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There's something about the story that just calls to me. It's dark and gloomy and absurd, but at the same time I was kind of moved by it. (Quote by - Elizabeth Searle)

Where would Christianity be if Jesus got eight to fifteen years, with time off for good behavior? (Quote by - James H. Donovan )

He's got to just stay to himself and swallow it ... because everybody wanna try the football player. (Quote by - Former NFL running back and Leavenworth inmate Bam Morris)

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)

Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd. (Quote by - Lisa Parker)

My turn of mind is so given to taking things in the absurd point of view, that it breaks out in spite of me every now and then. (Quote by - Lord Byron )

The absurdities of life keep me chuckling alon . (Quote by - Carlos Felfoldi)

It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life. (Quote by - Jackie Mason)

Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied. (Quote by - Douglas Adams)

They're ridiculous. They're absurd. They're really mean-spirited without any findings. (Quote by - James Cobb)

The philosophies of one age have become the absurdities of the next, and the foolishness of yesterday has become the wisdom of tomorrow. (Quote by - William Osler)

I truly believe that the reason I made the awful mistake and a few thereafter was because I didn't love myself enough to tell the truth. (Quote by - Disgraced sprinter Marion Jones)

People who cannot recognize a palpable absurdity are very much in the way of civilization. (Quote by - Repplier, Agnes)

You always write it's bombing, bombing, bombing. It's not bombing, it's air support. (Quote by - Air Force Colonel David Opfer)

I'm not against the blacks, and a lot of the good blacks will attest to that. (Quote by - Evan Mecham)

Scores are absurdly important, One hundred points could easily make or break a kid. (Quote by - Ned Johnson)

We live in a time which has created the art of the absurd. It is our art. It contains happenings, Pop art, camp, a theater of the absurd. . . . Do we have the art because the absurd is the patina of waste? . . . Or are we face to face with a desperate or most rational effort from the deepest resources of the unconscious of us all to rescue civilization from the pit and plague of its bedding? (Quote by - Norman Mailer)

I am confident of my ability to demonstrate that one can sometimes believe in something and yet not believe in it. Nothing is less fathomable than the systems that motivate our actions. (Quote by - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg)

The mind, placed before any kind of difficulty, can find an ideal outlet in the absurd. Accommodation to the absurd readmits adults to the mysterious realm inhabited by children. (Quote by - Andr Breton)

I never even knew that was in the rule book. (Quote by - Donovan McNabb)

The statements of certain western officials show that contrary to their absurd claims, westerners are disqualified, and impetuous, lacking any cultural background. (Quote by - Hamid-Reza Asefi)

Tom Delay did bugs exterminate before he did kid soldiers terminate. Kissinger's Bremer has not been forthright about how many died in the last fortnight. (Quote by - O Anna Niemus)

The privilege of absurdity, to which no living creature is subject but men only. (Quote by -Thomas Hobbes)

It's patently absurd. You just can't go there. (Quote by - Rod Nelson)

It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first half of one's lifetime and expect to harvest a valuable crop in the second half. (Quote by - Johnston)

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