok matt tell me the truth, did u rob the 7 eleven? and he was like NO! and i was like they caught u on camera and they said that the police r on their way 2 ur house! i swear he started paniking Bcuz he had just left walking from the 7eleven with his friends! then he asked me did that person look like me and i was like yea! he was tall he looked exactly like u and he was wearing a red shirt! (i had seen him at school earlier and remembered the color shirt he was wearing... smart huh?!?! lol) he was telling me maria i
swear 2 u i didnt do that u know me maria plz beleive me! and all this, so i look over at Ilse who has the other phone and she's on the floor rolling around laughing! so then i kept goin at the prank for a good while. matt was totally freaked and ready to call his mom, and i couldn't hold it anymore so finally i burst out laughing, then he screamed at me, MARIA THIS ISINT FUNNY THE POLICE R ON THEIR WAY 4 ME IM SCARED, ITS NOT FUNNY!!!! so finally i controlled my laughter enough to tell him it was all a prank and Ilse was with me. he lowered his voice and told me AHHH!! UR A JERK MARIA, and i just kept on laughing while he told his freinds it was just a joke. then he came back on the phone and said not cool maria and that made me laugh even more and i said its cuz we love u matt, we gotta keep u on ur feet!! so he laughed and was like ok, well now i gotta go and get home b4 some cops go by and i start screaming and run away! haha he was kidding but we hung up and Ilse and i stayed laughing 4 a good 30 min!
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Lmao
One day me and my friend were texting my guy friend and he didn't know this number was my cell because he got a new phone and changed his number. So he said, "Who is this!?" and I said mia blah blah remember me i used to live next to you and i was bff with your friend natalie. So he txts natalie to send a pic of her to remind him. So we send him a hot girl on myspace and he RIGHT AWAY txts my number and says "Hey i member you now" then after a few talking to him he asks if she was single i say no and he says oh same blah blah we felt so guilty that he'd never talk to us again cause we are bffs so we told him the truth and he knew it was us cause it didn't make sense.
Cheer Camp
At cheer camp one year I had to share a dorm with three other girls. I didnt know 2 of them but we ended up being really cool. One night one of the girls took a shower while wearing a huge bandanna to cover her hair and she looked like Harriet Tubman. We started calling her that and after her shower she left the bathroom and I threw a milk dud in the toilet then told everyone she left a turd in there. Everyone believed me. It was comical. She wasn't mad she just laughed a lot and denied it. All the girls referred to her as Harriet and I never failed to mention her turd every time I saw her.
Prank Call to Office Depot
My brother and I were really bored so we decided to prank call someone. So we looked around our house to find any random phone number that we could find. Then we found the phone number to Office Depot. My brother is the one who did the prank call, I was in the background laughing my head off. The person is like hello and he made his voice deeper than usual. He's like yeah i used one of your pens and it exploded on my shirt. The lady is like what? Then he said I was using a pen that I bought from Office Depot. Is there anything that I can use to clean it off. The lady is like ok....I'll check. It was so funny!! The lady probably figured out that it was a prank call after we hung up.
Glow In the Dark Nail Polish
Me and My step-sister did this maybe 4 years ago to my Dad. He was asleep on the couch around 5:00 PM, so my sister got the idea to paint his toenails with this clear Glow in the Dark nail polish, So we did, and when he awoke the next time, he shuffled off to bed telling us to get to bed, so of course we did a few minutes later we heard him screaming about his toenails glowing and we got a good laugh about that all night, Lol
Roachey
There was this one time my step family and my dad and me went to Myrtle Beach. When we got there we stayed at the crappiest motel in the city. My step Mom was freaking out cause the motel was so gross. So my dad my step sis's and me bought a fake roach and tied fishing wire to it. we scampered it across the floor and my step Mom flipped. We laughed about it for ever!
Best Pizza Ever
haha. so a few days ago at this campground my family goes to. My friend Dylan and i were bored and decided to piss off the people we hate. this one kid i HATE was our "prey". we used the pay phone and got eight $20 pizzas delivered to their campsite number. they looked preeetttyyyy surprised when they had to pay $160.00!!! the REALLY funny part is that the delivery guy threatened to beat them up if he din't get a tip!!!
Lipstick Disaster
I had a sleepover with 7 of my friends. One of my friends, Gabby fell asleep at 5:30 in the morning and the rest of us 6 were all awake. we decided to get some of my mom's lipsticks and draw all over her with lipstick. and we put the word loser on her forhead!! it was really funny!! and when she woke up there was lipstick smeared all over her forhead and arm and pillow!! She got soo mad in the morning but it was hilarious!
Birthday
So it was my friend's birthday so after we ate dinner he drove me back to his friend's house. When i got out of the car my friend sneaked silly string into my pocket and we walked around to the driver's side. For some perfect reason he was turned around so he couldn't see us to grab something when one of his friends popped a popper and he jumped to turn around and then a whole mob of us sprayed him down from head to toe with silly sting. Then all the sudden he started running and everyone got tackled to the ground. It was the best birthday ever! HAHA!
The Bbroom
The Cup, and My Dad,"One time, I decided to pull a prank on my dad. I filled a cup with water and held it up to the ceiling. When he came by, I said it was a science experiment and that I needed him to hold it up to the ceiling by putting it in between the end of the broom and the ceiling. He did. I walked away, and HA HA! He was stuck there or else the water would spill on him!"
Not Funny
I was at the cinema when this really sad film was on and i was nearly crying but then i had a really mischeivious idea so i got off my seat and layed on the floor and burst out laughing the lights turned on and everything ... so i was still laughing when the security guy was looking all over the cinema i secretly got up and sat on my seat and they asked me if i saw who was lauging all i said was "It was on the film"... they just stared at me lookin puzzled!
Fake Mario/Wario Disguise
ok,my cousin and I were bored and thought of making a prank call.So,I called one of my friends who got in trouble by going to the boy's bathroom instead of the girl's and since I had a Mario and Wario like taunt I decided to play that role. While my cousin had a serious voice. So, what happened was that I called my friend and they said Hello? Then I said It`s a me Mario! Then she said GET OFF THE PHONE YOU PRANK CALLER! and hung up. Then later I came with a Wario voice and called again and said It's me WARIO!BWAHAHAHA!Then later she said SHUT UP TEN-YEAR OLDS! And hung up again. Then later my cousin came on the phone and dialed the number and said "Heh Heh Heh hey how are you doing" - Then later my friend said "DAMIT CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!" Then my cousin said before you hang up the phone I want you to know...Your under arrest. Then later my friend screamed and said everything bad she done. Then we hang the phone up and
laughed our heads off
HaHa
me and my bffs were at the mall and we were daring and my bff told me to follow behind someone and do what they do so i got behind a gangsta dude and he was walkin with a bunch of other dudes so i kept switchen back and forth it wus lol!
Make up
one day i went to my cousin's house and in the night we put lip gloss on him and make up on his face when he woke up he didn't realize that he had make up so he went out to the street and everybody started laughing at him and right there he realized and he never found out who did it.
He wants you
okay so well i hated this girl. so i thought i'd get to her. prevviously we were good friends so i knew a lot about her. I used that to my advantage. I emailed her pretending to be the guy she likes. I left two phone numbers, my brother's and the rejection hotline. AND SHE ACTUALLY CALLED BOTH! SHE THOUGHT THE GUY ACTUALLY LIKED HER AND WANTED TO TALK TO HER! it was SO funny. kind of a you had to be there sorta thing.
