Love doesn't make the world go round,
Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - franklin p. Jones
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A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - ingrid bergman
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There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars. - john kenneth galbraith
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or i had smallpox. - woody allen
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Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name. - joan rivers
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

V smile at whom v like,
V cry for whom v care,
V laugh with whom we enjoy,
And v become angry with whom we feel is our own...
That's friendship...
That's love...
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

If 100 moments of happiness u have 1 of them is the result of my prayers if four eyes r watching u with love 2 of them r my eyes if no 1 cares u then it means that i,m not in this world
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m. - charles pierce
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby. - natalie wood
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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. - george bernard shaw
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Come live in my heart, and pay no rent. - samuel lover
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Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fall in love. - cole porter
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To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess. - h.l. mencken
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