Having no candy for Halloween
Having no Easter eggs for Easter
Having no presents on Christmas
Ceremonially drinking cow blood
Ceremonially eating a goat’s eye
not wiping at all
Wiping with sandpaper in the bathroom
Clogging up the airplane toilet with a long line
Stinking up your church bathroom
Having someone walk in on you while using the bathroom
Walking in a stall when someone’s using the bathroom
Licking a dirty rim of a toilet seat.
Licking underneath a trash can
Missing the beginning of a confusing movie
Missing the end of a really good movie
Having your date be extra short
Having your date be extra tall
Waiting 4 a bus in the rain (without a shelter)?
Walking all the way home on a hot scorching day?
Being abandoned at a young age
Living with your parents until you die