The minister's brain is often die "poor-box" of the church. (Quote by - Henry B. Whipple)

There goes the parson, oh illustrious spark! And there, scarce less illustrious, goes the clerk. (Quote by - William Cowper)

Oh, for a forty-parson power to chant Thy praise, Hypocrisy! Oh, for a hymn Loud as the virtues thou dost loudly vaunt, Not practise! (Quote by - Lord Byron)

A kick that scarce would move a horse, May kill a sound divine. (Quote by - William Cowper)

Hear how he clears the points o' Faith Wi' rattling an' thumpin'! Now meekly calm, now wild in wrath, He's stampin', and he's jumpin'! (Quote by - Robert Burns)

Take time enough: all other graces Will soon fill up their proper places. (Quote by - John Byrom)

They shall knaw a file, and flee unto the mountains of Hepsidam whar the lion roareth and the Wang Doodle mourneth for its first born--ah! (Quote by - Oliver Goldsmith)