Vomit Comet
My vice principal was being a jerk. So I whipped up some fake vomit (health oatmeal with apple chunks and water) and a kid put it in his mouth for a few minutes, and in the chaos of the end of lunch, walked behind her, she turned around and started walking, and as soon as she began walking past him he turned around..and BLEH! allllll over her leg and her mini skirt! Yeah, I love the way I counter bully people.
Smooth Move
ExLax!,I'm 14. Awhile ago we were on a trip to New York City. Unfortunately, a big jerk had to sleep in our room (it was a field trip) After 2 days of his bitchin' I decided it was time to take action. During a Broadway show I slipped 3 ExLax pills into his drink. Everyone was in on it so they would say to him, "Feelin kinda crappy?" or "Smooth move, ExLax!" It was soooo funny with the explosive diarrhea in the middle of the night! Also, he was being an jerk in music class, so i dumped a whole bottle of baby powder into his trumpet while a few buddies of mine distracted him. When the director started, white powder was spraying EVERYWHERE! Also, someone started a random rumor that it was itching powder so he was freaking out and called his mom and went home!
Underwear and Dirty Socks
I had a few of my friends sleep over. My sister and I shared a room at the time so we just slept there. My friends and I stayed up late. My sister fell asleep. We wanted to prank her so we started putting used underwear and dirty socks on her face. She told us to stop, but we kept throwing it back at her. She got so mad that she started crying and went to sleep with my mom. She was 10 mind you.
Donate a liver today!
Well I was with my best friend one day and we were at her dads house and we were really bored so we started prank calling people. We called her grandma and asked if she could donate her liver to us because ours had gone bad and we were gonna die. so she was like IM NOT GONNA DONATE MY LIVER! she started screaming and got all mad....so later we called her back and shes like Honey ill donate my liver to u! she found out it was us but it was still rly funny!
Cheetoes
I was at my bff's sleepover and we decided to prank some people. We called this lady and said do you want to buy some cheetoes? The lady told us to suck her foot! and hung up. An hour later, the lady called us BACK! She asked US if we wanted to buy some cheetoes!
No shampoo.:)
Ok so it was April Fools day. And the day before my dad went to work. And i was home. So i went into his bathroom. Took all of his bottles and put clear tape over them. The next morning when he hopped into the shower[[3am]] he squeezed and squeezed and then he took the tape off:).
Bad Call
One day I was at my best friend's house for her birthday party and we decided to prank call my boyfriend. So one of the girls was like "hey let's call and say, "Hello i have heard you ordered a see through dress and a bra." So about 3 minutes after that we called my boyfriend and I forgot he had a football game!!! OH NO! Of course, he had caller ID. So one of the girls was like,"Hello this is Victoria Secret and i have heard you ordered a see through dress and a bra." We all started laughing. It was on speaker. And it wasn't my boyfriend it was his DAD!!! So we hung up and they all apoligized to me and said "Im Sorry" They thought we were ganna get in trouble. But we didn't luckily!
Hers then mine
There is this super hot guy at my school named Jake and him and my friend Sara were going out. Well I knew that it made her mad if anyone even talked to Jake without her there cause she thought you were trying to steal him. So one day I found him and we talked in secret and came up with the best prank ever. I thought I had one of the shirts that she really liked. so i told her to come by after school and before 4. So i got Jake to come to my house and when Sara came over as soon as she would walk in our room we would be pretending too make out. Well the timing was perfect but instead of pretending we got really into it and started making out for real. She was so mad but i was freakin happy. Jake wound up breaking up with Sara and going out with me. Now we make out ALL the time in front of her. We also hold hands and hug in front of her. Pranks turn out good sometimes.
TurKey!
O.K. I was at my friend Claire's house and it was like me her and like ten other people. Well anyway me and Claire were the only two up at like 12-1 in the morning. (it was like early for us tho) so we decided to call Sonic and iHop. So when we did we were all like (in a really old lady voice) "Ummm... yes i have a problem getting the turkey in the oven" (at this point one of us went gobble gobble) then we went "is it suposed to have the feathers on it when you put it in" then one of us went "MOM!!! I can't catch it.HELP!!!" then we hung up and called back like 9 hours later
Take ur Clothes Off!
so to make a long story short I called my best guy friend and pretend to b some1 else and i asked him if he wanted to come over to make out. he said yes so i gave him the address to my bffn house! he went there and kissed her! she kicked him out! then she called me and told me everything! she still doesnt know that i sent him to her house!
Make Ova
my brother was sleeping so we took face glitter and whipped cream and put it on his hand and tickled his nose and poof u no the rest.
Disappering Make-up
One day I was sleeping over at a friend's house there was this girl there that me and my friends didn't really like. So we decided to slumber her. My friend got her mom's make-up kit and we put it all over her face! Then when we finished she turned over! We thought we were in trouble because it would be all over the pillow, but it wasn't (we knew because she turned back over). It wasn't on the pillow or her face. It just disappeared!
Shower Head
I once had an awesome idea to turn the shower head so the water would go to the person turning on the water (a.k.a my brother) would get soaked. He turned on the water and splat. Water splashed on him and all over the floor. I never admited it was me, and he is still wondering about who did it. LoL
CALLING ATTACK!!!
One time i was by myself so i called my bff kayla to come over so she came over and this really HOT guy named brandon has an older sister named brandi who went out with kayla's older brother so she knew where he lived so we called and ordered pizza hut and ordered them pizza and brandon was home alone and the Pizza Hut people delivered his pizza and then we called him (he likes me so i have his phone number) and asked what he was doing and he says eating pizza that he didn't order and we told him that we knew who ordered it we told him it was a girl named tahsa (she used to be my best friend) and he called her and we were on and he was like why did you order me pizza and she goes what are you talking about so we hang up and the next day he asks me out just to make her jealous. (she loves him) boo hoo for me but it was funny.LOL :)
Ding-Dong Ditching
One summer night me and my friends were DDD people in the other 2 cul_ de_ sacs and we rang this old guys one he steps out and says "You kids you know that's a good way to wake someone up come on out from behind that car im cool with it (obtw the guy was like 56) and my friend Kristy made this humungous loudly fart and we all started giggling and then one other friend said 1 2 3 and we ran out from behind that car back to KCs house.
Sprinkler Alarm
My family is a member of a camping group, and my uncle pulls pranks on my cousins and me all the time, so one campout, we decided to get him back. When he was sleeping, we diverted water from my camper to a sprinkler, which we then put into his tent. Needless to say, he started planning his revenge about 2 minutes after he woke up.
Sleeping Prank
one night i got a old gorilla mask and a baseball bat.i put the bat in front of my brothers face and i put the mask on the top of the bat with the face facing my brother.then when he woke up he screamed at the top of his lungs!the best part was i never got caught.
Revenge is Sweet
So i'm going to do some payback to my brother Wayne so i got a whole bunch of stuff to prank him. First i put duck tape on his mouth then i put slime (eggs,green food coloring baking powder and viniger) up his nose then i glued his feet to the bed. it took all of our other containers of viniger to get it off.
Dolls That Come To Life!
