Aristotle said, melancholy men of all others are most witty. (Quote by - Robert Burton)

When I first met Sean [Connery] he was as charming and wonderful as I first anticipated. I left Rome thinking: even if I don't do this, at least I have had a day with Sean. (Quote by - Catherine Zeta Jones)

It is by such encounters that wits come to know each other. (Quote by - Andreas Gryphius)

American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room without having little pictures on the doors. (Quote by - Dave Barry)

If you want to be witty, work on your character and say what you think on every occasion. (Quote by - Stendhal)

Men never think their fortunes too great, nor their wit too little. (Quote by - Thomas Fuller)

Wit penetrates; humor envelops. Wit is a function of verbal intelligence; humor is imagination operating on good nature. (Quote by - Peggy Noonan)

Avoid witticisms at the expense of Others. (Quote by - Horace Mann)

If the camel once gets his nose in a tent, his body will soon follow. (Quote by - Saudi Arabian proverb)

Great wits and valours, like great states, Do sometimes sink with their own weights. (Quote by - Samuel Butler 1)

When I appear in public people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth, paw the ground and swish my tail - none of which is easy. (Quote by - Princess Anne)

Less judgment than wit, is more sail than ballast. (Quote by - William Penn)

As a wit, if not first, in the very first line. (Quote by - Oliver Goldsmith)

On her baby: He's 16 months old and he eats soap and paper. What's going on with kids? (Quote by - Celine Dion)