Being pretty and have parents that beat you

Being ugly and have parents that are nice to you

Eating 1,000 hotdogs out of a toilet bowl to get into a fraternity

Not brushing your teeth for a month

Feeling everything 10 times as painful for the rest of your life

Not being able to feel pain, and never know when you're hurt

Having an itch you can't scratch

Scratching so hard it bleeds

Eating slugs just to stay alive

Eating your own boogers just to stay alive

Throwing a big party and having no one show up

Throwing a big party and only geeks, nerds, and dorks showed up

Having your heart broken in a public place (school, mall, pizza parlor, etc.)

Having your heart broken in front of all your friends

Not saving them and letting them die

Pushing someone out of the way of a moving vehicle & they end up paralyzed from the neck down

drinking a gallon of your own pee

Eating a meatball size of boogers

smelling someone's butt

Smelling someone's feet