She is but half a wife that is not, nor is capable of being, a friend. (Quote by - William Penn)

I met my wife, Doreen, who was a dancer in the show. (Quote by - Ernie Wise)

He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows. (Quote by - Jeremy Taylor)

A pretty wife is something for the fastidious vanity of a rougue to retire upon. (Quote by - Thomas Moore)

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)

My plan after office is to get up and spend that entire first day helping my wife move into her new senatorial office. (Quote by - William J. Clinton)

They asked my wife: how many kilometres from this street do you live? And she replied '3,000'. It was funny. Some of the questions these guys were asking, for us they were funny. (Quote by - Nikolay Davydenko)

I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me. (Quote by - Sean Connery)

One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she's pulling the plug. She said you guys are done. I said, how bad can it be? 10 grand? She said you're not even close. It came out to almost $50,000 in alcohol for two months. (Quote by - Zakk Wylde)

We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw. (Quote by - Brian Clough)

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. (Quote by - Joey Adams)

The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife. (Quote by - Cyril Connolly)

The fact that my 15 minutes of fame has extended a little longer than 15 minutes is somewhat surprising to me and completely baffling to my wife. (Quote by - Barack Obama)

In many walks of life, a conscience is a more expensive encumbrance than a wife or a carriage. (Quote by - Thomas de Quincey)

The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace. (Quote by - Michael Jordan)

After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful. (Quote by - Navjot Singh Sidhu)

A ma s wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart. (Quote by - George Jean Nathan)

The philosophy of the common man is an old wife that gives him no pleasure, yet he cannot live without her, and resents any aspersions that strangers may cast on her character. (Quote by - George Santayana)

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, for there are plenty of others. (Quote by - Otto Rank)

Caesar's wife must be above suspicion. (Quote by - Julius Caesar)

You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right. (Quote by - Mike Epps)

A husband who submits to his wife's yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman's influence ought to be entirely concealed. (Quote by - Honore De Balzac)

In racing to insult a man's horse is worse than insulting a wife. (Quote by - John Oaksey)

Drinking water neither makes a man sick, nor in debt, nor his wife a widow. (Quote by - John Neal)

I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife. (Quote by - Joan Collins)