Locking your keys in your car

Losing your car keys in the snow

Bedridden at ages 75-95, then finally dying

Living with no disease until age 39, but then dying

Having a leg broken

Having an arm broken

Coming out of the toilet on a date with toilet paper stuck to your foot

Coming out of the toilet on a date with your fly unzipped

Getting the worst picture of yourself tatooed on your butt.

Having someone shave your head when you're sleeping

Getting your butt sewn together so u can never poop again

having your mouth sewn together so u can never talk again

Getting in trouble by the teacher in front of your crush

Tipping in your chair and falling on your crush" 1546"

Getting your baby toe chpped off

Getting your pinky chopped off

Crashing your friend's car

Crashing your parent's car

Crying when everyone else is laughing

Laughing when everyone else is crying