Passenger:tumne mere jeb me haath kyu dala?
Santa: muje machis chahi thi
Passenger: tum muz se maag shakte the
Santa: mei ajnabi se baat nahi karta
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Girl: na chhod ladki ko paap hoga,
Kal tu bhi kisi bacchi ka baap hoga.
Boy: khuda kare teri baat sachchi ho,
Jo mujhe baap kahe woh teri bachchi ho.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Autowala to bunty : sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.
Bunty : tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena parega!!!
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Ye jo ladkiyo ke baal hote hai,
Ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,
Khoon choos leti hai ladko ka saara,
Tabhi to inke hoth laal hote hai.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Wife to husband:uttho raat ke 2 baje he,
Husband to wife:itni raat ko q uthaya
Wife to husband:aapne neend ki goli nahi li .
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Allama iqbal farmatay hain…
Ooper se sab dekh raha hon faraz ka haal iqbal,
Acha hi hua k mene koi asan shair nahi banaya
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Teacher pathan se: batao allama iqbal kaha peda huwe or unhone kaha taleem hasil ki?
Pathan : wo hospital men peda huwe or school men taleem hasil ki, ;-)
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Young and sexy girl goes to doctor with mom.
Girl - checkup krana hai.
Doctor - sare kapde utar ke wawhan let jao.
Girl - mera nahi, mummy ka krawna hai.
Doctor - mataji jeebh dikhao. :-)
~ Jokes SM
Santa:ek achi news hai or ek bad news
Banta:achi news
Santa:meri patni ka accident ho gaya
Banta:or bad news
Santa: wo ek sapna tha
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Tourist - is fort me koi bhoot he kya?
Guide - me yaha itne saalo se kaam kar raha hoon,
Aaj tak nahi dekha,
Tourist - kitne saal hue?
Guide - 300 saal......
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Boy-mai shadi nahi karunga
Dad-kyu?
Boy-q ki gaon wale meri mangetar ko taxi kehte hai
Dad-are beta karle..
Chota sa to gaon h
Kitni chali hogi
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Beta papa se: papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.
Papa thandi saans lete hue: beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Wife:jab me gana gati
Hu to ap balcony me
Kyu chale jateho
Husbnd:taki muhalle
Wale ye na smjhe ki mai
Tumhara gala daba rha hu
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lgta hy k salman khan
Katrina kaif se shadi krega?
Ans:10%
Bcoz
Rest of the 90% wnts to marry katrina kaif themself
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Husband wife se bola
Hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfe
E jane-e-tamanna
Khuda kasam agli baar khane me baal aya to
Sajni
Se
Ghajani
Bana
Dunga.....
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message