Eating ten pounds of raw hamburger meat

Eating your dog

knowing someone you like is going out with one of your good friends

One of your friends going out with your ex

Being seen in the bathtub naked

Being seen using the toilet

Being horrible and not having any friends

Being really ugly and staying single

You get fired from your dream job

Your best friend gets the dream job that you applied for

Being stranded on a desert island without a phone

Being stranded on a desert island without TV

A gorgeous guy/girl with a horrible personality

A really ugly guy/girl with a great personality

Having to visit your grandparents on the day of the prom

Not having a date for the prom

Burning to death

Freezing to death

A constant ringing in your ears

Seeing double