My friend name Meghan pranked my other friend Rachel on a tv show called Prank Patrol. Meghan pranked Rachel by taking her to a doll store and asking her to help her pick out a doll as a present for her sister. While they were looking at dolls, a weird lady came in chanting some sort of spell. As soon as she left the lights started to flicker and dolls came popping off of shelves and one big doll actually stood up with her arms in front of her walking towards Rachel. She was scared out of her mind! The prank was a great success!
Two Places at Once
My friend invited me to her house the night of her brother's birthday party. That night all the boys were camping out in a tent in the back yard. They had the back porch light on. She grabbed a huge handful of clothes and went outside and I was standing by the light switch and on our cell phones we counted down 3, 2, 1 then she threw the clothes at the tent and I turned on and off the light. She said the boys were yelling "Are they inside or outside?". It was hilarious.
Soccer Practice
ok one day me and my sister went to Oklahoma and before we went my dad told me to tell my uncle he needs to teach me soccer and i told my dad he can't so my dad started to teach me and I sucked (not really i pretended) so i told my dad that u could teach me soccer when we come back and I lied to my dad so i went to Oklahoma he started to teach me and when i came back i beat my dad in soccer telling him that i tought myself.
BOYS
ok so me and my friend Baylie were jumpin on the trapoline and then it got super quite and so we listend and we heard a cat like scream so we bolted inside and locked all the doors and windows and there was no1 else at the house so we just sat on the couch waiting 4 something to happen and than the doorbell rang and no1 ever used the front door they always used the side door, anyways so it was ringing constantly and we jumped behind the couch and then they stared banking on the door and so Baylie ran up 2 the door opened it and bolted back to the couch and it was Colt [her bro] and Ragen [his bro] scaring us!!!!
Ding-Dong Ditch
once me and my two friends were having a party at one of my friends's house. We got a little bored so we decided to ding-dong ditch the neighbors. One of my friends told me and my other friends to hide in the bushes while he ran up and rang the doorknob. We waited and the teenage girl came out and we thought we were safe until she said, " hmmm i wonder who did that," "maybe the ones behind the bushes." Once she said that we got up and ran and we laughed hysterically for the rest of the night.! So funny!!!<3
My complaint
So once I was at my friends party and we decided to prank call people. I had to call my crush's ex girlfriend Hannah who still liked him. When I picked up, it was her mom. I told her that I was calling about strange screaming noises coming outside a window last Friday when her parents were out of town. Her mom freaked. Hannah was grounded for a month. I felt bad about it. Maybe I took the joke a little to far.
Prank
So me and my two friends were hanging out and we decided to prank call someone cause we were so bored. We looked through our school phone book and then found this kids number. We called him and his family was all like Hello, Smith residence this is Evan speaking, and we pretended like we were one of his friends. We had this man voice and were like heyyy Evann comme over mann im sooo bored. And he was like yeahh man i'll come. We hung upp and were laughing so hard. We still don't know what happened after that.
Funny!
one time i was really bored so i decided to scare my sister since she was using the computer i though i would go in the back of the chair and say ahh!!!so when i did it i said ahhh!!!my sister was so scared she didn't see me she just slapped me like if it was a stranger it was funny!
Soup Eye Shadow
once when i was at joen and edds i was eating soup while my sister was putting on eye shadow. My sister was sitting next to me so i didnt notice that me sister was dumping eye shadow in my soup. so i ate eye shadow. My sister told me that she put eye shadow in my soup when we got inside the car.I almost through up.
April Fools Day
It was April Fools and I was thinking of a prank to do on my family. I taped the spray hose on the sink so if someone turned it on they would get sprayed. I told my little brother to turn on the sink and he did. but he started crying because he got his favorite shirt wet. He ran into his room crying ,then my mom forgot the sink was still taped and she got sprayed too!!
Shaving Cream Mishap
I went to a sleepover and me and a friend decided to put shaving cream in the suposedly sleeping persons hand. It was really dark so I ended up putting alot of cream in her hand. when I finished she apparently wasn't asleep and slaped me with it I was covered in it. It was all in my hair and on my shirt.
Not My Underwear
One time when I went to my best friend's house, we pranked her twin brother and got him really scared. He found out later that it was us. It was mainly my best friend, and not me. He thought that it was me. When I went home, my mom was doing my laundry from my bag and screamed. I went to our laundry room to see what she was screaming about. She noticed that I was standing right there, and she said,"Ashley, why do you have men's underwear in your bag?!?!?!?" I was so shocked! The next day, I went to my BFF's house and I had to explain to her that I found her dad or older brother's underwear in my bag. After she went back inside with the underwear, and I went back to my mom's car, her twin brother comes out and says,"Did you enjoy the huge underwear?" He had a very satisfied look on his face. I was sooo mad at him. Ever since then, my BFF and I haven't pranked him at all!!!!! Who knows what could end up in my bag, next time...
My Sister
I was at my house and I picked up my cat and threw my cat on my sleeping sister and the cat scratched her. My dog jumped on the bed to chase the cat. But my dog he scratched her too. She thought she had to go to the E.R.
Target Prank
me and my friend Karlee were bored so we called a number and said "hello this is Target you have stolen a dog from a blind person and you are going to jail". they said I DID NOT!!!!! so we called her later saying it was the police and she needed to go to court lol!!!
Come to a Party
So i was at a sleep over with a bunch of other girls and at like midnight we decided to start prank calling people. This one guy we pranked (lets call him john) told us to come to his house for a party and he gave us the directions. We all thought the directions were fake because obviously we dont know this guy. Then we pranked this other guy (lets call him mike) and told him to meet us up somewhere. Mike was like ok and we gave him the directions to Johns house thinking hes not really going to go. Soo around like 1 or 2 in the morning we are on the phone with both guys (different phones) and low and behold John did give us the right directions and Mike did go to meet us and neither of them knew it was a total prank until they met each other while still on the phone with us. It was hilarious.
Math Pranks
I hate my Math teacher from college, so I made it my personal mission to make her life hell. The first major prank I did was place my mobile phone in the ceiling and get a friend to ring it. Little did I know, lots of people found out about it so for the whole lesson it was non-stop ringing. Then at the end of the lesson I climbed on the table and took the phone out of the ceiling and walked out like normal. The second was during the break between the lessons, I rigged my iPod up to the speakers and then halfway through the lesson, Rick Astley comes out the speakers at maximum volume and the teacher gets really confused. The final one was, I robbed the controls for the interactive whiteboard, and for the whole lesson, I kept freezing the screen, flashing the screen on and off and kept turning it upside down!
Never feel it until you get up!
Well, one time, I was so bored, I decided to prank my sister so were even. I went into the bathroom, and I put soap and glue, and cotton balls on the toilet seat so my sister could sit right in it when she goes. When I was done, I was in my bedroom. I heard footsteps going to the bathroom in the hallway, and I thought it was my sister, but It wasn't really my sister, it was my mom! My mom knew it was me because i do that kind of stuff all the time. I was in big big trouble!
