Sardar’s son is crying to go to school.
Sardar: Oye sheran day bachay ronday nai.
Son: Sheran day bachay school v te nai janday.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
2 sardar bethy thy,
un men se 1 sms type kr raha tha,
usne dosry se poocha:”Men pur-umeed hoon job k liye”
Iski english kia hogi?
Doosra bola. “I m pregnant 4 job”
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
2 sardar jungle me,
Samne se Sher a gya
1 ne mati uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhgne lga.
2nd wahan khara rha.
1st: Nas vi
2nd: main q nassan, mati ty tu pai ay.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Sardar: Kal Main bathroom gaya
te othay saanp betha c
sardarni: Hay o Rabba
Fer tusi ke kita
sardar: Koj v nai Mai saanp Nu akhya
Tusi kar lo Meri te nikal gai ay
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Sardar told his Friend: Yaar ek LARKI menu hans k waikhdi ae
Friend: “Confirm kar lay !!! hans k waikhdi ae…
ya waikh k hansdi ae..!”
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Teacher:Covert into Hindi
"I SAW A FILM"
Sardar: "Teacher ne 'A' film dekhi"
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
“Phir Milenge”
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Hitler says: “There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kiya fayidah? “Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
operator ko do bar tappad mara.
Guess why ?
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.
.
kyoki udhar likha tha ki
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
2 Khusray Shadi ke Mubarak baad deny gye,
Ek bola main to 1100 loun g,
Doosra bola main to 1200 loun g,
Peche se Sardar bola 2300 ly lo us main FM b hai.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Sardar mehman sy: thanda peo gay ya garam?
Mehman: dono ley ayen.
sardar: begum 1glass freezer vichon,
te 1 glass geezar vichon pani lay aa..;-)
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
A Sardar joined army, given AK 47.
He's puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message