There is a misleading, unwritten rule that states if a quote giving advice comes from someone famous, very old, or Greek, then it must be good advice.
Bo Bennett
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words.
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Whats the difference between a Kiss,a Car, & an Idiot? A kiss is so Dear, A car is too Dear, & the Idiot is you Dear.
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0~ !@ # $%^&*
Thank God All Boutons Of My Cell r Fine.
Sorry 2 Distrb u
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

All thats smile u make and hello say 2 wanted just I that out find U when irritating very it find will U..
R U CONFUSED?? Now read it BACKWARD.
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Sometimes my mind asks..
Why I miss you?
Why I care for you?
Why I remember You?..
Then my Heart answered it's simple...
BEACUSE A FOOL NEEDS MORE CARE!
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Warning, cell phones cause radiations which results in brain damage, but u r safe, it only affects people with brain. How lucky u r, no brain, no tension
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.Deep like OCEAN.
High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u", I Love "u",
Hey ! Dont get excited I love other letters of the alphabet too...... V,w,x,y,z!
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

W: Wonderful
I: Item
F: For
E: Entertainment
(WIFE)

Press down
Again
Again.. Please
Once more
Sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
Don't u have any job?
~ Misleading SMS Text Message