Ist es an und f r sich absurd, das Nichtsein f r einUbel zu halten; da jedes Ubel wie jedes Gut das Dasein zur Voraussetzung hat, ja sogar das Bewusstsein. It is in and by itself absurd to regard non-existence as an evil; for every evil, like every good, presupposes existence, indeed even consciousness. (Quote by - Schopenhauer)

In love, everything is true, everything is false; it is the one subject on which one cannot express an absurdity. (Quote by - Chamfort)

Don't be humble. You're not that great. (Quote by - Golda Meir)

In many, many ways, they had a number of opportunities before the 11th. It's absurd to suggest that there weren't many signals that there could be an attack by an airplane on buildings in this country. (Quote by - Carl Levin)

I think it's absurd that insurance companies would avoid paying these claims,. (Quote by - Charlie Melancon)

Then why are you covering the [Washington] Nationals? (Quote by - Ralph Nader)

It remains more than a bit absurd to me that this scene would garner an R if shot exactly the same but from just torso up, but becomes an NC-17 because the master shot reveals full bodies. (Quote by - Robert Lantos)

There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous. (Quote by - Napoleon Bonaparte)

Christianity would be helpless without the idea of freewill and the idea of freewill would be helpless without incongruity. (Quote by - Kedar Joshi)

There is nothing so absurd as knowledge spun too fine. (Quote by - Franklin)

Isn't it the moment of most profound doubt that gives birth to new certainties? Perhaps hopelessness is the very soil that nourishes human hope; perhaps one could never find sense in life without first experiencing its absurdity. (Quote by - Havel)

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It's not fair that some men should be happier than others. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)

Privatization of the postal system has long been characterized as absurd, but I have always said it is only logical,. (Quote by - Junichiro Koizumi)

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. (Quote by - Brooke Shields)

Why do blacks identify with the Christian religion of their oppressors? (Quote by - Mahatma Gandhi)

Isn't there any other part of the matzo you can eat? (Quote by - Marilyn Monroe)

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist (Quote by - John Sedgwick)

Rise early. It is the early bird that catches the worm. Don't be fooled by this absurd saw; I once knew a man who tried it. He got up at sunrise and a horse bit him. (Quote by - Mark Twain)

L'homme se trouve devant l'irrationnel. Il sent en lui son d s ir de bonheur et de raison. L'absurde na|"t de cette confrontation entre l'appel humain et le silence d raisonnable du monde. Man stands face to face with the irrational. He feels within him his longing for happiness and for reason. The absurd is born of this confrontation between the human need and the unreasonable silence of the world. (Quote by - Camus)

First, you know, a new theory is attacked as absurd; then it is admitted to be true, but obvious and insignificant; finally it is seen to be so important that its adversaries claim that they themselves discovered it. (Quote by - James,William)

I did what any normal person would do at that age. You call home. You call home to mother and father and say, "I'd like to get into the National Guard." (Quote by - Dan Quayle)

It's absurd to accuse Serbia and the Serbs for the armed secession of Croatia,. (Quote by - Slobodan Milosevic)

I am a man possessed. Will do everything we can. (Quote by - Oklahoma City businessman/Seattle Sonics co-owner Clay Bennett)

Every absurdity has a champion to defend it, for error is always talkative. (Quote by - Oliver Goldsmith)

We all make mistakes. He needs a chance to make mistakes. (Quote by - Devin Ebanks)