I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Folk sy u only fall in love once, bt whenever i hear ur voice i fall in luv all over again.
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What did da bartender sy 2 da jumper cables wen they walked in 2 da bar? Ok you two, dont start any thing.
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How can there be self-help groups?
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What bone will a dog never eat? A trombone.
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You may be recognized soon. Hide.
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Allow me to introduce my selves
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Exceptions always outnumber rules
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Have a nice day. . . Somewhere else
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"Criminal lawyer" is a redundancy.
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Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
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Insanity is my only means of relaxation
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Crime doesn't pay...does that mean my job is a crime?
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