Being a hopeless friendless loner

Having a whole bunch of friends who secretly hate you

Watching your favorite football team go winless

Watching your least favorite football team win The Super Bowl

Wrecking your boyfriend's/girlfriend's car

Wrecking your new car

Eating your pet

Your pet eating you

Not being able to eat or drink for forty days

Not being able to sleep or rest your head for forty days

Having your only food be a cactus for one week without being able to take out the spikes

Sleeping on a spiky cactus for one week without being able to take out the spikes

Being accidentally called a girl when you are a guy

Being accidentally called a guy when you are a girl

Having every bone in your body broken with a hammer one at a time

Waking up and realizing you only have one eye, one ear, one arm and one leg

Having to live naked for a month

Having to wear only underwear for a year

Being flooded for a week while at home

Being stuck in the middle of a hurricane while you were on vacation