Friends In Utah
One night i was on the phone with one of my guy friends who was currently on vacation in Utah, so i got this crazy idea to prank call him. So i get my Moms cell phone (so he wouldnt know the number) and called him pretending to be this lady with this crazy accent, and i was asking for Evan... well this went on and i kept calling him back, saying things like YES ! I know hes there give him the phone! and it was HALARIOUS. On the third call he got really mad and started screaming at me saying HANG UP AND CALL A NUMBER THAT ISNT THIS ONE! and it was sooooooo funny! After i told him it was me he was so embarassed. (But i thought Gosh! What if that was a real person and that was someone who really had the wrong number and he screamed at them like that... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! LMAO~ Little Buddy
Too Much Salt!
i have a friend, lets call him brad lol. he is addicted to salt! he puts it on EVERYTHING!! ice cream, broccoli, bananas, you name it, its on there lol. so we went to a resturant and we decided to teach him a lesson. we had been harpin on him to stop usin so much but he wouldnt stop. so when he went to the bathroom at the resturant, we unscrewed the cap of the salt. so when his food came, he went to put salt on it and the whole container went on it! so we started laughin under our breath and asked him if he needed more. he never used salt infront of us again! lol
Prank Call
One day, I was over at my friends house and we were prank calling people. It was my turn, so I put in a random number from a town close by. I had the phone on speaker. When the person on the other end picked up, she said "Hello, Mesquite police department." I freak out. I asked her if this was Eureka. She said no. I said oh, I'm sorry musta got the wrong number. My friends were fighting againt laughing. Lucky they waited until I was off the phone before they did because that would of gave us away.
Getting Back at Toll Free
ok i was spending the night at my frinds house and we were playing video games when a toll free called i though "this is a good chance to try out my little kid voice" so i answered it in my little kid voice me: hello?t.f:hello this is john from directv and are your parents home (lolz he bought it!) me: no they're not here right now.t.f: ok i'll call back later,b-me: wait wait wait don't go...wat's your favorite color?t.f: uhhh purpleme: (trying not to laugh) COOL MINES GREEN!!t.f: i got to go right now bye!me:OK BYE I LOVE YOU CALL BACK SOON OK?me and my friend rolfed...but he never did call back... :(
Just Plain Oblivious!
ok well i didnt actually preform the prank, but my good friend did..ok so my church group goes to Charleston, SC almost every spring break for a mission trip, well my friends and i were in our rooms talking and one of my friends,lets call her sal asked my friend (lets call her jane) if she could make her bed for her, now jane is a huge prankster, so sal was kind of asking for it, well jane short sheeted sal's bed right in front of sal, well jane made it look pretty nice, so sal got in and got stuck and was like what in the world, and the rest of us were just cracking up laughing cause she was so oblivious!!
Hide and Seek
we were at my friends bday party and we said lets play hide and seek. so my friend runs and hides in the bathroom and then we got a jump rope and tied it to the door and the door across the hall so the door was stuck and then we waited a cople of minutes and then we started yelling aly aly aksonfree like so she would come out and then she started freaking our cause the door wouldn't open and we came to help her and pretended that we couldn't open the door. it was pretty funny
The Fake Wisconsiner
Me and my friend we prank calling a kid from our class and we were sure we got the right number so we called and then the person picked up and we said "Hi, you looked great today! And Olivia likes you!" The person (kid in my class) hung up and then called again, but we didn't know it was him. He was screaming and cursing and getting angry then we said "Who are you?" And then he was like "WHO IS OLIVIA? I AM FROM WISCONSIN!"
Hospital Girl
One day me and my friend Keeli prank called this woman from the front desk at a hospital,and keeli made a fake appointment. About ten minutes later, that same woman called us back and said she would call the police on us. So, keeli said to the lady that we were only 6 so the lady said,"i wont call the police, but just be careful next time.(we really were 9)
Wake up and taste the coffee
i was reely bored in my house so i put salt in the sugar bowl the next day my grampa came over and wanted coffee he always has milk and sugar it wasnt until he took a sip he was sick but i saw the funny side.
Whoops..
My friend Landon was spending the night at my house and we were really bored and decided to try the "water bucket over the door prank but neither of us really remembered how so we just filled a BIG metal bucket we found in my basement with water and cracked the door a little so it would stay. We called one of my neighbors and asked if they wanted to come over and play Rock Band and when they came in the door the whole bucket fell on their head [like 25pounds at least] they were knocked out cold so we closed the door and waited until they finally woke up and made them promise not to tell. i still don't think they told anyone..
Sleepwalk
At my new year party, one of my frinds acted like she was sleepwalking and she would hit and grab people it was really fun! Then at another party, she did the same thing and she threw a pillow and broke my lamp!
I'm a Senior!
Ok, so, there was this guy in my high school who was a Junior. But, he convinced everyone that he was a Senoir. Literally everyone, the students, teachers, and administration. All just to get Senior privelidges (like leaving class early and getting lunch first) If anyone asked him he would just say that the records and yearbook were a mistake and that he really was a Senior. And he actually kept it up for a whole year, everyone believed him. Then when graduation came he finally told everyone. And the best part is that he didnt get in any trouble because he had actually pulled it off.
Scary Friends at a Party
i was throwing a party and my friends were just sitting on the stairs and some were on the couch watching tv. it was a boring party but until later on... anyways i got really bored and my friend had a cup of water.. i was standing behind the stairs waiting to scare him cause it would've been funny seeing him scared... he was walking down the stairs when i jumped out and scared him.. the water he had spilled all over him and he was choking on the water he had in his mouth.. i was laughing so hard i fell on the ground... hahah good times.
LOL!!!
Me and my cousin were really bored, and her brother Christopher was asleep, so we decided to put make up all over his face. We put on lipstick,eyeshadow,and scribbled all over his face with some lipstick also!! Then we put a little tiny stuffed animal around his arm LOL!! And when he woke up he was sooo mad!!
Stupid Call (LOL)
Me and my friend Nevada got bored outside, so we decided to prank call a boy that went to our school. Nevada got her cell phone, and called him. He didn't pick up so Nevada left a message telling how much "Georgilina" loves him. The next day at school he was asking everybody who Georgilina is. Once me and Nevada told him, we were cracking up laughing. LOL!!
Sucker! Ha Ha
i was in the bathroom and i let a huge fart go and it smelled really bad. Then i closed the door and told my sister if she had lost money because there was some in there. She went in and took a big whiff and ran out while i was laughing.
gay people
i told a boy if jack was stuck on the roof would you help (jack off) and he said yes
Break In...NOT!
Me and my sister were home alone on april fools and desided to prank my grandparents. We called them and I dropped my shoe on the ground and my sister screamed at my grandparents on the phone that someone broke in. We hung up and laughed about it. Then I decided that it was a little mean so we called back but no one answered. 5 minutes later cops, and an ambulence arrived at our house. Turns out they took our joke seriously. Good thing we didnt get in trouble with the police. We just got a lecture and a months grounding.Oops!
Last Day of Work
One of my former co-workers was employed by a supermarket. So, on his last night, a bunch of us that still worked there put shaving cream, plastic wrap, and used car spray paint all over his truck. He saw it and laughed. We ended up getting written up, but it was still funny!
Chickens!
Okaii, well i was graduating from high school and it was the last day so my class and me decided to play a prank. We all got together and bought 3 chickens. We numbered them 1,2 and 4, the next day we let them lose in the school. the principal along with all the teachers were freaking out, they eventually found all 3 chickens, but since they were numberes 1,2 and 4 they thought number 3 was missing. we ended up staying at school until 5:30 that day. And they called some animal control to find the number 3.
Chained Tables
I'm a sophomore and some of my friends sit at two tables outside. One day, some senior guys tried to take the table before anyone got out. My friend was already sitting on it and would move! Then the other guys came out and tried to take the table back. But the senior guys ended up getting it. The next day our friend hayden brought some chains with locks on them. They took their table back chained it to the founntain with the other table! Then they went to the senior guys two tables and flipped them over and chained them to the fence! My friend owen hide the key in the sole of his shoe! it was the funniest thing ever! (apparantly the teachers didn't think so though cuz the seniors got the tables back!)
