Dad shaving his legs

Mom not shaving her legs

Being hit by a car

Being hit by a train

Earthquakes

Floods

Tornados

Wildfires

Swimming across a wild river

Walking all the way around the river

Adulthood with no imagination

Childhood with no toys

If there was no internet

If there was no television

Apple (Macintosh)

PC (Windows)

bit by a dog

scratched by a cat

Mobsters looking for you

The US government looking for you

A very annoying sound

A very bad odor