I do what I do, and write what I write, without calculating what is worth what and so on. Fortunately, I am not a banker or an accountant. I feel that there is a time when a political statement needs to be made and I make it. (Quote by - Arundhati Roy)

I don't think they did their arithmetic correctly. I think they needed an accountant to go over the numbers. (Quote by - Mary Staples Webber)

Who's going to manage (health savings accounts)?. It's not going to be your local accountant, it's going to be Fidelity. (Quote by - Jim Lowell)

I've always been good with numbers and good at getting numbers to where people could understand them. I never thought I would make a good (certified public accountant) though. (Quote by - Warren Fields)

I wake up every morning and thank God m not a chartered accountant any longer, but involved with property. (Quote by - Godfrey Bradman)

When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and said, 'Yes, death would help'. (Quote by - ^Robert Morley)