Crying Sub!
Okay one time we had this really stupid mean sub that we totally hated and he made us put our heads down for like 2 hours no joke and i decided to pass this note aroud the class and it said everyone be loud and start like yelling and being annoying to piss off the teacher at 2:00 and every1 did and every 5 minutes we would do it all over again and we were just being totally obnoxious and he went to go tell another teacher and she wasn't in her room so he went to go tell the vice principle and he wasn't there either so he came back into the class room with a pissed off look on his face and we were acting all angelic and he looked relieved then 15 mins later we did the same thing and started yelling happy new years even tho it was february! and the sub started to cry and he was an 65 year old man wow lol and after school i went up to him talking all fast and i was twitching and i was like s- sorry i was act- acting like that i j-just forgot
to t-take my pills this morning! and ran off and i was like i hope you never come back and the next day the principle was in our room and was talking to us and was starring at me the whole time! lol
Grrr
So, one day i went to school and tied some string to a card and taped it to the top of my enemys locker, he screamed, because he was afraid of anything to do with magic or illusions, which i enjoy showing my classmates.
Jamie Jamie Jamie.....
It Was My 8th Birthday Party i had a few friends (one a girl) for a sleepover there was callum, emily, jamie, chris and tobious anuway. everyone was asleap when me and my friend callum woke up. we dicided it would e a good idea to roll jamie on top of the girl (emily) so we did and the next morning we were woken by a scream "GET THE HELL OFF ME"lol XD
House on fire!
Me and my friends were playing manhunt with a bunch of kids froom m nabhorhood and this really good gy was on the other team. To get him to loose, we told him his house was on fire and he actully believed us!!! LOLZ
Freddy Krueger Prank LMAO!
One Time When Me And My Best Mate Ben Were At My Cousins House. We Decided To Prank Him with a Freddy Mask. Since It was about 2:00 in the afternoon, we decided to go to a costume shop and buy a Freddy outfit. Ben wore the costume (including realistic mask) and I attached a speaker to him and went into the bathroom. My Cousin was watching Freddy vs Jason at the time (What Chance :P) and we turned off the lights and Ben ran in and I talked. My cousin kept shouting "I'LL JOIN YOU JUST DONT HURT ME!" and "PLEASE, I HAVENT BEEN TO CANADA YET!!!" He, Ben And I Were Peeing ourselves luaghing (my cousin was of fright though). Then he got revenge on us the next day with fake blood in my bed cuz im scared of bleeding! Thats it ( For Now...)"Prank Perfect Attandance card,I was at school and my friends and I got a crazy idea so I put on the attendance card (u get thouse if u are there all week and they draw your name to win a prize) so I
put Hugh Jass on it and the principal read it. It was a good joke
Prank Calling
Me and my friend Chelsey were bored so we're like ok lets prank call someone.We dialed a random number and it was Verizon.This dude goes hello Verizon and we were lik singing Happy Birthday to him it got him SO irratated!Then we were like thats fun lets do it again!So we dialed her moms number and we were like Hello and there like who is this and she goes you called me and we were like no u called us and shes like i dont get it and we're like trust us and she goes okay.
Salt Shaker
me, my brother, and my 3 cuzins was eating dinner....and me my brother and 2 of my cuzins already used the salt and pepper.....well my little cuzin was doin some thing so i hurried up and took the salt shakers lid like almost all the way off......and then she took it and when to go shake it on her food and the lid and ALL the salt went in her food lol (the salt shaker was like almost full to the tippy top to)....it was soooo funny...i almost peed my pants lol
Teresa
My bffs and I really "hate" this girl a grade younger than us. Her name is Teresa. Well, we pranked her at this slumber party we had. Well she answered the phone and we pretended to be this girl in our class that gets along with her, Brittney. We were like Hi Teresa this is Brittney. We should hang out sometime soon. Then Teresa said hold on. Whem she came back, we were like hey its Mariah. (Mariah is one of the bffs) And Teresa had this mad tone I know. Then she was like saying this stuff about us and I said Well first of all you are so full of yourself and then her dad came on while I was saying that. Then we hung up and were freaked out! Like the next month her mom came in crying saying that we have a I Hate Teresa Club cause appearently Teresa had a I Hate...some club. So we kinda got in truble at school for it when it happened at home. :[
Blue-tooth
So this is taken off of the show "The Office". My friends Ashley and Melissa went to a hockey game recently. Well Melissa looks like one of the opposing players' wife. So they went into the visiting teams' dressing room and they switched all the blue tooth phones they could. Also switched the phones from English to Russian. Still to this day the opposing team hasn't figured it out.
Bagged Doodoo
Me and my friend jacob were having a sleepover and i didn't like my mom's boyfriend who lived with us and i said lets pull a prank on him. So we took frosting and put it in a brown paper bag and put my mom's boyfriend's name on it and put the bag on the computer chair. We had done it at like 3:30 in the morning so we slept and when we woke up he was like you put dog poop in here we laughed for practically an hour it was soo halarious!
Dublin Calling
In the summer of 2007 I went on a trip to the United Kingdom and Southern Ireland with a group of other high school students. Well me and my best friends got a great idea in Dublin, Ireland. We were at the hotel and decided to play "Ding Dong Ditch" on the guys. So as we were walking through the narrow hallway we knocked on their door and RAN!!! However there were 3 of us and it was a old hotel with small hallways. We got caught!!! Ben (one of the guys) came out of the room furious with us and saying he was going to tell the leader. The leader found out, however John (Ben's friend, also our friend) talked Ben into not giving out any names. So these other guys got into trouble!!! We felt so bad we went out and bought them candy.
Pranks In The Store
Once me and my cousin Andrew were in a store. We are like brother and sister together and have a knack for pulling pranks!!! Well in the store I was like "Hey Andy! I've got an idea!" Now mind you we are both in our late teens. He's like Okay what is it?!" So I tell him and he thinks it's a great idea!!! Now wanna know what the idea was??? We hide in the clothing racks at the store and said "Pick me! Pick me!" And "DON'T LET THEM SUCK YOU IN TOO!!!" All the while slightly shaking the clothes!!! It was so funny the lady had no clue what was going on!!!
Pool Prank
So me and my cousin were EXTREMELY bored... so after a while we decided to go to the pool.When we saw our aunt we went running and got some blue food coloring.When our aunt wasn't looking,we mixed the food coloring with the sunblock and ran back to the hotel room.When she came back,she looked like a blueberry and she cracked up when she saw herself in the mirror.He he.
Stiff Undies
My cousins: Jason, Mike and John used to put all my other cousin John's underwear in the sink and then put them in the freezer. He said he used to microwave them so he would have underwear for school XD
Foreign Launguages
well me and my friend were at my house one day while I was grounded, and we were really bored cuz it was summer and I wasn't even allowed to have her over, but yeah, we called her other friend's little sister, and her mom picked up, and I didn't know what to do, cuz I thought it'd be the sister, so I started talking in Korean, and the mom started freaking out, cuz I was yelling at her and stuff, and she got her husband and he started yelling at me and I pretended to cry over the phone and hung up, it was so funny...yupyup..good times.
