Being born poor and dying rich

Being born rich and dying poor

Being stuck in traffic when you really have to go

Waiting in a long line when you really have to go

Being all dressed up with nowhere to go

Having somewhere to go and nothing to wear

Being set on fire and burned alive

Being thrown into a woodchiper

Finding out your boyfriend is a serial killer

Finding out your boyfriend is a woman

Having someone pluck the hairs from your brows

Having someone pluck your eyelashes

having to have an uncontrolibly annoying laugh everytime you hear the word "and" and everyone thinks your annoying and you have no friends?

having to make out with the first guy/girl you see whenever you hear the word "and"

Tripping in front of the popular kids in school

Tripping In front of your crush

Never being able to stop talking

Never being able to talk again

Dating a girl with hairy armpits

Dating a girl with hairy legs