Your dad acting like Eninem

Your mom acting like Britney Spears

Chewing booger flavored gum

Eating an earwax flavored lollypop

Having a blister

Having a cold sore

Having To Clean The Toilet

Having To Clean Up Doggie Doo Doo

Getting nothing but socks and underwear for Christmas

Getting nothing for Christmas

A woman with not enough makeup

A woman with too much makeup

Having a toothache

Having and ear ache

Being 500 miles apart and missing each other

Being with the one you love 24/7 and getting sick of each other

Having bad friends that always get you into serious trouble

Having friends that talk about you behind your back

Having no friends at all

watching someone scratch there butt and then smell their fingers

Watching someone sneeze and wipe their snot on their lap