The Call
Hahhaha, once it was my friends bdday sleepover and we went to her house..and we were soo bored that we decided to prank call random people..so..we randomnly dialed a 7 digit number and got this man to pick up, we were like "hello, how are u sir?" he said "im good,whoes this" One of my frends said.. "u shouldnt be good..COS UR FIRED!"he was like"wTF!!!"and we hung up..that man called back and my frends father picked up and got told off because of us! but..we still enjoyed!
Paranoid?
Ok one night me and my friend where home alone, we where really bored, so we went outside. we saw some guy from our school named RJ we started following him and making noises like..RRRRR...JJJJ and j man! he started running and we followed him to his house.he ran to his room and we started to throw rocks at it. I seriously think he peed his pants~!
Math Homework
This Happened 5 yers Before We (3 of us) Were Sittin in our Class room And Math period was Goin on So one of Our friends had to go to loo he so, he took permission From the teacher and went. So me and my friend got an devilish idea of rubbing off his home work so, we rubbed it and when he came back he said "holy crap, who has done this" and on other hand we were laughing he saw us and told the teacher. We were punished but it was very funny
Milk
Once, when I was very young, my cousin and my sister were like, "Hey you want some milk?" and I said yes so they handed me the milk and started giggling. I took a sip. They were laughing louder. "It tastes...salty..." I said. They were on the floor laughing. They had poured a bunch of salt in my milk!
Lunch
At lunch one day, we had grilled cheese sandwiches and i had eaten half of it and this one kid next to me asked for the other half. I said no but they begged and i still kept saying no. After a couple minutes and i really didn't want the grilled cheese, i turned around licked it, and told the kid i didn't want it and he could have it. He took it willingly and took a bite. I was sitting there covering my mouth laughing and he looked at me and was like watd u do to it?!?!?!? l8er at lunch he found out and was spittin all over his tray, and gave me back the grilled cheese...
The Letter
I was at a sleepover at my school in 7th grade. All the boys were in the 4th grade classroom and the girls were in the library. Our teacher was sleeping in the teachers lounge. There was a phone in every classroom, and so we called the teachers lounge from the receptionists desk. We made scary noises and pretended to be "the thing." It scared our teacher! Lol it was the best school sleepover ever!
April Fools!
ok....i decided to play a prank on my mom....so i told my dad about it and he said he would be in it to...so my dad called my mom at work and said that i had something to tell her when i got home....so she said well what did he do?...and my dad said that i got caught skiping w/ my freind...so my dad and i called my friend and said what we were doing and asked him if he would play along in it to...he said yes...wo when my mom got home she was sooooooooooooo mad!....i was staying in my bed pretending to cry and she came up the stairs and said "look at me in the eye!!!"...so i did still pretending to cry and she went through this long speech of her never thinking i would do something like this and then she said "give me ur ipod,phone,and computer" and alot of other things....lol....then when she walked downstairs and i followed behind her and then i said in a small voice...."APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!"hahahahaha....she just droped on the floor w/
relief...it was soooo funny.
Ketchup Pants
i was in class i got bored on the third to the last day of school i got some ketchup and put it under the toilet seat and they sat on it was so funny!!
FIRE!!!
Alright, alright, so yea. I was at this camp with my youth group, right? And it was the last night at camp and we were gonna be away from eachother when we got home so we were all sad aaand my youth leader Kai decided to bring candles into our room because it was a 'special occasion.' We had a great time talking and laughing and stuff and eventually we all fell asleep. An hour or so later the camp councellers are jumping all over the campers screaming "OMMG HOLLY DIDNT BLOW OUT THAT CANDLE THE CABINS ON FIRE!!! GET UP GET UP!!! PLEASE CMON I DONT WANT YOU TO DIE!!!" so we get up and are like panicing and when we get outside [its really cold like below zero out because its winter] they dump buckets of iced down water on our heads..it was mean BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD!
Fake Farts
once my friend Osama came to sleep in my house he was tired and cranky so i let him sleep. Then because he is a heavy sleeper i then attached a piece of string followed by a woopie cushion on his backside. after that i put a mike in that area and it was really loud and he got up immeditely he didnt get sleep after that.LOL!!
Detentions
This story is about one of my friends. Shirley was a outgoing and fun person. In the cafeteria, she was talking to these 2 other friends of hers and they threw bottles at each other(believe me, for her it didn't hurt at all! She kept on laughing).The truth was that the other 2 guys threw it first just for fun. Then a teacher came and gave Shirley the detention just because he SAW her throw the bottle...she was like "but..but they throw it first" and the teacher was like "I'm sure they threw it first Shirley, but I have to SEE it to give them detention." Oh man! Then in my head I was like, "haha"...but at the same time I felt bad for her too.
Her detention was half an hour at lunch. She decided not to go hoping that nothing will happen...the next day, the teacher came to her and said "Shirley, you didn't come yesterday so tomorrow, you get to stay after school for an whole hour!" ...haha, good days~ X-D
The Real John
So once me and my friends were prank calling and my friend Kasey called this random number and this lady picked up.My friend kept asking if John was there and the lady kept asking who this was, my friend just kept asking for John and eventually the lady said, "This is his mother, what do you want!" we were laughing soooo hard!
Class Catastrophe!
One day we had english class and after it was science so our class HATES it when science is comin cuz we all hate science! so we decided to play a prank! i had a whoopy cushin in my bag and we all put it on our teachers chair and when she came she decided to correct our exams and sit down so wen she sat down "Prrffftt" the whole class started laughing like crazy!!it was a sweet day!! LOL
HELLO!!!!
Me and my friend were hangin out and got really bored so we decided to punch in a random number. This guy answered and we stayed silent. After a while he started screaming into the phone: HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!! Then he hung up. So we called him again and he got really mad and started swearing and screaming that he was going to call the police on us. We went to school the next day and we told my other friend what we had done and we told her the number. All of a sudden she started laughing. We had accidentally phoned some guy at school and he was complaining about people phoneing him!!!
Bowling Alley
ohkay. My friend wanted me to go to the bowling alley, but i couldn't go. i was texting her and was like i will be there in like 10 minutes, im just getting in my car(i was texting her) so she's like ohkay hurry up. i'm like ohkay ohkay i'll text you when i'm in the parking lot. then a couple minutes later, i texted her and said ohkay i'm by the entrance, where r u? and she's like i'll meet you by the entrance. she's like i'm by the entrance i don't c u! i'm like nooo i dont c u! ur not here. then her friend that was with her started texting me saying your not really here are u? and it turned out they were with a bunch of people and spent 30 minutes looking for me when i was at my house on my couch. :)
Toy food
I remember in kindergarten there was this play kitchen with the toy food, fridge, stove etc. Well me and some random girl (who's now my best friend) decided to be funny, so we took absolutely all the food, plates, baby dolls and what not and shoved it all in the freezer, we got a kick out of it. Well, it was about an hour later when the teacher was reading a story and in the middle of nowhere the freezer door flies open and everything comes pouring out. The teacher looked so angry, it was obvious who was because me and that girl where laughing so hard we peed ourselves.
