The origin of the absurd idea of immortal life is easy to discover; it is kept alive by hope and fear, by childish faith, and by cowardice. (Quote by - Clarence Darrow)

The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five. (Quote by - Carl Sagan)

It is strangely absurd to suppose that a million human beings, collected together, are not under the same moral laws which bind each of them separately. (Quote by - Thomas Jefferson)

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania. (Quote by - Dorothy Parker)

It's absurd. We would all like to see Cuba move toward civil society and free markets and greater respect for human rights. But the U.S. policy is exactly the wrong way to go about it. (Quote by - Wayne Smith)

I got shot in the head by my own guys in my foxhole. And they didn't even give me an honorable death. (Quote by - New York Knicks point guard (technically speaking) Stephon Marbury)

Absurdity. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one"s own opinion. (Quote by - Ambrose Bierce)

Mr. Clemens, I am not an expert in any of these issues ... but you appear to be the same size in all of these photos. (Quote by - Rep. Virginia Foxx)

That's just one of the absurdities of the policy. We're not any safer, just a lot less free. (Quote by - Howard Simon)

The only way we can do what we do is to be absurdly optimistic,. (Quote by - Christine Vachon)

A mistake is a Buddhist gift. Director Terry Gilliam to Robin Williams. (Quote by - Terry Gilliam)

I think they do it to look good in the lobby in their three-piece suit. (Quote by - Roger Clemens)

Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. (Quote by - Oliver Goldsmith)

It is so absurd what this alleged victim is saying. He's saying that he fought two guys with a stun gun and a knife, and he jumps out of the car. (Quote by - Dan Bennett)

Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind. (Quote by - William Westmoreland)

I should have a third ear coming out of my forehead. (Quote by - Roger Clemens)

A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion. (Quote by - Ambrose Bierce)

There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher. (Quote by - Oliver Goldsmith)

It's been terrible. .. The charges were absurd then, they remain absurd now. (Quote by - Antoaneta Uzunova)

He's very emotional about these charges, .. He thinks they are absurd. (Quote by - Mo Shaoping)

There is an absurdity in it, particularly in the relationship between the siblings. (Quote by - John Madden)

Only the exceptionally equanimous person can allow himself to be absurd. (Quote by - Allan Goldfein)

The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. (Quote by - Camus)

The 'harmonious world' theory .. will help dispel doubts in the international community about China's continued development and refute the absurd 'China threat theory'. (Quote by - Ye Xiaowen)

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person. (Quote by - Joseph Addison)