Looking for someone who you can't find

Waiting for someone who never comes

Homework on the weekend

Surprise pop quizzes

Being disqualified

Finishing in last place

A nose full of hair

An ear full of wax

Having the runs

Throwing up

Drinking sour milk

Eating stale bread

Chewing my fingernails

Picking my nose

Getting stuck in an elevator

Getting stuck in traffic

A fire engine's horn

Fingernails on a blackboard

Being over the hill

Being under age