No orders today
I work as an operations manager in a liquor distributor (not a store...we supply the stores their liquor). Our head liquor salesman is a very aggressive and domineering man who must always have his way and everything he needs twenty minutes ago. Now, when somebody orders a product from us, a salesman must put in a corrosponding item number, commonly referred to as an SKU. Well, for April Fool's day, I got everybody in the office to follow my lead on this gag and, when our head liquor salesman walked in, I looked him dead in the eye and said, "I'm sorry, but there was a system glitch and all of the liquor SKUs have been deleted from the system, so you can't put liquor orders in today." He went around to every single person in the office, asking if it was true, and EVERYBODY (including the guy with no sense of humor) told him the same thing. He was going out of his mind and started to order me to e-mail all the salesmen (whom I had
warned ahead of time), all the execs (also previously warned), etc. Finally, after about 2 hours of him running around screaming and cursing about his inability to sell anything that day, a bunch of us finally got together and told him, "April Fools!" His response to this whimsical yet gloriously planned joke? "Awww...you guys are all jerks" Then he broke down laughing. I have to admit though, he's been much less of an idiot since...
Midnight Madness
So me, my friend (we'll call her S), and my other friend (hosting the sleepover, we'll call her E) were up really late so we decided to do pranks to each other. Of course we used my long hair. we got E to go to sleep and so me and S got whipped cream and put it in E's hand and tickled her nose with my hair. she had cream all over her face. then we did it with olives to S and she had squished olives all over her face. Then they did it to me and they used spicy mustard. my face was burning after that. It was so much fun. can't wait until this year's sleepover!
Would You Like Some Fries With That Shake?
So, one day, my friends and I were at this party that my friend threw. We saw this girl that we absolutely hate and she was dancing with my friend's boyfriend and I could tell that he didn't want to SO... we took out the camera that our friend conveniently had and video taped her dancing with him and put it on all of our myspaces and she was like, "OMG! YOU FREAKS VIDEO TAPED ME?" So, we were like, "Um, yeah, Miss Why-Don't-I-Dance-With-Chelsea's-Bo?" Then she walked away and every time she went to a party ... we never saw her dancing with anyone else's boyfriend. xD
Is Gunter Tinkle There?
Me and my friend decided to do some prank calls on a couple of our friends. So we called Ray. We disguised our voices so he didn't know it was us. We asked if gunter there. He said no. then we said isn't this the tinkle residence? He said no again. we started loling. It was so funny.
Reservations for 2
I was sitting at my computer like literally bored to tears so i called up McDonalds and said i wanted reservations for 2 and she said this is mcdonalds and i was like i know then i said i would like reservations for 2 at 2:00 and then she said ok so know i have reservations at mcdonalds at 2:00
Oops
This is my story about my bro and me, we were tricking each other all day. We went downtown (its not a very good neighborhood),and he ran up and hid behind the corner.(he had his hood up, so you couldn't see his face he jumped out at me. (at the time i had a coffe mug in my hand) when he jumped out i was freaked out, i thought he was going to rob me, cause i didnt know it was my little bro and i smashed the coffee mug over his head. and kicked him and he fell down. oops.
Sleeping Pills
My dad has these pills that are called valarion root, they smell so bad, taht if u open the bottle and hold it in the air u can smell it from over 10 feet away! Now my dad finishes a bottle of this potent stuff, and I managed to sneak the empty botle into my room, I did. My brother has a blanket he calls a "yi yi" he is obsessed with it. So I decide to give him a good smell of his life. I take his blanket and say if u want it back u need to pretend to sleep, he does. I sneek the bottle to the "yi yi" and then i say ok u can wake up. Then I show him the bottle and say look, it stinks smell ur yi yi (whenever something stinks he plugs his face into it) and he does and he turns his eyes at me and goes, PHWAASASSSDD!!!!!! it was hilarious he didn't smell that yi yi agian for a long time
Myspace
Me and my friend didn't like this one guy who went to our school since he was really nasty....he pretty much hits on every girl he sees so me and my friend made a fake Myspace which was a girl's Myspace and made "her" flirt with him lol...he still believes it to this day ahaha it was sooo funny!!! and he's like hey beautiful! what an idiot!!
Swimming with the Fishes
My friend Tam bought a pack of six beers to take to a party. When she left the room to go to the toilet, we decided to play a trick on her and hide her beers. We put them in a bag and then put it in the pond in the garden. When she came back into the room and realized her beers were gone and she started to interrogate everyone in the room. She eventually worked out that they were somewhere in the garden and when she found them in the pond she was really angry and it was really funny. She never did find out which of us hid them in the pond.
Roller Coaster
Me and my friend were on this roller coaster, and hardly anyone was in line so we went on a couple times, and I had the idea to spit up on the first drop thinkin it would hit somebody. So sure enough, we spat and when the ride was over all we heard was WHO THE HELL SPAT ON ME!? and his friend was like 'Dude i gotta give props to who did that' and his other friend said "Man, no ones gonna own up to that". I laughed so damn hard after.
Screwed
okay so I'm 14 and I like to have fun sometimes even though I'm really serious so when I go crazy people love it. I do it everyday and it goes on so I got home from a friend of mine's midterm party and it was about 4 in the morning I thought I was starting ot get hyper so I went into the bathroom I noticed there wasn't very much toilette paper left so I decided to use it....now I don't get along with my step dad very well so this was my perfect oppertunity I went out into the kitchen and grabbed a permenent maker and wrote on the empty toilette paper roil HA-HA YOU'RE SCREWED NOW!!! I decided to take the rest of the toilette paper upstairs with me never the less about 45 mins later my step dad was screaming for help and with no tiolette paper in the house or so he thought my mom had to go to a convienience store to get him the toilette paper I told him what I had done the next day it was GREAT!
Youth Leader
One night afer a youth service me and my friends decided to pull a prank on our youth leader's wife. it was night time so what we did was we got a rubber snake and we put some sort of goo on it to make it slimy. We put it under the door handle of the car and we hid behind the bushes beside her car and right as we got done she came out to leave!!!! So she went to open her door and she started screaming so loud!!! And she jumped up onto her car and we came out from behind the bushes and told her we did it and she said ohhhh that was crud and jumped down and started chasing us around the parking lot........it was so hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
Wake Up Troy
A friend (Troy) stayed over one night and had a few drinks. He had to work early the next morning so left the rest of us drinking and headed for bed. Half an hour later we snuck into the room and changed all the clocks to 3:55am (he had to get up at 4:00am).We turned all the house lights off and hid outside near his car. Five minutes later a very sleepy Troy got up and ready for work. When he got in his car we all jumped out and asked him where he was going at 11 oclock at night. Poor Troy has not stayed over at our place since that night.
OMG Game
my friends and i are at a sleepover and 4 guys we knew came over. We played a game. If you won a game you had to take something off. but we had bathing suits under our clothing. this one girl forgot her bathing suit and so she had no clothes on, it was a funny prank because we hid our bathing suit in the bathroom.
Body Overdue
ok, so my friend fell asleep and so my other friends and i put a bunch of ricotta on her legs and we took her top off and stuffed her bra with pudding and my dad came downstairs , we were all hiding, he screamed and she woke up, it was a night of screaming.
Yikes!!!
Me my sister and her friend were making prank calls and one of the last people we called they said that if we called them again they would call the police. So we thought that they were just trying to scare us so we tried again and they said they were going to call the police so our babysitter had to call them back and beg them not to call the police and they didn't. the end.
Garden Hose
ok u call some one an argue about them stealing ur dang garden hose one time i argued for 20 minutes tell them if they ask who it is tell them ur their next door neighboor
Force Feild of Doom
I was looking up pranks and i seen one called invisible force feild what you do is you put plastic wrap in front of the door they open the door walk out and bounce back in well i put a twist to it i put glue on the clear wrapping stuff and set feathers behind the behind him and he bounced back and got feathered it was hilariuos
Double Glazing?
