Old Time Radio
Are you a pig?
1. Do you love sleeping, whenever you get the opportunity?
Way too cool.
2. Are you proud of the fact, that you are disgusting when it comes to manners?
3. In fact, you have participated in burping competitions, and won a few too.
Yes, i cherish my wins.
4. Your house is totally clean and tidy, all the time.
5. Do people run away due to your smell?
6. Did/Do you love playing in the mud?
7. Do you scare small kids, by making grunting sounds?