Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended. - zsa zsa gabor
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Be presidents of each other's fan clubs.
Tony heath
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Love-matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar. - countess of blessington
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Divorce: the past tense of marriage.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other?
George eliot
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Love is no assignment for cowards.
Ovid
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

The most happy marriage i can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Man at medical store: I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: oh! Sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "bless you." - robert brault
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

When the family collapses, it is the children that are usually damaged.
When it happens on a massive scale, the community itself is crippled.
President lyndon b. Johnson
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Being heard is so close to being loved that for the average person, they are almost indistinguishable.
David augsburger
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

It is easier thing to be a lover than a husband, for the same
Reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than now and then.
Balzac
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

One of the great illusions of our time is that love is self-sustaining.
It is not. Love must be fed and nurtured, constantly renewed. That
Demands ingenuity and consideration, but first and foremost, it demands time.
David mace
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - anne taylor fleming
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Love and commitment are rocks. Don't let the running waters move your marriage rock.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - judith viorst
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