Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Shadi k dosre din beti apni maa se:
Aj meri unse laraei hogai,
Maa:
Beta shadi me jhagry tu hotay rehty hen.
Beti:
Wo tu thek hy par ab laash ka kya karen??...
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa ek glass paani ka de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Doctor: aap ka weight kitna ha?
Johnny: chasme(opticals) ke saath 75kg.
Doctor. Aur chasme ke bagir?
Johnny: vo mujhe dikhta hi nahi.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Vajpeyi: retire ho gya hu,ji chahta hai ab to shadi kr lu?
Adwani:karlo?
Vajpeyi: kisi vidhwa se kr lu
Adwani:kunwari se hi kar lo
Widhwa to apne aap ho jaegi
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa-yaar meri door ki nazar kharab hai,
Chashma lena padega
Banta-wo kya chamak raha hai?
Santa-suraj
Banta-sale aur kitne dur dekhega
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Do aadmi
First: tere pita kya karte hai.?
Second: logon ko ashirvad dete hai.
First: kya bhagwan hai.,.,??
Second: nahi, bhikhari hai
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Abe dheere bol,
Yaha tk awaz aa rhi h
A beggar askd santa:
"i havn't tastd food all week.."
Santa: "dn't worry, it stil tastes d same.."
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa: raaz par jo musibat aayi hai
Uske bare me tumne suna kya?
Bnta-
Nahi to ki hoya?
Santa: are meri biwi uske sath bhag gai hai
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Driver: car sheshay ki bottle par char
Gai ur punture ho gae
Major rohail: tume sheshay ki bottle
Nazar nahi aai?
Driver: sab bottle ek admi ki jaib main thi
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Ek ladka ladki dekne gaya
Dono 10 minute tak bat karte rahe
Ladki - bhaiya aap kitne bhai-bahen ho?
Ladka:- abtak 3 the par ab 4 ho gaye
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa ji aapko kabhi kisise pyar hua hai
Santa-han,par woh manti hi nahin
Kya bolti hai?
Bolti hai i love u 2
Par yeh dusra kaun hai?
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Bacha apne papa ke shadi ke video dekhtehue: papa mujhe bhi apne shadi me item girl nachwana hai.
Papa : abe ye tere bua hai item girl nahi.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Circuit : bhai jail ko hindi mey hawalat kyun kehte hai ?
Bhai: boley to jail mein khane ko hawa aur laat hi milte hai.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa: tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?
Banta: hota toh sher hi hoon par durga sawar ho jaati hai…
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message