Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. (Quote by - Joey Adams)

Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve. (Quote by - Roger Lewin)

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. (Quote by - Lawrence Housman)

There comes a time when a woman needs to stop thinking about her looks and focus her energies on raising her children. This time comes at the moment of conception. A child needs a role model, not a supermodel. (Quote by - Astrid Alauda)

Likely as not, the child you can do the least with will do the most to make you proud. (Quote by - Mignon McLaughlin)

Parents are not interested in justice; they are interested in quiet. (Quote by - Bill Cosby)

My mom used to say it doesn't matter how many kids you have... because one kid'll take up 100% of your time so more kids can't possibly take up more than 100% of your time. (Quote by - Karen Brown)

There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you. (Quote by - Peter De Vries)

The joys of parents are secret, and so are their griefs and fears. (Quote by - Francis Bacon)

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders. (Quote by - Abigail Van Buren)

The beauty of "spacing" children many years apart lies in the fact that parents have time to learn the mistakes that were made with the older ones - which permits them to make exactly the opposite mistakes with the younger ones. (Quote by - Sydney J. Harris)

From the moment of birth, when the Stone-Age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence called love, as its father and mother and their parents and their parents before them, have been. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potential. (Quote by - R.D. Laing)