A black eye

A bloody nose

Drinking curdled milk

Eating moldy pancakes

Being kissed by your ex's sibling

Being kissed by your friend's ex

Being dumped in front of your friends

Being dumped in front of your parents

Being born without a mouth

Being born without eyes

Swimming in a bowl of ants

Swimming in a bowl of cockroaches

Approaching someone you admire and being rejected

Never approaching someone you admire and always wondering how it could have been

Having to sit a burning tub

Having to stand in a freezing cold shower

Having really bad breath while making out with your crush

Having to pee really bad in the middle of making out with your crush

Being caught by someone you like picking you butt

Being caught by someone you like picking your nose