My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can. (Quote by - Frank Zappa)

If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice. (Quote by - Ichiro Suzuki)

There is a misleading, unwritten rule that states if a quote giving advice comes from someone famous, very old, or Greek, then it must be good advice. (Quote by - Bo Bennett)

One can give advice comfortably from a safe port. (Quote by - Friedrich von Schiller)

Advice from your friends in like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. (Quote by - Proverb)

The art of advice is to make the recipient believe he thought the thought of it himself. (Quote by - Frank Tyger)

I don't give advice. I can't tell anybody what to do. Instead I say, this is what we know about this problem at this time. And here are the consequences of these actions. (Quote by - Joyce Brothers)

Know when to speak - for many times it brings danger, to give the best advice to kings. (Quote by - Robert Herrick)

No enemy is worse than bad advice. (Quote by - Sophocles)

Listen to advice, but follow your heart. (Quote by - Conway Twitty)

I agree with every word you write, and I can prove this in no better way than by taking your advice from beginning to end. (Quote by - Ellen Anderson Gholson Glasgow)

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear. (Quote by - Winnie the Pooh)

When you are dating someone new, you will not see their true colors until you've let them have their way. (Quote by - Timothy Correa)

Who says Jack is not generous? He is always fond of giving, and cares not for receiving. What? Why; Advice. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)

It is easy when we are in prosperity to give advice to the afflicted. (Quote by - Aeschylus)

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. (Quote by - Dave Barry)

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. (Quote by - Socrates)

Giving advice to a stupid man is like giving salt to a squirrel. (Quote by - Kashmiri Proverb)

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. (Quote by - Lao Tzu)

Let no man value at a little price A virtuous woman's counsel; her wing'd spirit Is feather'd oftentimes with heavenly words. (Quote by - George Chapman)

I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything. (Quote by - George Clooney)

Good advice is beyond all price. (Quote by - Proverb)

A lot of girls ask for advice on how to get into acting, and I'm kind of the worst person to ask, because it just kind of fell in my lap.. I was just in the right place at the right time. (Quote by - Alexis Bledel)

Nobody had ever told me how to do these things, .. I didn't want anyone giving me advice until I had it all figured out on my own. (Quote by - Diana Gabaldon)

Life is not about perfection, it's more about progess. (Quote by - Neil Sutton)