Teacher to Student: What is Number Seven, Even or Odd
Student: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Student: Remove the ‘S’!!
~ Student SMS Text Message

Professor: I don't mind when students look at their Watch during lectures.
But it gets on nerves when they remove their Watch and shake it 2 see if its working
~ Student SMS Text Message

Great students like Us,
work on the ‘principle of rockets
It doesn't mean
we aim for the skies,
It means
we don’t start studying unless our tail is on fire
~ Student SMS Text Message

Teacher:- Childrens, Exams Are Nearing, If U Have Any Questions U Can Ask Me..
Student:- In Which Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed..?
~ Student SMS Text Message

Hi Friends!
I have decided to to Stop messaging until my Final Papers are Over.
I have to Study and this is the most important time of my career.
I hope you all will cooperate with me.
Thanks...
Well That was the Height of Over Acting.
~ Student SMS Text Message

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell crocodile?
JOHNY: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it
~ Student SMS Text Message

Professor: Where Is Your Homework
Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College
~ Student SMS Text Message

Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is sleeping.
~ Student SMS Text Message

A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
Head, I go to sleep.
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge i’ll study
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~ Student SMS Text Message

I am The Most Outstanding Student of My Class...
Because....
I Always Stand Outside the Class...
Proud to be Outstanding
~ Student SMS Text Message

Lady Teacher:
What tense is this
I m a beautiful woman.’
Student:
Past tense Madam.
~ Student SMS Text Message