Dentist Jokes

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When I went to the dentist for some root canal work, I lost my nerve.

 

Where does the dentist get his gas? At the filling station

 

As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

 

Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.

 

Contemplating my imminent root canal was deeply unnerving.

 

Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned.

 

Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? It had a suite tooth.

 

Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a root canal

 

Dentists don't like a hard day at the orifice.

 

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

 

Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do. He wasn't in.

 

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His drill slipped.

 

A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer.

 

Larry: I'm suffering from bad breath. Craig: You should do something about it! Larry: I did. I just sent my wife to the

dentist.

 

Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet? Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it.

 

My dentist seems distracted, I think he was brushing me off.

 

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie.

 

The dentist put braces on his patient as a stop-gap measure.

 

What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.

 

What did the dentist say to the computer? This won't hurt a byte

 

What did the dentist say to the golfer? "You have a hole in one."

 

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? He braces himself

 

What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque

 

What time is it when you must go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.

 

What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth

 

What's the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth.

 

Why is the Tooth Fairy so smart? She has a lot of wisdom teeth.

 

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was against the law to pick

your teeth in public.