Having a bad hair day
Having a bad makeup day
Being right for the wrong reasons
Being wrong for the right reasons
Sleeping in a bed full of fleas
Sleeping in a bed full of worms
Being dumped on Christmas
Being dumped on Valentines Day
Out of soap
Out of toilet paper
Being Fired
Having to Fire Someone
Being chased by an angry dog
Having and angry cat jump on your face
Burning to death
Freezing to death
Having an itch in your butt with your pants on
Having an itch on your foot with your shoes on
A retainer
Braces