Me and my dad prank called my uncle and asked him (in an annoying Indian accent) do you want to upgrade your windows to double glazing? He said yes and he told us his address and we told him the price ($499.90). We came later when he wasn't in and left a crap piece of plastic on his doorstep and a postit note on his letterbox saying "don't worry we broke in and took the money!" HE BELEIVED IT!!!
Flip on over
my friend is scared of heights and being up side down. so i got her to go on a zipline at my granpas cabin in montana and i kneew how to make the harness go upside down by pulling a cord (she didn't know though). so about half way through her turn i pulled the cord and she flipped over and was screaming bloody murder. when she got off her voice was all scratchy and she could hardly talk i laughed so hard i fell over.(she couldn't talk for two days after that and she was only screamming for about 4 and 1/2 minutes total) LOL!!!
My Wedgie
Once my brother and i got in a huge fight so that night while I was sleeping he snuck into my room and gave me a huge wedgie.
Whipped Cream
Me and my friends had a sleepover. The youngest one was 14, so we targeted on her. When she was asleep, we put her hand next to her and put whipped cream on it. We tickled all over her face and in the morning, she said What the heck!
Sweet Revenge
I was on a church retreat, and me and my 6 friends decided to play pranks on the other 6 kids there. So in the dead of night we got out of our rooms and put plastic wrap over all the dorm doors, and tape over the bathroom doors. We were in the middle of putting plastic wrap up when one of the kids from inside the room got up to use the bathroom across the hall, and he walked into the wrapping, so he knew but he promised not to rat us out, but in return he could do whatever he wanted all weekend and we couldn't do anything. So in the morning, everyone walked into plastic, and it was hysterical, but the other kid ended up being a real jerk all weekend, so an hour before we left, we put shaving cream all over his doorknob ,and then we snuck up behind him with the leftover can of shaving cream. I went over acting all innocent (like everyone THINKS i am) and tapped him on the shoulder. when he turned around, I sprayed his entire head with
shaving cream(which was pretty good aim on my part considering how short I am compared to him) Me and my friends ran away, up into the dorms, and closed the door to the room. When he came chasing after us he touched the door knob and got grossed out, and he couldn't open the door, because it was too slippery. It was the most awesome prank, and he has feared a shaving cram attack ever since (gosh, how people think i'm a sweet, kind girl i do not know)
Truck!
me and my friends were at a sleep over, playing an intense round of truth or dare, involving the gargling of water with ketchup and peanut butter someone had put their feet in (or at least, that's what i had to do, and trust me, i do not recommend it) when we noticed one of our friends had fallen asleep. So we tapped her to the floor, and got 2 flashlights. we made sure all the lights were out, and we all gathered around, and held the 2 flash lights next to each other about 5 ft apart. then we all yelled "TRUCK!" she woke up screaming, thinking she would get run over, it was hysterical!
Disgusting mouthwash
My friend was staying over at my house. We decided to pull a prank, but didn't know where to turn. We decided to pour out my parents' mouthwash and replace it with dyed water with some shaving cream in it. My parents loved the mouthwash and bought more the next day.
Phone Calls
Thanksgiving morning my mom wanted to sleep in soo bad. I stayed the night at my brother's house and he decided to call mom at 8:00 a.m. and when he was done I asked what she said and he told me she said to call back in 20 minutes, so I did and once she found out my brother told me to call she yelled at him. My other brother came over a couple minutes later and we had told him that mom wanted to talk to him (he doesn't have a phone at the house so the only was she gets ahold of him is Mike (the brother I stay at) so he called and told mom that Mike told him she was trying to get ahold of him...boy did she get mad....later when my sister-in-law got outa the shower we told her my mom called and wanted to talk to her while she was in the shower. She called and my mom was gonna lose it once she heard Mike told her that. Well as soon as that was over I decided to call my mom's friend and say that my mom has been trying all morning to get
ahold of her so she called her and I guess she gave up sleep after that....I thought it was a good prank since my mom is always seeking sleep!!!!
Someones Outside
One night me and my brother watched a horror movie and i was telling him scary stories then i told him a story about sombody knocking on the window at 11 oclock at night he got scared so i text my friend and told her that at 11 to start banging on my window as she only lived next door. Then 11 oclock came and we were still watching the movie then all of a sudden she banged on the window and my brother shot up in the air shaking and he wet his pants!!
Spayer Joke
one time i decided to get my mom back for 11 years of torture (woopens, groundation, embarasment so on) so i got a rubberband and triple wrapped it around a kitchen sink sprayer and when my mom came to cook she got alot of water on her silk sirt. hahaha
Lights Out
I stayed the night at a friends house one night and we decided to pull a prank on one of our other friends that was also staying the night. I decided that i needed to "go to the store" to get some aspirin. Instead I went to the side of the house, climbed in the basement window and shut off the circuit breaker. After that was done I climbed back out of the window, started knocking on the door and running. Finally I went back in to the house and after about 5 times of pulling the prank, we finally told the person and they are now helping us pull this prank on other friends that come to stay the night.
Messy Coke
I once took a two liter Coke and took the cap off then gently wedged a Mentos inside of the cap (it took a few trys, some glue or tape might have helped). Anyway i put it outside of my friends driver side door on his car so that he would have to move it. I was hoping he wouldnt kick it. Anyway after work I was walking to my truck and he to his car and he just happened to pick it up as i had planned, the mentos dropped and Coke shot like 15 feet in the air, it was freaking funny. Everyone should try it.
Icy Hot
Well me and my sister are close frends so i had to do something. I had my friend come over because we were going to a hockey game the next day. They all went to sleep so we got icy put it on the toilet seat and door handle and on the shower nobs! She went to work that same day and her hands were burning all day. I got a nasty phone from her call saying she can't sit down!
Prank on the Guys
ok,one time my sister and I were at camp and all the girls played a prank on the guys. We put glitter on the fans while they were sleeping. When they woke up, they turned on the fans and it got glitter EVERYWHERE!!!!! it was so funny. they couldn't get the glitter off for weeks! They were mad, but had to admit it was hilarious!
Edible Deoderant
Me and my best friend were at her house one day and we decided to prank one of her little sisters so we bought 4 deodorant sticks and a thing of cream cheese. When we got to her house we took two of the deodorant sticks and took out the deodorant part and filled it with cream cheese. So her sister walked into her room while we were doing our homework and saw us eating the (cream cheese) deodorant. She ran up stairs crying to her mom that we went crazy and were eating the deodorant. But as she was upstairs we switched it with the real deodorant and put the others under the bed. When she came back down with her mom she yelled look when we were holding the real deodorant sticks so she took one and said that we were eating them so she took a big bite and screamed at the top of her lugs. We eventually had to tell her that we weren't deodorant eaters so that she wouldn't have another attack.
CD mix-up
My dad is OBSESSED with Bruce Springsteen and all that old music. So, for April Fools' Day my sister and I decided to remove all the CD's from his car and replace them with Disney Channel (Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers) and rap. He usually puts the music in the disk player about 5 minutes into his drive to work when he realized they were all Disney Channel songs and rap!
Major Evil
I hate my school and every one there so I put blue food coloring in the bathroom soap. My teacher came back from the bathroom with blue hands!
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