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There is a way of transferring funds
That is even faster than net banking.
It is called marriage.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

Marriage is like a public restroom:
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

A businessman owned a factory.
He issued orders dat only married
men would be employed.
Emplyes asks: Why you implement this rule ?
Srdar replied:
coz married men r more obedient than un married.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

One day a man placed
an ad in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

A Wedding
Is Just Like A Funeral
Except That
You Get To
Smell Your Own Flowers...
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

Getting married iz very much like going 2 a restaurant wid friendz. U order what u want,
& when u see what da other fellow has, u wish u had ordered dat.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
“Yet to be seen”
~ Wedding SMS Text Message

Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
~ Wedding SMS Text Message


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