Santa drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2 him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Santa: Sorry, I didn't know it was her turn
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... What? Ll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister?
Santa?S son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For u n ur parents
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Banta: Y do u take ur wife only to night clubs?
Santa: By the time she gets ready no other place is open
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message