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If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?

The more of them you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

The music stopped. The woman dies. Why

What runs but doesn't have any legs?

A boy Was Born In 1955 he just had his 18th birth day today how did that happen

A train conducter only lets on people who bring the right item. Mr Tompson the first man brings pepper but not salt. The second man brings an apple but not an orange. What will you bring?

You are standing by a river with a 5-gallon jug and a 3-gallon jug but you need exactly 4 gallons of water. Using only the 2 jugs you have how can you measure out 4 gallons?

I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it.

As a whole I am both safe and secure. Behead me and I become a place of meeting. Behead me again and I am the partner of ready. Restore me and I become the domain of beasts. What am I?

I begin with T, Have T in the middle, And end in T. What am I?

What walks on four legs then walks on two legs then walks on one leg?

I have no eyes no legs or ears and I help move the earth. What am I?

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