2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1: Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Aik Larki ne apni Jeans utar di or sardar je se boli:
“Muje biwi honay ka Ehsas dilao”
sardar ne bhe Jeans utaar de or bola:
Jao ye dono Jeans dho kar lao.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Aik Sardar Dosry se: Chal yar Race lgatay hain
Doosra: Magar mujhay Rastay ka nahi pata
Pehla: Koi Masla nahi, tu bus meray peechy peechy ata ja.:-
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya
sardar hasne laga
dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar
bhaga aur tum has rahe ho.
Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he…..
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.
Bhagwan: abay aik line main bool biwi chahiye
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Shayari by Sardar ji:
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
1 din 1 daku 1 sardar k ghar mein ghuss gaya or bula SONA kahan hai sardar g ullu de patthe pura ghar khali ay jithay marzi soja
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha.
2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya?
1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo
Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Sardar proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Sardar: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Ek Sardar sochta raha...sochta raha... sochta raha...
Saari zindagi sochta raha
Aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya
Ki meri Behan k 3 bhai hain to mere 2 kyun?
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Sardar 2 Sardarni:
Aaj 4 Wajje Khotyan Di Race Ae,
Jana Aei..!
Sardarni: Turya Janda Nai,
Kanjra Race Layein Ga..?
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message