Santa: doctor, aapko taanke lagane aate hai.
Doc: haa aate hai,kaha lagane hai?
Santa: ye lo meri chappal pe laga do.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Doc.-operation dobara karna padega
Q..k rubber k gloves
Tere andar hi reh gye he
Patient-muje jane do
Mai tumhare gloves ki payment kr dunga
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa and banta went for a drive.
Santa: hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says “yes-no, yes-no, yes-no, yes-no!!!”
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Dr:jab apko pta tha chipkali apke kaan me ghus rahi hai to aap chup q the?
Santa:pahle cockroach gaya tha to muje laga ki chipkali use pakdne ja rhi thi
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Gabbr --- o murgi tujhe 2 ande dene ko kaha tha tune 1 q diya ..tujhe mujhse dar nhi lagta ????
Murgi -- dar ki vajh se hi to 1 anda diya hai sakar .......warna mai to murga hu ...
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Unse pyar karke kismat jaag gayi; wah-waah-
Unse pyar karke kismat jaag gayi; wah waah-!
Itne love letter post kiye ki woh postman ke saath bhag gayi...
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Husband:hypnotize karna kisay kehtay hain???
Wife:kisi ko apnay control main kar k us say apni marzi k kaam karwanay ko kehtay hain,
Husband:chal jhooti usay tou shaadi kehtay hain
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa- agar nariyal k ped pe chhad jaun to engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jaayengi??
Banta- zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jaayengi.. ;-)
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Patni- jante ho maine 20 somwar ke upwas kiye tab jakar tumhein paya hai. Pati- ye sab nahi karti to kya hota. Patni- tumse bhi koi gaya guzara milta
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Bhikhari ne fon kia - hello taj hotel,
Ha ji
1 pizza
1 biryani
1 rasmalai bhej do
Taj - kiske nam se bheju sir,
Bhikari - allah k nam pe bhej do...
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Boyz sng:
Kaise bataye kyon girls ko chahe..
Yaara bata na paye..
Padhai jo college ki,
Dekho jo baki,
Complete to kar na paye..
Tu jaane na.....
!^.^!
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Banta selling parashut : plane se kudo, button dabao, aur aap zamin pe safely land!
Custmer : agar parashut na khula to?
Banta : o g paise wapas.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Husband: kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi.
Wah! Kia larki thee!
Wife: akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: tum ko kese pata?
Wife: uska husband mere khawab main aya tha!
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Raaz-mere paas 2-2 mobile he
Camera he
Memory card he
Vodafone ka sim he
Tere pas kya hai?
Mai bola
Mere mobile me balance he
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message